OtherGround Forums I Got a New Couch. U Jealous?

7/14/13 8:39 PM
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Ma got a new white leather couch, so she gave me the old one from the room nobody ever goes in. Can't wait to Christen this friggin thing with a broad. EZ cleanup. Who's better than me?

 

7/14/13 8:40 PM
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FUCK! Is that couch hand-crafted 100% WFA?? Phone Post
7/14/13 8:42 PM
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ChokeEmOut -  WFG

Wrong Forum Greaseball Phone Post

lol

7/14/13 8:43 PM
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Are you sure you didn't steal that from the upstairs at my parents house's room that no ones allowed in?
7/14/13 8:43 PM
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WFA Phone Post
7/14/13 8:45 PM
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no

 
 
7/14/13 8:56 PM
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Reckoner - How old is the plastic? You might have to update if it's yellowing. Don't sleep on yellowing vinyl.

It's mad old. First couch my parents bought when we came to the US (the couch before this fell of the truck) or mahbe this is the one that fell off the truck in the 90s. I should get the plastic couch condom replaced. I'll hit up that furniture spot near 18th ave. 

7/14/13 8:58 PM
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cheesesteak - Are you sure you didn't steal that from the upstairs at my parents house's room that no ones allowed in?

It's for the company that never comes. Every Guinea has one of those rooms

7/14/13 9:00 PM
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who knew there was room for loopz to class it up a notch?

7/14/13 9:02 PM
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Bobby Lupo - 
cheesesteak - Are you sure you didn't steal that from the upstairs at my parents house's room that no ones allowed in?

It's for the company that never comes. Every Guinea has one of those rooms


lol..so true...and also don't forget the entenmans cake that is reserved for the company, you get your fingers broke if you touch it.
7/14/13 9:11 PM
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That couch is off the hook. Phone Post 3.0
7/14/13 9:12 PM
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No nice guinea couch would be complete without plastic on it.  Solid score Bobby, I approve.

7/14/13 9:25 PM
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Fuck yo couch. -Rick James Phone Post 3.0
7/14/13 10:00 PM
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Looks like it`s the right height for some backdoor action.

7/14/13 10:03 PM
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Yo I swear on my life every Italian has plastic on their couches. Whats up with that?
7/14/13 10:12 PM
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Shouldhavebeen - That looks like something that would be in a creepy murderers house. I wouldn't sit on that shit.
I wouldn't want to sit on Frank Trigg's dick either. Phone Post
7/14/13 10:31 PM
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7/14/13 11:02 PM
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armbarring - Yo I swear on my life every Italian has plastic on their couches. Whats up with that?
What If you spill red wine or gravy or espresso? Easy to clean. The plastic protects the couch from ever being dirty. Phone Post 3.0
7/14/13 11:10 PM
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mamma mia bobby???? What the hell is a gravy??? For your turkey tanksgiving I hope!
7/14/13 11:29 PM
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I must admit....when I was a small child my Grandmother on my father's side had two couches covered in plastic..........I always hated sitting on them.....

She did have this cool cubby hole with a door in the kitchen wall (right under the window) where she would keep toys for me. To this day I have no f'n idea what its real purpose was.

7/15/13 12:43 AM
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ranier wolfcastle -

no

 
 
Holy fucking lol...waking up the neighbors on this pic Phone Post 3.0
7/15/13 12:48 AM
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UGCTT_EnderTL -

Good thing he got the plastic on incase of this lol Phone Post 3.0
7/15/13 12:51 AM
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ThuggishRuggishBonez - Fuck yo couch. -Rick James Phone Post 3.0
Nice Phone Post
7/15/13 7:27 AM
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AlexanderTheGOAT - Dude that couch is FUCKIN SICK! Props bro.. Phone Post 3.0

Yeah, no doubt. I had to crank the AC up so's we wouldn't stick to the plastic. My side piece came by to 'watch True Blood', she kind of made fun of the couch, said it was like an old lady couch, then got stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey. Minchia, this couch is broken in.

7/15/13 7:34 AM
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ranier wolfcastle -

no

 
 
If u did a female and do the exact same thing u did here? O_o? Phone Post 3.0