UnderGround Forums Blackbelts in mma? WTF

3/7/14 7:18 PM
10/21/13
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Long story short, a guy where I live runs a gym, does Bjj has some boxers come in and probably has kick boxers at his gym aswell. Anyway... He's made a belt system for his guys that trane. He's not a Blackbelt in Bjj, he's hardly a boxer/kickboxer. Dosnt wrestle. And he gave himself the rank of black. I'm shaking my head just writing this.

WTF!

Opinions! Is this as retarded as what I think it is? Phone Post 3.0
3/7/14 7:35 PM
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Ive got a blackbelt in sexing women Phone Post 3.0
3/7/14 7:36 PM
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I came Phone Post 3.0
3/7/14 7:38 PM
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 A black belt covers about 2 inches of your ass.

You have to cover the rest.

 

Royce Gracie.

3/7/14 7:40 PM
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All systems are made up anyways.. why not

 

3/7/14 7:48 PM
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Jackson's has a belting system. Phone Post 3.0
3/7/14 8:09 PM
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If you are a Blackbelt in everything then maybe? Isn't mma a collective term for martial arts? Arghhhhh! Phone Post 3.0
3/7/14 8:15 PM
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What gym? Phone Post 3.0
3/7/14 8:23 PM
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I was at a local gym once (they payed me to teach a kids class) and the partial owner claimed the shirts they wore symbolized their rank. He would only wear the black shirts even though he was garbage on the ground, I could sub him with ease and I was maybe 15 at the time. Never understood these people at all. Phone Post 3.0
3/7/14 8:26 PM
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payeed by sayeed

 

3/7/14 8:29 PM
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Jimwilly - If you are a Blackbelt in everything then maybe? Isn't mma a collective term for martial arts? Arghhhhh! Phone Post 3.0
Would be very difficult/take many lifetimes to earn a black belt in every single martial art. Phone Post 3.0
3/7/14 8:30 PM
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Twister Trent - I was at a local gym once (they payed me to teach a kids class) and the partial owner claimed the shirts they wore symbolized their rank. He would only wear the black shirts even though he was garbage on the ground, I could sub him with ease and I was maybe 15 at the time. Never understood these people at all. Phone Post 3.0
Agreed. I just can't see where there coming from. Maybe that's a good thing though haha Phone Post 3.0
3/7/14 8:31 PM
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BTTMike - What gym? Phone Post 3.0
Epic Bjj in Canberra Australia Phone Post 3.0
3/7/14 8:34 PM
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The mma is called storm Phone Post 3.0
3/7/14 8:34 PM
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Greg Jacksons team has a mma belt system. Phone Post 3.0
3/7/14 8:35 PM
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This guy gets a black belt in MMA:
3/7/14 8:41 PM
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Can't believe you brought him in to this Phone Post 3.0
3/7/14 9:30 PM
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The responsibility is on the person attending the school. I am tired of making concessions for retarded lazy people. Let these fools open gyms and give themselves polk a dot belts if they want. All people need to do is close their facebook tab and open up google and do a little searching. Or ask the instructor about his credentials. If you are going to drop $? a month on instruction do a little fucking research for gods sake.

Stop trying to be captain save a retard. Stupid people get suckered into shit everyday. Martial arts is no different.
3/7/14 10:51 PM
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In mma you dont gain much from being a blackelt most subs in mma are at a bluebelt level how ever the blue moves come easier for the black Phone Post 3.0
3/7/14 11:36 PM
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Jacksln has gorrila jutjitsu or something like that and jardine is a black belt Phone Post 3.0
3/7/14 11:36 PM
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Paul_Blanka_Harris - Jacksln has gorrila jutjitsu or something like that and jardine is a black belt Phone Post 3.0
Jacksons * Phone Post 3.0
3/8/14 1:49 AM
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crowbar -

 A black belt covers about 2 inches of your ass.

You have to cover the rest.

 

Royce Gracie.

That's awesome Phone Post 3.0
3/8/14 3:35 AM
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Paul_Blanka_Harris -
Paul_Blanka_Harris - Jacksln has gorrila jutjitsu or something like that and jardine is a black belt Phone Post 3.0
Jacksons * Phone Post 3.0
That is Dave Camarillo system.

http://davecamarillo.com/jiujitsu/ Phone Post 3.0
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Jimwilly - 
BTTMike - What gym? Phone Post 3.0
Epic Bjj in Canberra Australia Phone Post 3.0

 

As a Canadian, who's only real inside TV culture from Australia I know well is from the Movie "Fat Pizza", I believe the correct next step is to go ask him "Yer mum, does she root?" then kick the shit out of him when he comes at you inside of his Dojo/Gym/Bullshit Daycare Fu Centre in from of everyone.

 

 

Or maybe I'm getting that wrong.

3/8/14 4:35 AM
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Twister Trent -
Jimwilly - If you are a Blackbelt in everything then maybe? Isn't mma a collective term for martial arts? Arghhhhh! Phone Post 3.0
Would be very difficult/take many lifetimes to earn a black belt in every single martial art. Phone Post 3.0
Agreed would be hard to get a black belt in everyone. But you would think you would have the basics of boxing, kickboxing, wrestling and Bjj to at least be considered.

I don think his referring to having his tiger claw 100 % perfect. Phone Post 3.0