UnderGround Forums Can you imagine if GSP wins? UGH

6 days ago
1/23/06
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The most DREADFULLY BORING Champion EVER in ALL of combat sports.

Oh my goodness GSP fights were the worst, let me tell you noob fans something, you have missed out on nothing important.

Conservatively safe job jogger. A Black belt in not finishing fights. Even if he gave out an inhumanely brutal beating to someone like the Fitch fight, a fully locked in armbar against Hardy or jabbed an eye out against Koscheck, he still couldn't come close to the stoppage. Uniquely many cancer treatment centers reported shocking results, when patients watched Georges fight it appears cancer cell apoptosis rates rose dramatically, evidently the cancer cells would rather die than be subjected to a GSP fight.
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The last time he finished a Welterweight was a decade ago.



 





 



 



 





 





6 days ago
11/21/05
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Are you saying GSP has cured cancer?? What a hero?!

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He should have stayed retired. The sport is too ruthless now for Georges and his ilk.

#BINGOED

 

 

"Georges you're a legend man, could I shake your hand?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

6 days ago
1/16/12
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Not going to lie though. Being unable to finish Hardy was pretty cringe worthy for me

6 days ago
1/23/06
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Georges Skips Pounds

6 days ago
7/12/15
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Acidic -

Not going to lie though. Being unable to finish Hardy was pretty cringe worthy for me

Yeah? You hunched your shoulders and made a face?
6 days ago
10/10/06
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Well at least he's going against one of the most exciting finishers in the- oh wait....

6 days ago
7/12/15
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Mr Spliff -

Well at least he's going against one of the most exciting finishers in the- oh wait....

Bisping has finished a lot of people
6 days ago
6/29/10
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StankieEdgar -
Acidic -

Not going to lie though. Being unable to finish Hardy was pretty cringe worthy for me

Yeah? You hunched your shoulders and made a face?
Fucking LOL
6 days ago
12/22/12
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How are you not a fan of GSP and his style of domination but you are the biggest Ben Askren fan ever?

6 days ago
1/23/06
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Gandhi - 

How are you not a fan of GSP and his style of domination but you are the biggest Ben Askren fan ever?


Ben's the money motivated mean guy that Georges passive aggression would never allow him to be. He's GSP's final true form, a fantastic finisher, the best MMA wrestler in the world, the guy that Dana actually dislikes.

He'd bully GSP down and noogie him until Georgie begged the ref to stop him.
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6 days ago
3/5/12
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Agreed. It's a shame Serra cucked GSP into a decision bot and an openly gay man.

 

6 days ago
8/31/17
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StankieEdgar -
Mr Spliff -

Well at least he's going against one of the most exciting finishers in the- oh wait....

Bisping has finished a lot of people

Finishing Rockhold is all that mattered anyway. 

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#TEACHERSPET

I'll bring the savage out of Georges, so Bisping can bingo it, clean.

 

 


 

 

6 days ago
3/11/11
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GSP would whoop Arskens ass CRE....

Never forget it!!
6 days ago
3/20/12
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ur so weird...lol
passion is unquestionable tho


If GSP wins...I might actually like it...Bisbing was a punk to that latino dude and I can't get that out of my head

But I do agree with you...or your troll angle, that GSP was boring as sheet


And he lost that last fight...Hendricks retired him that night...belt passed that night and everyone knew it

enjoy your night and peace be with you
6 days ago
9/9/12
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GSP is everything Arskens wishes he was
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Mexican Janitor - GSP is everything Arskens wishes he was


Except undefeated.

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Rambo John J - ur so weird...lol

passion is unquestionable tho





If GSP wins...I might actually like it...Bisbing was a punk to that latino dude and I can't get that out of my head



But I do agree with you...or your troll angle, that GSP was boring as sheet





And he lost that last fight...Hendricks retired him that night...belt passed that night and everyone knew it



enjoy your night and peace be with you




I scored it 3-2 for GSP, never for a second did I think Georges lost to Hendricks.



 



But that doesn't mean we can't pretend



 





 





Damn. Now I almost feel bad.



 





6 days ago
11/22/11
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I think I find Tyron more boring, sure gsp is far from exciting, but his dominance was something else. 

6 days ago
9/9/12
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CRE -
Mexican Janitor - GSP is everything Arskens wishes he was

Except undefeated.
Touché
6 days ago
1/23/06
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Mexican Janitor - 
CRE -
Mexican Janitor - GSP is everything Arskens wishes he was

Except undefeated.
Touché

6 days ago
1/23/06
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