David Jacobs' BJJGround Thinking of doing a cocaine based tournament

6/12/18 2:35 PM
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Winner gets a rock the size of a basketball 

 

all contestants have to do two rails before each match. 

 

 

We also could have a live sex show sponsored by Porn hub. 

 

What do you guys think

6/12/18 2:40 PM
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Venue?

6/12/18 2:44 PM
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Robobear -

Venue?

Bogota 

6/12/18 2:54 PM
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Where do I sniff up?

6/12/18 3:01 PM
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Can we make it an alcohol and coke tournament? 

6/12/18 3:12 PM
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Wutang -

Where do I sniff up?

11th dimension jiu jitsu 

6/12/18 3:13 PM
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hizzo -

Can we make it an alcohol and coke tournament? 

The belushi special invitational. Sounds good to me 

6/12/18 3:31 PM
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Awesome idea. The competitors would look so cool and alternative and non-conformist doing massive lines of coke off the timekeeper's table.

James
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As long as you do it in way that is classy, especially the kid's divisions.
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shen -
As long as you do it in way that is classy, especially the kid's divisions.

The cleanest mirrors in all the land 

6/12/18 5:49 PM
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I like George Carlin's whiskey and angel dust tournament idea better.
6/12/18 7:48 PM
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Instead of digital timers, you could use hourglasses. But instead of being filled with sand, they're filled with cocaine. They'd make great gifts for the staff as a way to say thanks for a job well done. 

6/12/18 8:51 PM
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Can I be naked? 

6/12/18 9:28 PM
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Instead of just gi and no gi, is there also rock, base, and shootable divisions? 

6/12/18 11:36 PM
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That was basically a regular Saturday morning class in Rio for us gringos after a massive Friday night out in Copacabana.
6/13/18 12:05 AM
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At my age, I may need to get my dr to sign off before registering for this comp.

 

Are the registration fees expensive??    They sound expensive...

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So one of my training partners won eddies tournament   He got the pound of weed.  He doesnt smoke. He doesn’t want to deal without a license.  So he is stuck with a pound of weed 

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checkuroil - 

So one of my training partners won eddies tournament   He got the pound of weed.  He doesnt smoke. He doesn’t want to deal without a license.  So he is stuck with a pound of weed 


was he forced to compete against his will? or was he unaware of the prize? forced to take the prize upon winning?
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checkuroil -

So one of my training partners won eddies tournament   He got the pound of weed.  He doesnt smoke. He doesn’t want to deal without a license.  So he is stuck with a pound of weed 

Weren't all the contestants required to get high before competing? 

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checkuroil -

So one of my training partners won eddies tournament   He got the pound of weed.  He doesnt smoke. He doesn’t want to deal without a license.  So he is stuck with a pound of weed 

I'd be happy to take it off his hands with no charge to him! 

6/13/18 2:25 AM
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Amazing how fast responses got going on this thread lol

6/13/18 2:34 AM
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checkuroil -

So one of my training partners won eddies tournament   He got the pound of weed.  He doesnt smoke. He doesn’t want to deal without a license.  So he is stuck with a pound of weed 

Weren't all the contestants required to get high before competing? 

No. 

6/13/18 2:48 AM
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Omg. I laughed hella hard!

6/13/18 2:49 AM
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Can I do the play by play. I haven’t been able to

land anything and this would be great. 

 

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checkuroil -

So one of my training partners won eddies tournament   He got the pound of weed.  He doesnt smoke. He doesn’t want to deal without a license.  So he is stuck with a pound of weed 

He knew the prize for winning going in?

What's the going rate on a lb of weed down there?  I'm sure someone there he knows would give him some quick cash for it at a discount.