UnderGround Forums Attn: Rowdy Bec

3/25/13 10:03 AM
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I am ShootFighterMike's evil twin brother.

3/25/13 10:03 AM
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...even if he denies it.

3/25/13 10:04 AM
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I come in peace.

3/25/13 10:05 AM
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I think it's pretty important to tell you that, despite what he might claim, he is NOT a LICENSED doctor and CANNOT sign off on an OFFICIAL medical physical for ANY mma promotion.

3/25/13 10:06 AM
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I know. Shocking, but true. I felt that it needed to be put out there.

...just in case...

3/25/13 10:08 AM
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Dougie - 

I think it's pretty important to tell you that, despite what he might claim, he is NOT a LICENSED doctor and CANNOT sign off on an OFFICIAL medical physical for ANY mma promotion.


WHAT?? He said he'll be conducting my piss test during fight week??

3/25/13 10:17 AM
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RowdyBec - 
Dougie - 

I think it's pretty important to tell you that, despite what he might claim, he is NOT a LICENSED doctor and CANNOT sign off on an OFFICIAL medical physical for ANY mma promotion.


WHAT?? He said he'll be conducting my piss test during fight week??


*whew*

I can see I'm not too late...

3/25/13 10:19 AM
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If you see a fight pass looking like this:

 

Doktor Mike EmDee

 


 


 

 

 

3/25/13 10:19 AM
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It may not be legit...

3/25/13 10:22 AM
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Seems legit to me.

3/25/13 10:28 AM
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Fabes - 

Seems legit to me.


Damn it Fabes! Stop encouraging ShootFighterMike!

3/25/13 10:34 AM
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This will end badly. Just like the time when he tried to tell Gina Carano he was a registered massage therapist that Scott Coker had hired for the female Strikeforce fighters.

I mean really, Teh OG is still fundraising for the medical bills.

3/25/13 10:46 AM
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**sits quietly waiting for SFM to show up**

3/25/13 10:47 AM
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If Mike has lied to me... HE IS NOT GETTING HIS PHONE CALL!!

3/25/13 10:51 AM
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RowdyBec - 

If Mike has lied to me... HE IS NOT GETTING HIS PHONE CALL!!


Oh, don't get me wrong. SFMike doesn't lie. He's pretty honest. I just think that it was important to tell you that his accreditation from the AMA is not the "American Medical Association" but rather the "A Mon Avis" which is French for "In My Opinion."

So I guess in his opinion he IS a doctor. Just not the kind of doctor you might expect.

3/25/13 10:51 AM
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...also. you can't tell him I told you. He gets mad and yells at me.

...it was terrible growing up with him.

3/25/13 10:53 AM
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Also, if a hair stylist named "ShootFighterEfrain" contacts you, you might want to be suspicious as well.

 

3/25/13 10:54 AM
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3/25/13 10:57 AM
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Video streaming by Ustream
3/25/13 10:57 AM
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I added that video to make sure we stay on topic.

This is the UG after all.

3/25/13 11:02 AM
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I also don't know how to tell you this but the "cameraman" at 33:00 in really wasn't on the list of people with press credentials.

 

3/25/13 11:41 AM
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I'm sorry SFMike, as your bro, we can't afford to see you in traction in a hospital bed with MMA.TV as your only connection to the outside world.

I'd have to check with Kirik but I'm pretty sure the website can't handle that kind of traffic.

3/25/13 12:50 PM
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lol dougie

you need a good ole american beating!

3/25/13 12:59 PM
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shootfightermike - 

lol dougie

you need a good ole american beating!


See? Always with the violence SFMike! Why can't we just hang out and drink beers and cook up some back bacon with some maple syrup?

This is why I liked your ex-wife, she would never let you be abusive to me.

No matter, I still love you.

Signed - Your Canadian brother,

 

Dougie

3/25/13 1:01 PM
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I also want to point out that SFMike denied absolutely NOTHING in terms of my earlier post's accusations.