UnderGround Forums Dirty Kempo over BJJ, apparently.

5/3/13 5:11 PM
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http://youtu.be/4l6xfvHEcLg

I don't have many words for this but rule #5 is my favorite.

I really want to see his video for Kempo defense against knee on the belly while throwing punches and dropping elbows. Again, he'll probably resort to rule #5. Phone Post 3.0
5/3/13 5:12 PM
12/27/08
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Can a blue namer link that please?
Thanks. Phone Post 3.0
5/3/13 5:16 PM
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5/3/13 5:40 PM
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Thanks you sir. Voted up. Phone Post 3.0
5/3/13 6:25 PM
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What a goof. What's up with the awkward pausing during his next thought?
5/3/13 6:33 PM
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For later Phone Post 3.0
5/3/13 6:37 PM
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5/3/13 7:20 PM
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would it not be blindingly easy to sweep someone drawing their leg back horizontally to the ground to deliver a knee strike
5/3/13 7:20 PM
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" I've never seen a guy who can fight with a broken finger"
Fucktard!
Also, " you've always got your chops, but if that fails, whip out your knife!"
Who the fuck let's assholes like this teach students? Phone Post
5/3/13 7:22 PM
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lol
5/3/13 7:34 PM
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bartatua - would it not be blindingly easy to sweep someone drawing their leg back horizontally to the ground to deliver a knee strike
Oh my god yes! Does he really think a BJJ guy would, even if you got in his guard, just lie there? Does he even know what a guard is for?

If I was in that position with him, which I highly doubt would happen, it would be sweep and smash. My subs are mostly for the gym or after the guy is really softened up and then it's nighty, night. Phone Post 3.0
5/3/13 7:39 PM
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He made Baltimore sound really grimey, any where you go to the ground in Baltimore you have to look out for broken glass, drug paraphernalia and condoms lol! We have areas like that in Atlanta but I'd say you're hanging out there you were probably in danger before the fight started. Phone Post
5/3/13 7:42 PM
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lol great video!

5/3/13 7:44 PM
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horsemeat grew my head - He made Baltimore sound really grimey, any where you go to the ground in Baltimore you have to look out for broken glass, drug paraphernalia and condoms lol! We have areas like that in Atlanta but I'd say you're hanging out there you were probably in danger before the fight started. Phone Post
Have you seen the wire? Heh Phone Post
5/3/13 7:45 PM
5/28/12
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MrMead - What a goof. What's up with the awkward pausing during his next thought?
At 44 seconds look like he farted. So Kempo is dirty fighting I'm sure I can be jus as dirty to. Wouldn't high guard stop his knees. Fuck him Phone Post 3.0
5/3/13 7:46 PM
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Dislocatedkneecap -  " I've never seen a guy who can fight with a broken finger"
Fucktard!
Also, " you've always got your chops, but if that fails, whip out your knife!"
Who the fuck let's assholes like this teach students? Phone Post

I have had a bullet go through my hand and destroy it, I could have easily kept trucking, let alone from a simple broken finger.

This video is TMA fags being TMA fags
5/3/13 7:47 PM
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Cojendo -
bartatua - would it not be blindingly easy to sweep someone drawing their leg back horizontally to the ground to deliver a knee strike
Oh my god yes! Does he really think a BJJ guy would, even if you got in his guard, just lie there? Does he even know what a guard is for?

If I was in that position with him, which I highly doubt would happen, it would be sweep and smash. My subs are mostly for the gym or after the guy is really softened up and then it's nighty, night. Phone Post 3.0
Exactly Phone Post 3.0
5/3/13 7:53 PM
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duckhuntgangsta - 

This guy is a quote machine

"Boston is covered in glass and used condoms"

"BJJ...is a good way to get hep"

"reach around, find a finger, break that thing...no one will fight with a broken finger"

"Always carry a knife...a kempo knife"


'the fuck is a kempo knife?
5/3/13 8:18 PM
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His "Falcons of force" video is a must see Phone Post
5/3/13 8:28 PM
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Guys like that are awesome. They are just confused dorks (and one more guy that any blue belt can take :-) The ones that worry me a little, that make me feel bad for them, are the ones that jump up and down from chi blasts.

5/4/13 7:49 AM
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Bwahahahahaha! That was awesomely ridiculous. Phone Post 3.0
5/4/13 9:00 AM
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What a load of shit. His pauses were really awkward.
5/4/13 11:55 AM
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TeamRenzo - What a load of shit. His pauses were really awkward.

indeed his pauses were like eli porter

 

does he know a bjj guy could eye gouge him too, and would probably be in the top position?

5/4/13 10:11 PM
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ranier wolfcastle -
TeamRenzo - What a load of shit. His pauses were really awkward.

indeed his pauses were like eli porter

 

does he know a bjj guy could eye gouge him too, and would probably be in the top position?

Nope. BJJers just lie on their backs like a whore on prom night. Locking my feet is BJJ, right? Phone Post 3.0
5/4/13 10:48 PM
6/28/11
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Holy crap . . .

I'm never not amazed that these people still exist.

Has nobody told him that merely having BJJ training doesn't mean you pull guard in a street fight?

Hate to break it to him, but while guard is no doubt the best of the bottom positions, it's not where you choose to go. He's much more likely to end up having to deal with somebody's top game.

And even assuming he ends up in somebody's guard, he obviously hasn't sought anybody out to show him what a good, active guard actually feels like. Stabbing the guy could work, but the other stuff ain't happening.

The guy really is just a sad dork, but it really does bother me that he no doubt has access to many BJJ schools in Baltimore where he could go and spend a little time in an upper belt's guard. Even he has to know--deep down--that this is really what he should do if he wants to claim that he can overcome a good guard. Phone Post 3.0