UnderGround Forums LAVAR flagged for elevated TESTOSTERONE!

3/19/13 7:24 PM
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http://www.mmajunkie.com/news/2013/03/ufc-157s-lavar-johnson-flagged-for-elevated-testosterone-levels?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

A post-fight drug test for UFC heavyweight Lavar Johnson (17-7 MMA, 2-2 UFC), who lost a unanimous decision to Brendan Schaub (9-3 MMA, 5-3 UFC) at UFC 157, has been flagged for elevated levels of testosterone. An additional carbon isotope ratio test "confirmed the testosterone was consistent with the administration of a steroid," according to CSAC Executive Officer Andy Foster.

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3/19/13 7:26 PM
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damn, no wacky GIF to tell the story? You are slipping SG!
3/19/13 7:28 PM
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1st sucks tho Phone Post
3/19/13 7:28 PM
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jTheHybridwolff - 1st sucks tho Phone Post
Maybe not : ( lol Phone Post
3/19/13 7:28 PM
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That's a lot of man. Of course his Manliness is amplified.

NonStory IMO!!!
3/19/13 7:28 PM
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BigSleep - damn, no wacky GIF to tell the story? You are slipping SG!

Yeah, I'm gettin old dude.

3/19/13 7:29 PM
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Oh Lavar. Phone Post
3/19/13 7:30 PM
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Well he might have just lost his last chance

3/19/13 7:31 PM
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Shocker lol. Come on look at the dude. Phone Post
3/19/13 7:32 PM
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Now makes sense why he's so damn "Big" Phone Post
3/19/13 7:32 PM
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Smellde Gluve - 
BigSleep - damn, no wacky GIF to tell the story? You are slipping SG!

Yeah, I'm gettin old dude.


lmao!!!

Why I always gotta be the old guy

Well played......... Son =)

3/19/13 7:35 PM
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soremano - 

tainted supplement


Not plausable. 

3/19/13 7:36 PM
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^ the geek's head wouldn't be popping above the basket there...

 

3/19/13 7:37 PM
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Is this the first CIR test administered for a UFC event, or does the CSAC always do this?

If these were used company wide, there would be a hell of a lot more positive tests. Phone Post
3/19/13 7:40 PM
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^ whats the point of huge muscles if they make your cock and balls small, or is that a myth?
3/19/13 7:41 PM
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RickStorm - 
Smellde Gluve - 
BigSleep - damn, no wacky GIF to tell the story? You are slipping SG!

Yeah, I'm gettin old dude.


lmao!!!

Why I always gotta be the old guy

Well played......... Son =)


Well Rick, I made this for the thread where us oldies confessed to our dinosaurism, hehe.

 

If you look closely though, I seem to be the only GUY in that future-photo.

Not sure what happend to ya'll. Fallon-Foxified?

3/19/13 7:41 PM
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BadMon -

 

pretty obvious

Legit lol! Phone Post
3/19/13 7:42 PM
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BadMon -

 

pretty obvious

LOL! VTFU when I get the chance. Phone Post
3/19/13 7:42 PM
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john joe - ^ whats the point of huge muscles if they make your cock and balls small, or is that a myth?

Only makes your balls smaller.  And smaller balls make the shaft look bigger. 

3/19/13 7:42 PM
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john joe - ^ whats the point of huge muscles if they make your cock and balls small, or is that a myth?

By visual comparison it should be accurate.

3/19/13 7:44 PM
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I don't really see Lavar getting past this. Maybe Mike Russow can get his roster spot back now?

3/19/13 8:00 PM
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BadMon -

 

pretty obvious

I've always wondered if they were related at all. Same last name(obviously a common one though) and they do look alike Phone Post
3/19/13 8:00 PM
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Title should have read:

 

Elevated Johnson

3/19/13 8:08 PM
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inf0 -

^ the geek's head wouldn't be popping above the basket there...

 

That's hurts bro... accurate... but it still hurts lol. Phone Post
3/19/13 8:10 PM
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AlexanderTheGOAT - 
BadMon -

 

pretty obvious

WAT Phone Post

He was making a joke since the uninitiated think the Rock and Lavar Johnson look the same, hell the gif below shows they've even got similar tattoos