What if ... Give me ridiculous pick up lines

12/31/12 2:25 AM
1/20/08
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Trolling meetme.com. Thanks Phone Post
12/31/12 2:26 AM
5/11/05
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hey bitch
12/31/12 2:26 AM
4/5/07
Posts: 12568
Eh yo, Asian baby. I wanna wok you doggystyle or something like that.
12/31/12 2:31 AM
3/11/09
Posts: 5064
My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?
12/31/12 2:32 AM
3/11/09
Posts: 5065
Did you just fall from heaven?

Cause your face is busted
12/31/12 2:33 AM
11/6/03
Posts: 892
Cha0s008 - My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?

dude, he said ridiculous. Dont be giving him the primo shit that works.
12/31/12 2:53 AM
1/20/08
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grandchampion - hey bitch
= 'fuck off looser'

Yes, 'looser' Phone Post
12/31/12 2:54 AM
1/20/08
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Cha0s008 - My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?
Saving this one for the bar!! Phone Post
12/31/12 2:57 AM
1/20/08
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Cha0s008 - Did you just fall from heaven?

Cause your face is busted
Aaahhhahahahaa!!

'fukk you. Just fukk you' Phone Post
12/31/12 2:57 AM
1/1/01
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Let's play army. I'll lay down on the ground and you can blow the hell out of me.
12/31/12 2:58 AM
5/11/05
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Sennin - 
grandchampion - hey bitch
= 'fuck off looser'

Yes, 'looser' Phone Post

VTFU 4 effort
12/31/12 2:59 AM
5/11/05
Posts: 1530
girl you got the body of a lexus, with a cadillac grille...
12/31/12 3:17 AM
1/1/01
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Let's not turn this rape into a murder
12/31/12 3:24 AM
6/5/12
Posts: 111
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
You're so hot you'd melt my condom.
12/31/12 3:28 AM
1/1/01
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Skpotamus - Let's not turn this rape into a murder
LMAO!!!!! Phone Post
12/31/12 3:32 AM
12/23/08
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Are you from Tennessee, because I wouldn't mind eating your asshole like my name was Razor Ramon?

12/31/12 3:36 AM
6/27/09
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I wanna strap you on like a feed bag.

12/31/12 3:48 AM
7/6/12
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when you go to blow me be careful of my colostomy bag
12/31/12 4:16 AM
1/1/01
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Are you Jewish ?
Cos you israellli Hawt!!! Phone Post
12/31/12 4:23 AM
7/6/12
Posts: 417
i normally dont fuck on first dates by my herpes will be back next week so we better get to it
12/31/12 4:33 AM
10/25/11
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Do you work at a chicken farm, cos you sure can raise a cock.
12/31/12 4:34 AM
1/4/07
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"Yo, you tryin' to lick balls?" - works every time.
12/31/12 4:45 AM
11/3/05
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I would shave my entire body and slide down a lubed up slip-n-slide that lead right into Rosie O'Donnell ass crack just to have the contents of your bathroom trashcan Phone Post
12/31/12 4:49 AM
12/20/10
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LOL in Phone Post
12/31/12 5:19 AM
11/19/10
Posts: 2718
nickgjj - I would shave my entire body and slide down a lubed up slip-n-slide that lead right into Rosie O'Donnell ass crack just to have the contents of your bathroom trashcan Phone Post
Hot! Phone Post