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10/29/12 10:53 AM
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Warm Machine free at last

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The fighter formerly known as Jon Koppenhaver has led a life fitting for a man legally named War Machine.

He went 1-1 in the UFC and was released for making unfortunate comments about Evan Tanner, and general difficulty. Then he signed with Bellator and was released for posting really, really unfortunate things about President Obama on his MySpace account.

He tried a career in porn, which was concluded when he beat up more or less an entire room of people at a party attended by porn professionals. Then he did a year in County for felony assault.

He signed wiih re-signed with Bellator, and but went back to lock up for a year on a previous charges. He responded to that by calling the judge a "bitch" on his twitter account.

Now Ken Pavia reports he is out, and with a new do.

Ken Pavia @KenPavia 6h
War Machine with long hair getting out of jail.

 
10/29/12 11:02 AM
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Good for him. Now stay the fuck out of trouble.

10/29/12 11:03 AM
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welcome my son

10/29/12 11:03 AM
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stop the presses: war machine has been sent back to jail oct 29 for calling a judge a bitch

10/29/12 11:04 AM
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oh jeez...

10/29/12 11:08 AM
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looking like a young Travolta
10/29/12 11:09 AM
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10/29/12 11:11 AM
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I know one psycho bitch that's happy today, WM if u hit up Michelle Rodriguez make sure you hate fuck her for all of the UG.

Glad he's out, hopefully he will stay out. Phone Post
10/29/12 11:11 AM
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Good dude, wish him luck and hope he stays out of trouble. He was never a problem while serving his time. Phone Post
10/29/12 11:13 AM
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wow

10/29/12 11:15 AM
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This dude is amazing.

Someone start the stopwatch for the countdown to him either beating up some more people in public or saying some quasi-racist-offensive shit on twitter.

 

10/29/12 11:18 AM
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as much as his life is a car crash - the dude can fight and has heart. His Jared Rollins fight is the stuff of legend.

10/29/12 11:19 AM
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Hong Kong Phooey -

welcome my son

Came to post this. Phone Post
10/29/12 11:22 AM
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The Mammoth - 

as much as his life is a car crash - the dude can fight and has heart. His Jared Rollins fight is the stuff of legend.


That fight was amazing. Now I gotta find it and watch it again.

10/29/12 11:22 AM
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As many mistakes he has made the biggest one by far is getting involved with Pavia
10/29/12 11:26 AM
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back to acting

10/29/12 11:28 AM
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whats the over/under on months before he is locked up again?

6 months?
10/29/12 11:30 AM
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Michelle Lopez in 3...2...1...

10/29/12 11:31 AM
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Ramon Maroni - whats the over/under on months before he is locked up again?

6 months?
I think he stays out he was doing really well before he went back to jail Phone Post
10/29/12 11:35 AM
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epwar -

Michelle Lopez in 3...2...1...

Lopez, Rodriguez...whatever her name is. Phone Post
10/29/12 11:37 AM
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Hopefully he can keep it together. He's somebody that I can pull for because he doesn't seem like a bad person. He just got dealt a SHITTY hand, and has made some poor, unguided choices. He leaves his heart in the cage too. Phone Post
10/29/12 11:37 AM
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OmgItsTheWams - 
Ramon Maroni - whats the over/under on months before he is locked up again?

6 months?
I think he stays out he was doing really well before he went back to jail Phone Post

well honestly I hope so, and I hope he can get his MMA carrer back on track, he was an exciting up and comer for sure, and he is still very young

needs to drop the "War Machine" gimmick and just be Jon again
10/29/12 11:38 AM
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Ge him in the gym asap! Phone Post
10/29/12 11:47 AM
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Wish him all the best.. WAR WM!!
10/29/12 11:53 AM
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Its not a gimmick he did it for legal reasons he goes by job koppenhaver still just warmachine is his legal name or atleast that's my understanding of the situation Phone Post