billyball2 - What were you arrested for?
Were you generally a fuck up?
Did you think he was bluffing at first?
Did you beat the shit out of him when you got back, or are you still living off of his teat?
How many times a day did you get raped in school? Were they gentle?
I was arrested for burglary of a business and trespassing, a flea market to be precise. Yes, I was a fuck up and most likely would have wound up a juggalo or something worse.
My parents were not rich, but they did get me a lawyer. My step father, suggested the idea to my lawyer, as a means of getting rid of me, who in turn presented it to the court as an "alternative prosecution". By the order of the court I was not to set foot on US soil until my 18th birthday.
I did eventually fight him when I was 18. He slapped me for challenging him and I tackled, mounted him and beat him until his father (whom I had the upmost respect for) pulled me off. He deserved it, he is to this day a con man who preys upon churches and (still) my naïve mother.