To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Michelle Waterson. Her skill is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of just bleed physics most of the analysis will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Michelle's clueless outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from teen literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the analysis, to realise that they're not just on point- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike The Karate Hottie truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the brilliance in Michelle's existential nickname "The Karate Hottie," which itself is a cryptic reference to Harvey Weinstein's epic The Karate Kid. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Michelle Waterson's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Karate Hottie tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 Fight IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid