OtherGround Forums Synthetic Urine?

7/13/13 2:07 AM
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Aaronrodgers=GOAT -  WAR THEONE !! Phone Post

Thanks brother, Ill mention you to the big guy when I say my prayers tonight.

7/13/13 2:07 AM
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TheOne - 
A Dingo Ate My Creepy - Including Government

That takes some brass balls, everything I read says that if they catch you using synthetic piss for government its illegal.

Thanks for your experience, puts me at ease a bit.


Well I certainly wouldn't use it if I was applying for the FBI or something like that. The Gubment is a large entity tho with lots of departments.

It's the only stuff I have ever used that worked. Otherwise I wouldn't vouch for it.
7/13/13 4:28 AM
6/18/13
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I've been using it for years and experienced the transition here in washington when they started testing for creatine and urea. About 1.5 years ago I bought some of the new Quik Fix that was already pre-mixed. Before, you would have to order the Canadian version and add a little crystal to the bottle after it was to temp, so the urea crystal would dissolve. When I went to verify the batch number, It was under recall and everything in the area was from the same shipment.

I just dumped the synthetic out and subbed with some real urine my friend of provided, using the same bottle and heat pack. TEMP is the key!!! You can heat up the stuff without ruining it so practice how long it takes to bring to proper temp and don't fuck it up, and you'll be good to go. Good luck! Phone Post
7/13/13 6:32 AM
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I have passed seven panel and, I believe, nine panel tests with Quick Fix.

Its all about temperature and how long you can stand having a heating pad and uncomfortahle bottle taped to your balls.
7/13/13 8:03 AM
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OP I suggest you use the fake urine. If the examiner informs you that the urine is synthetic, I suggest the following reply. "Synthetic?...Are you saying I can't piss for real?" then whip it out and begin pissing all over like a lawn sprinkler and yell "This is all real yellow gold baby!!!".

I am sure you will have no problem keeping your job after the misunderstanding.
7/13/13 8:11 AM
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7/13/13 8:28 AM
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LOL drug testing for entry level jobs at walmart or somewhere. America land of the free.
7/13/13 4:05 PM
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TTT

7/13/13 4:23 PM
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If you can't afford to lose this job, then stop smoking pot. It isn't addicting right? So what is the problem?

idiot.
7/13/13 4:31 PM
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jcblass - If you can't afford to lose this job, then stop smoking pot. It isn't addicting right? So what is the problem?

idiot.

Yes, because stopping smoking for 2 days will totally cleanse my system? Whose the idiot.

7/14/13 1:37 AM
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It's always better if you can get real piss and use the container those synthetics come in since they have the heater and the temp strip already. If not available, I've passed using a synthetic called Magnum.

Good luck. Just had to take one for a job a little over a month ago. Phone Post 3.0
7/14/13 1:38 AM
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DarkhorseRising - Google dehydrated human urine, thank me later Phone Post 3.0
Dude, seriously look in to this. You'll pass EVERY time with this shit. Next best thing to not smoking Phone Post 3.0
7/14/13 6:47 PM
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I knew a guy that used his kids pee. He just made sure it was fresh and kept between 90-100 degrees. Phone Post 3.0
7/14/13 7:32 PM
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I've used for a dip stick test b4 and passed. My brother and friend used for per employment. I think they send those to labs. Bit all pass. Check the formula number and look online to see if its current Phone Post 3.0
7/14/13 7:40 PM
1/9/02
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TheOne - 
BellatorGhostAgent - at a lab that is a no go. Actual labs will be able to tell if its real human piss. If it were just one of the piss in a cups test where the line shows positive/negative ud be fine. But labs test to make sure the piss is real aswell.

Best bet is to have a friend with clean piss, piss in a condom for ya n sneak that in. Just make sure you warm the piss up before u go in, because it will also show u failed if you go in there with cold piss. Id always just sit the piss ontop of your car vent n turn ur heater on full blast for a lil to heat it up.

Good luck

Really? They advertise (and people have attaested to) using it in real lab tests?


they also say THC will be in your system for 60 days on those sites. They make up shit.
7/14/13 7:44 PM
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banco - LOL drug testing for entry level jobs at walmart or somewhere. America land of the free.

lol no shit
7/14/13 7:44 PM
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DarkhorseRising - Google dehydrated human urine, thank me later Phone Post 3.0
Dude, seriously look in to this. You'll pass EVERY time with this shit. Next best thing to not smoking Phone Post 3.0
It's pricey though. How about detox drinks from GNC ? Dude that worked there told me it was damn near full proof. Phone Post
7/15/13 2:05 AM
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Ttt Phone Post
7/15/13 2:58 AM
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Aaronrodgers=GOAT - 
DarkhorseRising -
DarkhorseRising - Google dehydrated human urine, thank me later Phone Post 3.0
Dude, seriously look in to this. You'll pass EVERY time with this shit. Next best thing to not smoking Phone Post 3.0
It's pricey though. How about detox drinks from GNC ? Dude that worked there told me it was damn near full proof. Phone Post

Dude was trying to make commission. Those drinks are garbage. Good luck even keeping it down. They taste like liquid snot...citrus flavored.