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For that wonderfully beautiful thread.
canofsticks - explicit photos hilariously added in place of words.You are my new bwst friend for this
Thread: Open Letter to Kirik Re: Lloyd Irvin
Kirik, I don't want to come across like a huge [picture of erect statue dick]
but this is an MMA site, a congregation of brave men and women who are not easily intimidated, and I’m just so tired of seeing everyone [picture of vagina]-foot around this issue.
[picture of cartoons having sex] this is hard to type!
But even if nobody else has the [picture of woman cupping animal balls] to come out and say it, I can't just sit here while some [picture of unbleached asshole] frightens the entire forum into silence.
I guess it comes down to this:
I sometimes picture myself as an elderly man, a tired old wanderer resting on a parlor room couch while Wheel of Fortune softly provides the lazy soundtrack of a spent life, and I see my grandson walking up to me there, all of 12 years old, just starting this business we call living. And he leans close and looks me in the eye, not knowing the significance of what is about to occur.
He says, “Grandpa, are you happy?”
I say, “I suppose so boy, I suppose I feel just fine.”
He says, “No, Grandpa. I mean about everything. About the way you lived your whole life so many years ago, back before you got so tired and so old.”
I tussle his hair and lean back with my arms folded like a farmer at the end of another golden harvest. I think about it for a bit and then I say,
"You bet your [picture of nice ass] boy. "
"You bet your [picture of man and woman getting it on] [picture of another nice ass] booty ."