OtherGround Forums Worst experience you had with a hooker?

Edited: 3/11/18 8:36 PM
6/3/03
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So, hopefully this thread gains some traction as there is a small but vocal population on the OG that have gone to hookers so let’s see. 

What was your worst experience with a hooker? Got busted by cops? Chick wasn’t wat you thought she was gonna be? Nasty chick? Beat down by a pimp? Robbed? Contracted STD?

Edited: 3/11/18 8:37 PM
1/1/01
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Moving sucks!

3/11/18 8:39 PM
6/29/11
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Paid OPs Mom $10 for a tuggie. She ended up ramming my rod up her ass and I had to squeeze the shit out of my dickhole like a tube of toothpaste for an hour. 

3/11/18 8:40 PM
1/1/01
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She introduced herself as "Mrs. Nitecrawler".

Need I continue???!!!
3/11/18 8:42 PM
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I live a very sheltered life. I not only have never been with a hooker, I've only ever seen one on two or three occasions (that I know of).


Wasn't there a forum member who got a hooker one time while his wife was away, only to get herpes and then have to tell his wife to get tested
3/11/18 8:49 PM
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Do strippers count?

3/11/18 8:51 PM
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3/11/18 8:52 PM
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TryHardNobody - I get called lot of names


Like 'dork'?! Cause you sound like a fucking dork
3/11/18 8:53 PM
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3/11/18 8:54 PM
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After i nutted in her mouth she spit on the floor, flipped me over and licked my scorched asshole. 

I then had to look her in the eye and pay her the pesos i owed her. 

3/11/18 9:01 PM
10/31/05
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Vegas. I pretended to be blind on a trip with my buddies in college.. thinking I'd get some sympathy. They double-teamed her. She stole my wallet.
3/11/18 9:03 PM
7/5/14
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I had a girl and she was redy she was. Ready I went down to the ATM and got now money. !!

3/11/18 9:07 PM
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So I come back and she's still tweaking thwertinng right !? So sh3s still down and ...

3/11/18 9:10 PM
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picked up a hooker once took her back.

 

i insisted no mouth kissing she agreed.

 

she ended up driving my car for me

 

i bought her a new dress

 

and she made me loss a bunch of money in a business deal.

and i got into a fight with my best friend over her

we ended up getting married

3/11/18 9:10 PM
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3/11/18 9:50 PM
12/17/02
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Divorce

3/11/18 9:53 PM
4/27/15
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Not me, personally. But i do know this one pathetic dude that pays whores to sit on his face. He doesn't even get to fuck them

3/11/18 9:54 PM
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CavemanDave -

Do strippers count?

This

Edited: 3/11/18 10:08 PM
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CavemanDave - 

Do strippers count?

 

If so, this wasn't me but the older brother of a guy I used to be friends with.  He was maybe mid 20's at the time, pretty awkward, and apparently started going to a strip club and started having a crush on a dancer.  I guess he had been buying stuff for her.  So the family had a trip planned to Adventureland one weekend and he invites this stripper to go with.  They were leaving at like 7am on a Saturday morning, and he got all upset when she didn't show up to go with, and was trying to make his parents not leave in case she was just running late.  The stripper of course never showed up, and he pouted the whole trip.

Fuck it, my own story:  when I turned 21, a friend of mine took me to a strip club for the first time.  He took me to a real shithole club I guess trying to be funny.  He was drunk and trying to throw money around to tell this stripper it was my birthday and trying to get her to show me a good time.  He didnt know it but she was the first girl I had ever had sex with back in high school, it had ended badly, so he made it awkward for both of us.

 

3/11/18 10:01 PM
6/17/09
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Nothing really crazy, A co-worker and I picked up a couple of freelancers in Manila, took them back to his place. We went in separate rooms. The one I had really didn't want me to use a condom, I was really drunk and just thought fuck it. The whole time I was thinking my dick is going to fall off after this. When I finished banging she starts to tell me all her problems, she then told me she loved me. Drunk or not, I couldn't get her out of there and in a cab fast enough.

3/11/18 10:13 PM
11/16/17
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Been on plenty of dates. Most ened up with sex at the end.

He was very gentle........ honesty........one way or another you are paying for sex. A site called Meetme would have girls listed with the miles to you in the day before they updated it. I hooked up with a very cute 19yo and kinda dated for a few years. While also hooking up with girl's listed under a mile away....aka almost same block or so. Was a great app before they fucked with it.
3/11/18 10:13 PM
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CoreNobody -

Divorce

Winner imo 

3/11/18 10:14 PM
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sicko - I live a very sheltered life. I not only have never been with a hooker, I've only ever seen one on two or three occasions (that I know of).


Wasn't there a forum member who got a hooker one time while his wife was away, only to get herpes and then have to tell his wife to get tested

Fuck. That has got to be one of the most awkward conversations ever. 

3/11/18 10:27 PM
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TheMMAn -

Not me, personally. But i do know this one pathetic dude that pays whores to sit on his face. He doesn't even get to fuck them

We've all been there bro 

3/11/18 10:47 PM
7/19/10
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Banged one who was 18, turns out she is the younger sister of someone i used to work with.