UnderGround Forums Here's why you don't see female bouncers

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Stolen from Reddit but you get the point. Big boy steps in and moves like a fucking linebacker

 

3/20/18 12:42 AM
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3/20/18 12:44 AM
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props to the other guy for stepping up.
3/20/18 12:45 AM
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What every dad who takes krav maga thinks he'll do in that situation

3/20/18 12:45 AM
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Bouncer wasn't fucking around.

3/20/18 12:49 AM
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I think 90% of bouncers would drop nut in that situation. Props to that bouncer for taking him on. Dont even know what happened, could have been shot dead 

3/20/18 12:51 AM
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I think 90% of bouncers would drop nut in that situation. Props to that bouncer for taking him on. Dont even know what happened, could have been shot dead 

Bouncers don't get paid enough to take a bullet for a bunch of barflies. Big boy has a big black set of balls on him

3/20/18 12:51 AM
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Like George Costanza at a children’s birthday party.

Edited: 3/20/18 12:54 AM
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Damn the lady bouncer shat herself and high tailed it out of there.

3/20/18 12:57 AM
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3/20/18 12:57 AM
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^for hocky

3/20/18 1:35 AM
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You can tell the exact moment the gun goes off.

Thats why you always tollerate a tough MOFO on coke at the door for these occassions 

3/20/18 1:45 AM
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Wow...incredible initiative and presence of mind.

3/20/18 2:18 AM
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darkness66 -
sassen -

I think 90% of bouncers would drop nut in that situation. Props to that bouncer for taking him on. Dont even know what happened, could have been shot dead 

Bouncers don't get paid enough to take a bullet for a bunch of barflies. Big boy has a big black set of balls on him

This.

 

backstory???? What happened before to cause this and what happened afterwards???

3/20/18 3:32 AM
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I think 90% of bouncers would drop nut in that situation. Props to that bouncer for taking him on. Dont even know what happened, could have been shot dead 

Bouncers don't get paid enough to take a bullet for a bunch of barflies. Big boy has a big black set of balls on him

This.

 

backstory???? What happened before to cause this and what happened afterwards???

Dude thought he was walking into a white people Irish bar to celebrate St Patricks because he is half irish. He brought his gun for self defence in case there were white supremacist drunk Irishmen  but in his nervousness he forgot to put it under his shirt.

Outside he was gunned down by white cops, right after they shot the bouncer, because they mistakenly profiled them both as being Scottish.

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I think 90% of bouncers would drop nut in that situation. Props to that bouncer for taking him on. Dont even know what happened, could have been shot dead 

Bouncers don't get paid enough to take a bullet for a bunch of barflies. Big boy has a big black set of balls on him

This.

 

backstory???? What happened before to cause this and what happened afterwards???

Dude thought he was walking into a white people Irish bar to celebrate St Patricks because he is half irish. He brought his gun for self defence in case there were white supremacist drunk Irishmen  but in his nervousness he forgot to put it under his shirt.

Outside he was gunned down by white cops, right after they shot the bouncer, because they mistakenly profiled them both as being Scottish.

Bravo Sir.

3/20/18 6:12 AM
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Probably the biggest takeaway, is to not take a stupid job like bouncing in the first place.  

3/20/18 6:57 AM
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Big boy's been skipping leg day again!

3/20/18 7:42 AM
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Probably the biggest takeaway, is to not take a stupid job like bouncing in the first place.  


Ding!
3/20/18 10:49 AM
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Like George Costanza at a children’s birthday party.

You win. 

3/20/18 11:05 AM
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10/10 for the big boy.
Saw the bouncer running for it, looked round the corner, checked the gun, decided on his strategy, executed it perfect.
2 on 1 on the hand holding the weapon, force it away from you ( for fuc sake not across the body ) then up, looks like gun went off ( always does ) and no one got it.
Brovo big boy.
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Cocaine Cowboy - 
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I think 90% of bouncers would drop nut in that situation. Props to that bouncer for taking him on. Dont even know what happened, could have been shot dead 

Bouncers don't get paid enough to take a bullet for a bunch of barflies. Big boy has a big black set of balls on him

This.

 

backstory???? What happened before to cause this and what happened afterwards???


Absolutely. The other guy deserves incredible credit for exceptional bravery and skill. Nobody should get shit for walking away from a guy with a gun when they are unarmed.
3/20/18 11:22 AM
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Cocaine Cowboy - 
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I think 90% of bouncers would drop nut in that situation. Props to that bouncer for taking him on. Dont even know what happened, could have been shot dead 

Bouncers don't get paid enough to take a bullet for a bunch of barflies. Big boy has a big black set of balls on him

This.

 

backstory???? What happened before to cause this and what happened afterwards???


Absolutely. The other guy deserves incredible credit for exceptional bravery and skill. Nobody should get shit for walking away from a guy with a gun when they are unarmed.

I would have been the woman running in that scenario. Not because I'm a pussy, but because there's no way in hell I'm getting shot for that shitty ass job or bar.

3/20/18 11:43 AM
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I liked that backward elbow to the head mid scramble
3/20/18 1:46 PM
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Oldie but goodie