ARI what are we going to do about the hand truck incident
DW nothing, everyone in the nfl kills someone our, guy cracked a window
ARI well ok we do need money, so are we gonna make a title fight with khabib
DW no were just gonna give conor khabibs belt
ARI how are we going to do that
DW change on ufc site
ARI what should we do with khabib
DW were trading him and tony ferguson to bellator, for rory macdonald, and ryan bader, we got rid of both of conors threats, and we got two title fights
ARI thats kind of a good idea i guess, so we got conor back
DW yea he has a few stipulations.
ARI like what
DW well he wants his own division 155.2 he can come within 15 lbs of weight on weigh in day but if his opponent misses by 1 gram plus or minus of 155.2, then conor gets 95 percent of his opponents purse, and they have to fight conor blind folded for first 2 minutes of the fight.
Also conors first title fight is a short notice diego sanchez we cant risk getting diaz'd again.
ARI this is getting a little nuts
DW conor is going to tag team both our wives in an adult film and were gonna fluffer. Also we will be wearing baby clothes and conor is going to push us around in a stroller around ireland. Conor also is adopting both of us and becoming our new daddy.
ARI I think you have lost control of your athlete, your fired
DW I have seen your show, you couldnt even hold the pussy vince in line and your wife walked all over you ruining your career, and you had a gay asian assistant whats with that.
DW also i dont care i got all your money
ARI there is enough here i have recorded the conversation we will sue for it back
DW cant cause i spent all the money
ARI on what
DW built conor a castle
ARI you used all your money on conor
DW wasnt planning on it but all the ufc money wasnt enough
ARI fuck you
DW you are an egg