UnderGround Forums Sex sells - and therefore, Might Mouse, does not


9 days ago
7/25/17
Posts: 164

Firstly - don't shoot the messenger.

Secondly - anyone who has a nickname with the word "mouse" in it, is automatically precluded from being sexy.

Ya'll are like, "he be so good. But y no 1 like him?".

It's not that they don't like him.

It's just, they're indifferent.

Maybe get him on some beer ads or something - that could enhance his sex appeal.

9 days ago
11/28/03
Posts: 95983

well if stereotyps are true, his dick is as long as his legs

9 days ago
2/6/15
Posts: 4052

Such insight.

9 days ago
9/9/14
Posts: 3178
is mighty mouse ugly?

Uriah faber is small they never talked that small stuff about him.


9 days ago
7/25/17
Posts: 165
Bojack Horseman - is mighty mouse ugly?

Uriah faber is small they never talked that small stuff about him.


Ugly - that phrase is so redundant.

He's not hot (no homo).

He doesn't have sex appeal.

Uriah is not Gods gift to bitches - but, he's not the worst.

9 days ago
9/9/14
Posts: 3180
DutchButNotMuch - 
Bojack Horseman - is mighty mouse ugly?

Uriah faber is small they never talked that small stuff about him.


Ugly - that phrase is so redundant.

He's not hot (no homo).

He doesn't have sex appeal.

Uriah is not Gods gift to bitches - but, he's not the worst.


what?

Everytime I've ever been in a room to watch a Faber fight all the girls who were playing on their phones or talking not paying attention kinda perked up and started watching the TV.

I'm not a hater

keep it real

Uriah wasn't just a fan favorite because he was a good fighter.

he was actually a pioneer for the pretty boy fighter. him and guy mezger lolz.
9 days ago
9/9/14
Posts: 3181
My point is Uriah is tiny as well

but nobody ever said ah hes small I don't like watching him.

DJ isn't boring his technique is flawless hes a joy to watch.


9 days ago
3/6/05
Posts: 4254
MM is a fine looking dude but what he needs to do is stop taking fashion advice from Matt Hume. So DJ needs to trim that beard right down to the stuble. Show off that pretty face of his and get rid of that terrorist jon jones, al quida, johnny hendricks laden looking beard.

DJ has a sex symbol face and body (minus them hideous ears) but that silly black rats nest on his face detracts from his American Champion Heroisism.
9 days ago
1/1/01
Posts: 19359
MM is awesome, but doesn't really have a marketable personality, hasn't really had any drama with his opponents and rarely has had to face challenging contenders.
9 days ago
11/28/03
Posts: 95984

he has a hot wife whom he has made babies with too

9 days ago
7/25/17
Posts: 166

Wow - he DOES have a hot wife!!

I agree, he should trim that beard - and then make a porno vid with his hot wife - put it on x-hamster or some shit.

9 days ago
7/25/17
Posts: 167

The point is not whether he's good looking or not.

HOT - he's not hot.

Maybe he should go train with Uriah or some shit for a while, get some tips.

Mma fighter pretty boys - I recall there was some kind of competition, chicks examined a bunch of fighters like, a whole bunch.

Uriah and War Machine were the only two to make the passing grade.

DJ would not fucking feature in a competition like that.

9 days ago
7/9/10
Posts: 7846

Are there any women actually purchasing ufc ppv's on their own?

 

9 days ago
4/22/07
Posts: 57787
His wife is a jerk for wearing heels
9 days ago
8/18/10
Posts: 11432

He needs a rival, a true challenger. Problem is that he’s running through everyone. 

Cody or TJ dropping down would be huge or him moving up. 

9 days ago
4/25/11
Posts: 2078
Yeah. That commercial with Sage Northcutt is GAY.
Cute. Real cute...
No mames. That's FUCKIN embarrasing.
8 days ago
7/19/12
Posts: 3094
Sexy Mouse
8 days ago
8/14/10
Posts: 5234
OP only buys PPV with fighters that he finds hot.
8 days ago
7/25/17
Posts: 168
Tolstolobic - Sexy Mouse

I agree.

This would be a massive career move in the right direction - if he changed his nickname to "sexy mouse".

He'd become a kind of, self fulfilling parody of himself - and everyone loves that shit.

Are there any other synonyms of "mouse", that rhyme with "sexy"??

8 days ago
7/25/17
Posts: 169
rezzz - OP only buys PPV with fighters that he finds hot.

Actually - that's pretty much the case with - everyone.

It just occurs - how you say - subliminally?

8 days ago
7/25/17
Posts: 170

PS - his wife has big tits!!

8 days ago
8/5/12
Posts: 1537
Would be funny to see DJ borrow Val Venis's playbook lol
8 days ago
1/6/10
Posts: 15089

After a few kids