Firstly - don't shoot the messenger.
Secondly - anyone who has a nickname with the word "mouse" in it, is automatically precluded from being sexy.
Ya'll are like, "he be so good. But y no 1 like him?".
It's not that they don't like him.
It's just, they're indifferent.
Maybe get him on some beer ads or something - that could enhance his sex appeal.