UnderGround Forums How is Yoel passing USADA tests?

1 day ago
7/27/11
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Honestly, how is this possible? And what masking agents is he likely taking?

1 day ago
8/7/11
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I was asking the same thing

1 day ago
7/27/11
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Bisping decisioned my SN -

I was asking the same thing

I don't understand how people aren't freaking the fuck out about this. This is akin to Manny's fight with Miguel Cotto of all people. Ludicrous all around.

1 day ago
6/16/07
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Because he's clean?

1 day ago
8/19/15
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He’s either clean or he still has those Olympic connections. 

1 day ago
7/27/11
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Politically Incorrect -

He’s either clean or he still has those Olympic connections. 

A 41 year old guy who's suffered brain trauma and has competed at the highest levels of MMA for as long as he has simply does not look like that. 

 

Olympic connections are for sure. There's no way he's not using, the sport is still dirty (although not as bad as it used to be) and he's one of the biggest culprits. 

1 day ago
7/27/11
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Nick Diaz still GOAT -

Because he's clean?

I have prime beachfront property in Minnesota to sell you...

1 day ago
3/3/18
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"Great genetics!"

"I had friends in high school / college who ate McDonald's and lifted and looked exactly like that!"
1 day ago
1/17/03
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Hes been tested more then any athlete in the ufc, all throughout his life

1 day ago
11/28/03
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how does cyborg?

despite ufc giving her a retroactive TUE for steroids

1 day ago
7/27/11
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Ill Portents - "Great genetics!"

"I had friends in high school / college who ate McDonald's and lifted and looked exactly like that!"

Sure enough those fucking idiots will appear soon. 

1 day ago
7/27/11
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Erik Apple -

Hes been tested more then any athlete in the ufc, all throughout his life

That doesn't mean shit. Masking agents, doctors, etc have made the impossible possible. 

 

Id love to know who's advising him and giving him shit.

1 day ago
3/6/14
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Taking future shit like lombard

1 day ago
7/27/11
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ironbelly -

Taking future shit like lombard

I wonder who is dirtier, Cuban athletes or Russian athletes...

1 day ago
7/12/12
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Lots of brothers are naturally buffed...when in the joint the Crips/Bloods all walked around and looked they had been using but they weren't.
1 day ago
7/12/12
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My mentor in the joint was a California State Amateur bodybuilding champion and he knew that the brothers are naturally gifted. He said white boys have no chance unless they use steroids.
1 day ago
4/20/08
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Ill Portents - "Great genetics!"

"I had friends in high school / college who ate McDonald's and lifted and looked exactly like that!"

Ah yes, the ole McDonalds lifters, their lore is powerful on the ole W W W

1 day ago
7/27/11
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Non N00B -
Ill Portents - "Great genetics!"

"I had friends in high school / college who ate McDonald's and lifted and looked exactly like that!"

Ah yes, the ole McDonalds lifters, their lore is powerful on the ole W W W

Fo sho

1 day ago
3/13/17
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Uhtred Ragnarson - 
Ill Portents - "Great genetics!"

"I had friends in high school / college who ate McDonald's and lifted and looked exactly like that!"

Sure enough those fucking idiots will appear soon. 


Hey, maybe I'm one of those idiots.

Just because YOU cannot fathom looking like that, or performing like that, without juice, doesn't mean everyone else can't either.

Some people are just genetic freaks.

I personally have never taken any PEDs, but damn I'm fucking jacked, ripped and sexy as fuck. I was born with a six pack and shoulders carved from boulders. And I spent the majority of my 20s doing copious amounts of drugs and eating KFC. Still sexy as fuck AND i'm a pro athlete.

Just accept that some people are blessed.
1 day ago
7/12/12
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Pedro Navaja - 
Uhtred Ragnarson - 
Ill Portents - "Great genetics!"

"I had friends in high school / college who ate McDonald's and lifted and looked exactly like that!"

Sure enough those fucking idiots will appear soon. 


Hey, maybe I'm one of those idiots.

Just because YOU cannot fathom looking like that, or performing like that, without juice, doesn't mean everyone else can't either.

Some people are just genetic freaks.

I personally have never taken any PEDs, but damn I'm fucking jacked, ripped and sexy as fuck. I was born with a six pack and shoulders carved from boulders. And I spent the majority of my 20s doing copious amounts of drugs and eating KFC. Still sexy as fuck AND i'm a pro athlete.

Just accept that some people are blessed.

You must black man...

Jumpin' Jack Flash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy6CfanTLHU

1 day ago
6/28/10
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Pedro Navaja -
Uhtred Ragnarson - 
Ill Portents - "Great genetics!"

"I had friends in high school / college who ate McDonald's and lifted and looked exactly like that!"

Sure enough those fucking idiots will appear soon. 


Hey, maybe I'm one of those idiots.

Just because YOU cannot fathom looking like that, or performing like that, without juice, doesn't mean everyone else can't either.

Some people are just genetic freaks.

I personally have never taken any PEDs, but damn I'm fucking jacked, ripped and sexy as fuck. I was born with a six pack and shoulders carved from boulders. And I spent the majority of my 20s doing copious amounts of drugs and eating KFC. Still sexy as fuck AND i'm a pro athlete.

Just accept that some people are blessed.

Playing for your office Basketball league does NOT make you a pro athlete. Doesn't matter if you wear matching headband and wristbands or the new Jordans.

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4/14/07
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Erik Apple -

Hes been tested more then any athlete in the ufc, all throughout his life

So was brock until he got caught 

1 day ago
7/27/11
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DanWilliamson -
Pedro Navaja - 
Uhtred Ragnarson - 
Ill Portents - "Great genetics!"

"I had friends in high school / college who ate McDonald's and lifted and looked exactly like that!"

Sure enough those fucking idiots will appear soon. 


Hey, maybe I'm one of those idiots.

Just because YOU cannot fathom looking like that, or performing like that, without juice, doesn't mean everyone else can't either.

Some people are just genetic freaks.

I personally have never taken any PEDs, but damn I'm fucking jacked, ripped and sexy as fuck. I was born with a six pack and shoulders carved from boulders. And I spent the majority of my 20s doing copious amounts of drugs and eating KFC. Still sexy as fuck AND i'm a pro athlete.

Just accept that some people are blessed.

You must black man...

Jumpin' Jack Flash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy6CfanTLHU

Pedro is a Taino prince. Don't sully his name.

 

But let's keep the discussion on Yoel and his love for needles.

1 day ago
11/20/08
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Non N00B -
Ill Portents - "Great genetics!"

"I had friends in high school / college who ate McDonald's and lifted and looked exactly like that!"

Ah yes, the ole McDonalds lifters, their lore is powerful on the ole W W W

There definitely are McDonald's lifters out there. But what people don't realize is that while they might eat McDonalds, they don't overeat.

1 day ago
1/26/08
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Uhtred Ragnarson -
Nick Diaz still GOAT -

Because he's clean?

I have prime beachfront property in Minnesota to sell you...

Well there is around 15,000 lakes there so that’s very realistic.