GeekGround WTF?!?!? Marvel (Thor related)


5 days ago
1/1/01
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5 days ago
1/1/01
Posts: 46477

I can't bring myself to copy/pasta this.

Go to https://www.bleedingcool.com/2018/06/13/jason-aaron-christian-ward-donny-cates-thanos-thor-1-major-spoilers/

5 days ago
1/1/01
Posts: 18330
As Keith Giffen's Justice League characters were known to say...


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


That seems like something a 5 year old would dream up.
5 days ago
3/7/05
Posts: 29803
So.... he has the power of the phoenix and somehow the claws are still important? Good call marvel. But hey at least Jean Grey can always put him in check if need be, she can EASILY overpower the phoenix you know.
5 days ago
11/9/09
Posts: 2210
Haha, Marvel is becoming more like that xenowhatever comic that someone from the GG drew up years ago. Can someone link/bump it?
5 days ago
8/20/16
Posts: 211

I have no idea what the fuck is going on. I haven't read anything about Thor for months now. I thought the original Thor was back, but a bunch of dialogue makes me think he's another person  merely weilding the power (like Jane Foster was), but then other dialogue makes him sound like the real deal. He's missing an arm and lives with his dog in a derelict fishing boat tied to a pier? What the flying fuck am I reading?

 

As for the Wolverine / Phoenix thing, it just sounds like they're trying to come up with interesting ideas that the fans will shell out money for. Like when they made Frank Castle the Ghost Rider / herald of Galactus. I used to read What If for this stuff; I never wanted it showing up in actual comics continuity.

5 days ago
9/30/12
Posts: 4150
blabbermouth -

I have no idea what the fuck is going on. I haven't read anything about Thor for months now. I thought the original Thor was back, but a bunch of dialogue makes me think he's another person  merely weilding the power (like Jane Foster was), but then other dialogue makes him sound like the real deal. He's missing an arm and lives with his dog in a derelict fishing boat tied to a pier? What the flying fuck am I reading?

 

As for the Wolverine / Phoenix thing, it just sounds like they're trying to come up with interesting ideas that the fans will shell out money for. Like when they made Frank Castle the Ghost Rider / herald of Galactus. I used to read What If for this stuff; I never wanted it showing up in actual comics continuity.

I have long said marvel needs to bring back the 'what if' line. They can still make up whatever crazy shit they want, still sell the stories, and not completely ruin the established characters.  Alot of this shit is a joke. Cosmic ghost rider? Sounds cool as a what if. Not as continuity. Jane as Thor? They did that what if. It didn't need a run and to replace Thor for some bullshit reason. Hydra cap....no, anything from the last 20 years with Jean ..... No. So many no's. Oh and FUUUUUUUUCK all this venom shit. If I never see another venom again it would be too soon. So fucking beyond done with all this venom-venomverse-edgeofthevenverse-venomized-symbiote-agentvenom- venom venom venom venom variants venomized variants fuckfuckfuckfuck just stop 

5 days ago
8/20/16
Posts: 212
Uncle Rukus -
blabbermouth -

I have no idea what the fuck is going on. I haven't read anything about Thor for months now. I thought the original Thor was back, but a bunch of dialogue makes me think he's another person  merely weilding the power (like Jane Foster was), but then other dialogue makes him sound like the real deal. He's missing an arm and lives with his dog in a derelict fishing boat tied to a pier? What the flying fuck am I reading?

 

As for the Wolverine / Phoenix thing, it just sounds like they're trying to come up with interesting ideas that the fans will shell out money for. Like when they made Frank Castle the Ghost Rider / herald of Galactus. I used to read What If for this stuff; I never wanted it showing up in actual comics continuity.

I have long said marvel needs to bring back the 'what if' line. They can still make up whatever crazy shit they want, still sell the stories, and not completely ruin the established characters.  Alot of this shit is a joke. Cosmic ghost rider? Sounds cool as a what if. Not as continuity. Jane as Thor? They did that what if. It didn't need a run and to replace Thor for some bullshit reason. Hydra cap....no, anything from the last 20 years with Jean ..... No. So many no's. Oh and FUUUUUUUUCK all this venom shit. If I never see another venom again it would be too soon. So fucking beyond done with all this venom-venomverse-edgeofthevenverse-venomized-symbiote-agentvenom- venom venom venom venom variants venomized variants fuckfuckfuckfuck just stop 

I totally agree. I blame Mark Millar for getting this ball rolling. Him, and the fact all the people who created teh characters retired, leaving the industry to be run by people who don't feel protective of the characters at all and will publish anything for a buck.

4 days ago
9/14/12
Posts: 2849

Lol at the claws.  What happened to Thor’s arm? 

4 days ago
1/1/01
Posts: 46479
Mr Sizzzz - 

Lol at the claws.  What happened to Thor’s arm? 


Thor lost his arm fairly early on in Aaron's run on Thor.  It was cut off in battle with Frost Giants and Malekith.

4 days ago
8/20/16
Posts: 213

Hulkverine vs Wolverphoenix. You know it's coming.

4 days ago
1/1/01
Posts: 46480
blabbermouth - 

Hulkverine vs Wolverphoenix. You know it's coming.


Hulkverine is one of the dumbest characters ever.  Wolverphoenix might be number two.

3 days ago
6/8/08
Posts: 9409
paw -
blabbermouth - 

Hulkverine vs Wolverphoenix. You know it's coming.


Hulkverine is one of the dumbest characters ever.  Wolverphoenix might be number two.

But did you do the math correctly? 

Hulkverine has Hulk in there. How much do you hate or love the Hulk?

Wolverphoenix has Phoenix in there....

 

==> Should Wolverphoenix not be no1?

 

I can't read or watch wolverine anymore. For a long while now. I'm so done with that character, everything that used to be cool, interesting etc has been destroyed by the countless versions, deaths, nondeaths etc. 

Same goes for the movies. X-men and Wolverine, he's always a stupid bar fighting idiot with a healing factor. He's not clearly faster than his agressors, his instincts never are that of an animal, he never feels much stronger and more ferocious than even the normal henchman he fights. Old man logan is the only exception. And when he faces a real skilled enemy that ALSO has a weapon, let's say a skilled samurai, he LOSES badly (but since he has god mode /on he ends up "winning"). 

 

Phoenix? Well lol. 

 

So you know who my No1 is!