Martial Law: Believe It Or Not
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Peshtigo, Wisconsin: Citizens are not allowed to practice karate on any city sidewalk.
Cotton, Minnesota: Pants with hip pockets may not be worn when working out in any of the martial arts. (A hip pocket is considered to be the perfect place to hide a pint of liquor.)
Corry, Pennsylvania: No female wearing a nightgown is allowed to practice martial arts. A woman of any age must always get fully dressed before she can legally work out.
Austin, Oregon: Men may not teach karate or any other martial art while on a boat on the Sabbath.
Wedgworth, Alabama: No single, widowed or divorced woman may participate in any of the martial arts on Sunday. Also, any unattached female who takes part in such outlandish activities can be arrested and given a jail term.
Wheeler, Mississippi: Citizens are allowed to practice martial arts but may not strike a friend in jest - unless you first tell him you are just kidding around.
Pattonsburg, Missouri: Citizens may not make silly and/or insulting faces at a man while he is practicing martial arts.
Acme, Louisiana: Citizens (children or adults) may not laugh out loud at a martial arts student going through their moves.
Boone, North Carolina: Martial artists may not practice on Sunday during the half-hour period before a church service.
Sutherland, Iowa: Playfully using a martial arts strike in a effort to remove a hat from the head of another is strictly prohibited.
Greenville, Delaware: No martial artists may place his arm around a woman without a good and lawful reason.
Bluff, Utah: Martial arts practitioners are banned from chewing tobacco while practicing.
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