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Edited: 2 days ago
6/1/16
Posts: 4554

At alpha male? Faber, Fili, Bustin Buttholes all there to gather the sluts. 

I cant help but think some blonde, busty California bish has slobbed on his knob and made him the happiest man alive.....

if he does a lil cocaine and crashes a car 

we might have a champion on our hands 

corruption is key for a fella like 

“Mr. Northcutt” as he would say

thoughts? 

2 days ago
9/12/10
Posts: 5916
Gaaaaaaaaaaaay
2 days ago
6/1/16
Posts: 4555
TheDarkPassenger - Gaaaaaaaaaaaay

It’s like you’re 18 and wondering if that good looking, ultra Christian guy you know is banging his hot girlfriend

 

has to be....right? 

2 days ago
7/18/11
Posts: 12313

Sage lives in a “Pleasantville” universe. He would have to date a girl six months before holding hands and a year before he would even think about asking her to go to Lovers Lane. 

2 days ago
6/1/16
Posts: 4556
SickEye -

Sage lives in a “Pleasantville” universe. He would have to date a girl six months before holding hands and a year before he would even think about asking her to go to Lovers Lane. 

If that guy starts dumping loads in 6s, we have a champion on our hands 

 

mark my words 

2 days ago
7/12/15
Posts: 17252
Sage doesn't have to fuck sluts.
2 days ago
6/1/16
Posts: 4557
StankieEdgar - Sage doesn't have to fuck sluts.

*but needs to

 

 

 

 

 

 

*reaching full potential 

2 days ago
1/23/06
Posts: 87670
Sage dates wholesome middle of America women
2 days ago
2/24/10
Posts: 11191

Sage doesn't masterbate because Jesus.. he doesn't waste his loads

Speaking of, reminded me of this little 4chan post:

http://i.imgur.com/cPLSL02.png

2 days ago
5/8/15
Posts: 2232
I've never seen Sage with a girl, just saying.
2 days ago
1/23/06
Posts: 87680
Steve Iceman Little - I've never seen Sage with a girl, just saying.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2 days ago
5/8/15
Posts: 2237
Ok you got me, he isn't gay.
2 days ago
7/2/09
Posts: 4087
bjtrashman -

At alpha male? Faber, Fili, Bustin Buttholes all there to gather the sluts. 

I cant help but think some blonde, busty California bish has slobbed on his knob and made him the happiest man alive.....

if he does a lil cocaine and crashes a car 

we might have a champion on our hands 

corruption is key for a fella like 

“Mr. Northcutt” as he would say

thoughts? 

I feel like you're implying that TAM has straight guys on their team?
2 days ago
7/24/12
Posts: 7951
Lol'd at Bustin Buttholes.
2 days ago
5/9/06
Posts: 25801
I'mNotSurprisedMotherf**kers - Lol'd at Bustin Buttholes.

Came to post the same thing. Bustin Buttholes is pretty darn funny

2 days ago
3/23/12
Posts: 20001
GOAT St. Pierre - 
Steve Iceman Little - I've never seen Sage with a girl, just saying.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


She hit the jackpot. She's way too hot for me, but sage could do better. Can you imagine him with a thick, strong Brazilian chick? Those rippling abs as he's thrusting into the sweet wetness between her thick, muscular thighs. The shame on his innocent, pious face as he feels his sinful orgasm swelling deep within his perfectly shaven and grotesquely shrunken ballsack, his mind wandering to the image of his sister, the only woman whose visage is the equal of his own perfect face, his father's admonishing voice filling his ears with stinging criticisms of his own imperfections as he releases his superhuman seed into this irrelevant woman's cavernous devil hole.
2 days ago
1/26/17
Posts: 342
damn, i thought he would do better than her.
2 days ago
7/10/02
Posts: 18454
Well at least I'm not gay as I keep looking at her ha ha. Except the abs. Damn, he's inspired me to go for it again. I'm not fat by any means, but I could be way leaner and show my abs! I'm at the "you can barely make them out" stage. So not fat but for once I'd like to show off too :)

1 day ago
10/27/13
Posts: 3131
iEatConorCauk -
GOAT St. Pierre - 
Steve Iceman Little - I've never seen Sage with a girl, just saying.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


She hit the jackpot. She's way too hot for me, but sage could do better. Can you imagine him with a thick, strong Brazilian chick? Those rippling abs as he's thrusting into the sweet wetness between her thick, muscular thighs. The shame on his innocent, pious face as he feels his sinful orgasm swelling deep within his perfectly shaven and grotesquely shrunken ballsack, his mind wandering to the image of his sister, the only woman whose visage is the equal of his own perfect face, his father's admonishing voice filling his ears with stinging criticisms of his own imperfections as he releases his superhuman seed into this irrelevant woman's cavernous devil hole.
Right on man, his so dreamy.
1 day ago
8/18/10
Posts: 11663

Girl in the pics with Sage looks like she’s got a shady streak. I like it. 

1 day ago
8/1/07
Posts: 5690

Nobody is that clean cut, I bet he is into some Patrick Bateman shit.

1 day ago
3/4/10
Posts: 7703
Steve Iceman Little - Ok you got me, he isn't gay.
Sorry bud, better luck with the next guy.
1 day ago
11/21/05
Posts: 3113
I like this kid he seem's like he has a genuinely good heart.

But good grief he and his sister scream Incest.
1 day ago
5/13/16
Posts: 176
TeamRenzo -

Nobody is that clean cut, I bet he is into some Patrick Bateman shit.

Lol

1 day ago
3/23/12
Posts: 20005
stanneh - I like this kid he seem's like he has a genuinely good heart.

But good grief he and his sister scream Incest.

Fuckin’ hot, right?