Art Vandelay's Pro Wrestling Ground Let's guess who John Cena will be banging next

4/16/18 10:33 AM
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It's clear from the original Thickie James to Thikki Bella that John likes the fitness chicks. Does he go for Mandy Rose? Or possibly send Travis Browne packing?
4/16/18 10:41 AM
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Mandy Rose possible.. No way he going after Rousey..

I will say he's gonna manwhore it up and have a menage with Iconic Duo sloots..
4/16/18 10:45 AM
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Mandy Rose, a major upgrade from the bella ho.
4/16/18 11:03 AM
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Rousey would be a giant step down for him 

4/16/18 11:09 AM
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BigWilliam - Mandy Rose, a major upgrade from the bella ho.

I haven't heard Mandy talk in an un-scripted environment. Is there any way she's as stupid or trailer-trash as Nikki?
4/16/18 11:15 AM
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AnthonyWeiner - 
BigWilliam - Mandy Rose, a major upgrade from the bella ho.

I haven't heard Mandy talk in an un-scripted environment. Is there any way she's as stupid or trailer-trash as Nikki?

She did not come off too badly on Tough Enough back in the day. I don't think anyone comes off as inredibly trailer park gold digger as nikki though.
4/16/18 11:28 AM
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Do you think he might go the legacy route and try to take Charlotte to pound town? Brooke Hogan recently expressed interest in getting into WWE.
4/16/18 11:33 AM
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AnthonyWeiner - Do you think he might go the legacy route and try to take Charlotte to pound town? Brooke Hogan recently expressed interest in getting into WWE.
Don't think so.. If you look back at his known partners, I believe he likes the brunettes.. Ex wife, pornstar chick, thikki james, melina, thikki bella..
4/16/18 11:43 AM
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armbarheelhook - 
AnthonyWeiner - Do you think he might go the legacy route and try to take Charlotte to pound town? Brooke Hogan recently expressed interest in getting into WWE.
Don't think so.. If you look back at his known partners, I believe he likes the brunettes.. Ex wife, pornstar chick, thikki james, melina, thikki bella..

Hmmm good point. Looks like the Iconic Duo is up to bat then.
4/16/18 11:59 AM
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BigWilliam -
armbarheelhook - 
AnthonyWeiner - Do you think he might go the legacy route and try to take Charlotte to pound town? Brooke Hogan recently expressed interest in getting into WWE.
Don't think so.. If you look back at his known partners, I believe he likes the brunettes.. Ex wife, pornstar chick, thikki james, melina, thikki bella..

Hmmm good point. Looks like the Iconic Duo is up to bat then.

Is he looking for a Tag Team partner then?

4/16/18 12:04 PM
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Well he's 100% gonna blow one on Paige's face first.  That's just a box you have to check, then its Mandy Rose time.  

4/16/18 12:07 PM
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More than likely it will be a Hollywood chick.

4/16/18 12:12 PM
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luctaro -
BigWilliam -
armbarheelhook - 
AnthonyWeiner - Do you think he might go the legacy route and try to take Charlotte to pound town? Brooke Hogan recently expressed interest in getting into WWE.
Don't think so.. If you look back at his known partners, I believe he likes the brunettes.. Ex wife, pornstar chick, thikki james, melina, thikki bella..

Hmmm good point. Looks like the Iconic Duo is up to bat then.

Is he looking for a Tag Team partner then?

Nope...

Cena House Rule #223: Cena does not share his food, his money, or his women.

Cena House Rule #269: Lights out at 10pm. You are not allowed to look at Cena when he has sex with you.. You can't see him.

Cena House Rule #269 subsection b: When Cena is done, you must remove yourself from his bedroom and go sleep in the guest bedroom.. But not before taking a shower and burning your undergarments..
4/16/18 1:12 PM
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If he fucks Mandy Rose, i'd suck his dick just to taste the penis that was inside her.

4/16/18 1:39 PM
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After the howard stern interview.... I'd say Nia

4/16/18 1:57 PM
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Probably Daniel Bryan just to establish dominance over the entire family. 

4/16/18 2:02 PM
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ShanTheMan - 

After the howard stern interview.... I'd say Nia


Haha...I forgot about that interview
That was well before he was famous, or at least the biggest star in the last decade.
4/16/18 2:24 PM
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He's an ass man.  Bayley's dumper is next  

4/16/18 2:31 PM
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Not a chance all the broads he's been banging have had huge tits.
4/16/18 2:33 PM
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Festus -

He's an ass man.  Bayley's dumper is next  

You shut your whore mouth!!

4/16/18 2:33 PM
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tj tapper - 

Well he's 100% gonna blow one on Paige's face first.  That's just a box you have to check, then its Mandy Rose time.  


Come on, he has to already have done that one. Hasn't everyone in the company at this point?
4/16/18 2:46 PM
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Koma - 

Probably Daniel Bryan just to establish dominance over the entire family. 


Don't forget about Big Johnny! He's the Bella's step dad now.
4/16/18 2:46 PM
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Of course, that also means that he's gotta take down Animal. Step-uncle and all.
4/16/18 2:50 PM
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Mickie James as a comeback.  Always start with the low hanging fruit.

4/16/18 3:04 PM
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As soon as Nikki went on Strictly/Dancing with the stars I knew it was over. There is a curse on the British show. Couples rarely survive it even happily married ones.

 

I reckon Cena will smash Mandy and maybe Dana and Amy Schumer’s friends