Art Vandelay's Pro Wrestling Ground Jimmy Uso is fat as hell...


2/15/17 11:50 AM
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And you can't teach that!
2/15/17 1:07 PM
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Why would it be difficult to instruct 1 on becoming obese? It is my assertion that he has obtained his robust stature in a self-masticated manner.

2/15/17 3:10 PM
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Is he the one tapping Naomi ?

2/15/17 4:01 PM
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For a Samoan he's a prime Rick Rude.
2/15/17 4:24 PM
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Lolz
2/15/17 4:30 PM
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edward nigma -

Is he the one tapping Naomi ?

This
2/15/17 4:38 PM
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edward nigma -

Is he the one tapping Naomi ?

If by tapping you mean she's getting smothered by his gut and tits, then yes.

He's put on significant weight this past year.

Used to be difficult to tell him and Jey apart.

Guy needs a treadmill.
2/15/17 8:37 PM
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Look at his whole family.  He's pretty skinny in comparison.  Of course I'm not counting that fucking chiseled Adonis, Roman Reigns.  

2/15/17 8:40 PM
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jju - 

Look at his whole family.  He's pretty skinny in comparison.  Of course I'm not counting that fucking chiseled Adonis, Roman Reigns.  


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2/15/17 9:59 PM
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Once you get married, you can let yourself go.

 

see me for an example.

2/15/17 10:29 PM
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when have you ever seen a skinny samoan? Hell the rock had to surgery to get rid of his fat tits and wear a damn t shirt back in the dat
2/15/17 10:57 PM
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He's Samoan. What do you expect?
2/15/17 11:10 PM
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Turkey legs and mayonnaise.
2/16/17 8:07 AM
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He's Samoan

He's married

His wife just won the top female title

He can wear t shirts now

He was made to be a heel

 

Guy is comfort eating guys

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jju - 

Look at his whole family.  He's pretty skinny in comparison.  Of course I'm not counting that fucking chiseled Adonis, Roman Reigns.  


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Legit lol
2/16/17 5:32 PM
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I call bullshit on this entire thread. Nobody can tell Jimmy and Jey apart...
2/16/17 7:12 PM
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I could tell them apart when they had facepaint.

no clue now.

2/16/17 8:07 PM
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http://www.romanreignswwe.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Roman-Reigns-Interesting-Facts-13.jpg

There's a pic of Jimmy Uso with Roman Reigns. Check out how much bigger Uso is than Reigns!