What if ... ATTN: Mods RE: IP Ban

1/23/13 9:01 PM
11/9/10
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I just want to go on the record now, before things escalate that my girlfriend just joined the forums. 

Nothing groundbreaking in and of itself.

However:

I am afraid that while i might not share her opinions* i'm pretty sure we share an IP address.   i'm just trying to establish a  shit-shelter in case this shit-breeze ends up an F5 category Shit-Nado.  I wash my hands of this.

*According to my girlfriend, Lyoto Machida "looks like a serial rapist" and Joe Rogan's voice sounds like what would happen if somebody "shit in a dump-truck."

1/23/13 9:02 PM
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So you're hand registered another account?

Inb4 ban
1/23/13 9:03 PM
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Rip Phone Post
1/23/13 9:04 PM
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no matter what happens, you will always have a place in this world at the pearly gates of the What If.

1/23/13 9:04 PM
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BAN HIM, HE'S GOT A ROOMMATE.

1/23/13 9:06 PM
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yellow wrkahlc - 

BAN HIM, HE'S GOT A ROOMMATE.



LMFAO again

1/23/13 9:06 PM
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1/23/13 9:06 PM
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Aren't there rules about this sort of post. Phone Post
1/23/13 9:09 PM
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Pics or ip ban right now motherfucker Phone Post
1/23/13 9:10 PM
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UGCTT_Song2 -  Pics or ip ban right now motherfucker Phone Post


LOL
Edited: 1/23/13 9:12 PM
8/9/11
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I say OP is bullshiting  post a pic of her throwing up the UG.

1/23/13 9:14 PM
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I'm just saying, while its not exactly been like living in Stalin Era Moscow around here lately I still don't want to end up on the wrong end of another Purge.

1/23/13 9:14 PM
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I think its has to do with Machida's brow.

Hes a human tilde.

~

1/23/13 9:16 PM
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I've heard about this girl. She's the anti-un-filter, a reverse triple-negative. Sounds like mod material. Phone Post
1/23/13 9:17 PM
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just cross your fingers, hopefully she's only interested in the cute dog memes over on the OG

1/23/13 9:17 PM
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1/23/13 9:18 PM
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1/23/13 9:19 PM
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Post pictures of her with proof.

If she's hot, it's all good. People here tit ride the shit outta girls if they're cute
1/23/13 9:21 PM
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1/23/13 9:21 PM
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She's fucking a black guy. Phone Post
1/23/13 9:22 PM
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lookoutawhale - 

I think its has to do with Machida's brow.

Hes a human tilde.

~


i think it was november and he'd grown that moustache that looked like the "approxiametely equal" sign.

1/23/13 9:23 PM
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UGCTT_AsimpleFan -  Aren't there rules about this sort of post. Phone Post

if the mods require it

this thread was addressed to our overlords

1/23/13 9:25 PM
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I am concerned the mods will ban OP's girlfriend for sharing an IP address I may have accidentally accessed remotely while trying to kill myself on webcam in the most depressing town on earth. Phone Post
1/23/13 9:26 PM
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unfilter - 
lookoutawhale - 

I think its has to do with Machida's brow.

Hes a human tilde.

~


i think it was november and he'd grown that moustache that looked like the "approxiametely equal" sign.


hmm double tilde i didnt think it could be done in all my research.

 

If he decides to grow a wavy beard... the triple tilde could end us all.

1/23/13 10:09 PM
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2JupitersTooMany -  I am concerned the mods will ban OP's girlfriend for sharing an IP address I may have accidentally accessed remotely while trying to kill myself on webcam in the most depressing town on earth. Phone Post

I've reread this four times, and now I have a fucking migraine.