What if ... Beta'd some punk with my jaw as a weapon at ufn27


8/29/13 10:44 AM
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I was at ufn27 drunk as fuck last night. I was cheering on the fighters the only way I know and some bitch starts crying bout how hurtin his feelings. I says 'bitch you gonna get you some son if you don't shut the fuck up'. Pussy doesn't say shit so I'm like alright then. I keep routing on the fights everyone is loving the passion I'm bringing cept that pussy. His bitch gets up and I'm like 'sit down bitch you ain't leaving'. Then the dude bucks up like he was gonna do something. I say hit me son what you got. The fool hits me with some chump ass 3 punch combo that I barely feel. I ate that shit like Roy Nelson eating a BK whopper. I say 'son is that all you got son'. He cowers back and leaves. Prolly had to change his tampon. The rest of the fans are high fiving me buying me beer and I take home his bitch and do her dirty, check Kongo style Phone Post 3.0
8/29/13 10:45 AM
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Nice try, bro.
8/29/13 10:53 AM
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3/10

 

Meh

8/29/13 11:03 AM
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spin

8/29/13 11:09 AM
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I find it remarkable you didn't type all that out, get to the end, realize its terrible and just delete it.

8/29/13 11:15 AM
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spin

Whats the original? Phone Post
8/29/13 11:57 AM
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I love spin threads. Was hoping someone would do this one.

8/29/13 11:58 AM
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I lol'd Phone Post 3.0
8/29/13 12:01 PM
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Funny as prob coz I smashed but I give you the thumbs up soldier. Phone Post
Edited: 8/29/13 12:01 PM
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StringerBell - 
UGCTT_mrzipplokk -

spin

Whats the original? Phone Post

 

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/mma.cfm?go=forum_framed.posts&forum=1&thread=2219622&page=1&pc=148

 

I'd give it a 4, just because i havent read a spin thread in awhile.. Kind of side stepped the lol side

Could of really had something if more effort was put into it

8/29/13 12:13 PM
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When the idea of making this thread popped into your pea brain, you should have side-stepped it.
8/29/13 12:23 PM
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Bubba's Pinkslipped Butthole - 
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StringerBell - 
UGCTT_mrzipplokk -

spin

Whats the original? Phone Post

 

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/mma.cfm?go=forum_framed.posts&forum=1&thread=2219622&page=1&pc=148

 

I'd give it a 4, just because i havent read a spin thread in awhile.. Kind of side stepped the lol side

Could of really had something if more effort was put into it


I clicked your link and was taken to some desert outpost-style UG forum.

 

yikes, what is that?  frames? 


had to look and see who you were

bwhahahahaha! on the new screen name =)

and yes.. frames

8/29/13 1:19 PM
2/24/09
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RickStorm - 
Bubba's Pinkslipped Butthole - 
RickStorm - 
StringerBell - 
UGCTT_mrzipplokk -

spin

Whats the original? Phone Post

 

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/mma.cfm?go=forum_framed.posts&forum=1&thread=2219622&page=1&pc=148

 

I'd give it a 4, just because i havent read a spin thread in awhile.. Kind of side stepped the lol side

Could of really had something if more effort was put into it


I clicked your link and was taken to some desert outpost-style UG forum.

 

yikes, what is that?  frames? 


had to look and see who you were

bwhahahahaha! on the new screen name =)

and yes.. frames


Here's a non framed version: http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/mma.cfm?go=forum_nonframed.posts&forum=1&thread=2219622&page=1&pc=148

8/29/13 2:14 PM
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Ahh to be 12 again

8/29/13 2:28 PM
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8/29/13 2:55 PM
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canofsticks - I find it remarkable you didn't type all that out, get to the end, realize its terrible and just delete it.


this^

8/29/13 10:00 PM
4/9/05
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Clever I suppose. Do these guys work as a team? Like Abbott and Costelo or the Smothers Brothers?