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I've always wanted to know why the penis was so small. Couldn't the artist have made a much bigger flaccid cock??

 

No homo 

The Ancient Greeks - and thus the High Renaissance artists like Michelangelo who were influenced by the Greek masters - considered small penises to be ideal by their male beauty standard.

This is because the Ancient Greeks idealized logic and reason over humanity's baser instincts.

Big penises were considered symbols of lustfulness, beastliness, foolishness - the opposite of intellectual citizens.

If you look at the Ancient Greek sculptures that do show large dicks, they are always on troublesome gods and spirits. Caricatures, not to be emulated.

For example, the Satyr:

Or Priapus, who was considered an obscene god for poor farmers and the lowbrow.

 

Meanwhile, idealized figures like this victorious athlete have little dicks.

 

You sure know a lot about cocks. You have a great future here.

Hail Priapus, god of the OG. 


Lol, apparently he's an expert on small cocks and justifying them ha ha ha


Im just picturing him in bed with some broad, scrolling through the pictures and explaining that small dicks are a sign of intelligence and dignity, while she just looks with a scrunched up face, skeptical as shit, and just lets out a long sigh and says "Fine, lets just get it over with".
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