UnderGround Forums Dana and Ari Conor Conversation.

4/20/18 11:12 AM
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ARI what are we going to do about the hand truck incident

DW nothing, everyone in the nfl kills someone our, guy cracked a window

ARI well ok we do need money, so are we gonna make a title fight with khabib

DW no were just gonna give conor khabibs belt

ARI how are we going to do that

DW change on ufc site

ARI what should we do with khabib

DW were trading him and tony ferguson to bellator, for rory macdonald, and ryan bader, we got rid of both of conors threats, and we got two title fights

ARI thats kind of a good idea i guess, so we got conor back 

DW  yea he has a  few stipulations.

ARI like what

DW well he wants his own division 155.2 he can come within 15 lbs of weight on weigh in day but if his opponent misses by 1 gram plus or minus of 155.2, then conor gets 95 percent of his opponents purse, and they have to fight conor blind folded for first 2 minutes of the fight.

Also conors first title fight is a short notice diego sanchez we cant risk getting diaz'd again.

ARI this is getting a little nuts

DW conor is going to tag team both our wives in an adult film and were gonna fluffer. Also we will be wearing baby clothes and conor is going to push us around in a stroller around ireland.  Conor also is adopting both of us and becoming our new daddy.

ARI I think you have lost control of your athlete, your fired

DW I have seen your show, you couldnt even hold the pussy vince in line and your wife walked all over you ruining your career, and you had a gay asian assistant whats with that.

DW also i dont care i got all your money

ARI there is enough here i have recorded the conversation we will sue for it back

DW cant cause i spent all the money

ARI on what

DW built conor a castle

ARI you used all your money on conor

DW wasnt planning on it but all the ufc money wasnt enough

ARI fuck you 

DW you are an egg

 

4/20/18 11:17 AM
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When mma fans have no life stuff like this happens. 

4/20/18 11:17 AM
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Probably sounded better in your head.
4/20/18 11:18 AM
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EckY - Probably sounded better in your head.

lol
4/20/18 11:23 AM
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in your egg head...
4/20/18 11:36 AM
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Its not like conor didnt bring,30 guys attack a ufc bus full of stars and the main event and ufc, looked the other way

4/20/18 12:00 PM
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Turn it into a puppet show and post it on Youtube, then link us in on the vid.
4/20/18 12:18 PM
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I hope that didn’t take you as long as I’m guessing it did.

4/20/18 12:23 PM
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OP is retarded. My favorite part of that shit post:

"ARI this is getting a little nuts

DW conor is going to tag team both our wives in an adult film and were gonna fluffer. Also we will be wearing baby clothes and conor is going to push us around in a stroller around ireland. Conor also is adopting both of us and becoming our new daddy.

ARI I think you have lost control of your athlete, your fired"
4/20/18 12:30 PM
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aw c'mon, guys... I liked it!

4/20/18 12:37 PM
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EckY - Probably sounded better in your head.

 

4/20/18 12:53 PM
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Fuck me that was terrible

4/20/18 12:56 PM
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4/20/18 5:15 PM
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icecap - 

When mma fans have no life stuff like this happens. 


hahaha
4/20/18 5:30 PM
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Holy shit... that was bad. You should campaign to be the next Superman script writer.

4/20/18 5:50 PM
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10’er 

4/20/18 6:08 PM
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geez no humor in the ug

anyway conor

jumped a cage, pushed a ref and got in his face, dana response happened in bellator

conor asks to literally own part of the ufc, dana says yea i guess we have to

conor throws hand truck at main eventers, gets fights cancelled, gets arrested for mutliple assaults. dana response well nfl players get in trouble all the time, ill take a cracked window in a bus

4/20/18 6:40 PM
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kyleburkle -

geez no humor in the ug

anyway conor

jumped a cage, pushed a ref and got in his face, dana response happened in bellator

conor asks to literally own part of the ufc, dana says yea i guess we have to

conor throws hand truck at main eventers, gets fights cancelled, gets arrested for mutliple assaults. dana response well nfl players get in trouble all the time, ill take a cracked window in a bus

No, we love humor. 

You just didn't provide any

4/20/18 6:49 PM
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4/20/18 6:51 PM
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kyleburkle -

Its not like conor didnt bring,30 guys attack a ufc bus full of stars and the main event and ufc, looked the other way

What you don't understand is that this is bigger than getting fired.....there was a warrant out for his arrest.

4/20/18 6:53 PM
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Boner McGregor -

LOL, that's hilarious.

 

Thread rescued.

4/20/18 9:03 PM
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BringBackGoldy -
kyleburkle -

Its not like conor didnt bring,30 guys attack a ufc bus full of stars and the main event and ufc, looked the other way

What you don't understand is that this is bigger than getting fired.....there was a warrant out for his arrest.

lol that was hilarios deflection

there is nothing bigger than ufc cutting ties and firing him

Danas deflection, its bigger than that. what a guy going to court for small time charges, with a bunch of money, good luck 

4/20/18 9:30 PM
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Do you realize you will never get back the time it took you to type all this nonsense?
4/20/18 9:58 PM
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icecap -

When mma fans have no life stuff like this happens. 

When?

4/20/18 10:38 PM
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He's still my boy.

 

-egg