What if ... Mitrione and Schaub getting into it on Twitter


6/25/13 10:18 AM
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Mitrione and Schaub getting into it on Twitter

 

Heavyweights Brendan Schaub and Matt Mitrione fight at UFC on FOX 8, on July 27. But they started sparring early, on Twitter.

PRESENTING, TO THE LEFT, IN THE RED CORNER...

Matt Mitrione @mattmitrione
great daddy & developing person
With my babies · mattmitrione.com
6,541 Tweets • 457 Following • 49,342 Followers

AND IN THE BLUE CORNER...

Brendan Schaub @BrendanSchaub
UFC Athlete, Team Ecko, Team Bony Acai, Six Star nutrition Pro team, Dog and Coffee lover, living the dream! Join my FB fan page here..
Venice Beach, CA & Denver, CO · facebook.com
13,704 Tweets • 377 Following • 68,612 Followers

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Matt Mitrione ‏@mattmitrione
Hey @BrendanSchaub you asked to fight me, cool. Them sparse whiskers you grow can't hide that chin, son! #YaDunPhuckedUp

Matt Mitrione ‏@mattmitrione
Planned parenthood should stop giving out birth control & start giving out copies of @BrendanSchaub's 15 min. dry humping of Lavar Johnson

Brendan Schaub @BrendanSchaub
@mattmitrione my man remember when you pissed your pants on TUF and you said fighting wasn't for you. I do and Well it still isn't.

Matt Mitrione @mattmitrione
remember when you fought Lavar Johnson? Yeah, me neither

Matt Mitrione ‏@mattmitrione
Someone asked me if @BrendanSchaub is married. Seriously? I saw his Jiu Jitsu match. How you gonna get married when you refuse to engage?

Matt Mitrione @mattmitrione
@BrendanSchaub looks like Adam Sandler f---ed Corky from "Life Goes On"

Brendan Schaub @BrendanSchaub
I might look like adam Sandler/corkey mix your wife when we did appearances together sure seemed to like it. How's that going by the way?

Matt Mitrione ‏@mattmitrione
Nothing and I mean nothing pisses me of more than someone I considered a friend doing me dirty. I Gotchu @BrendanSchaub #BenedictArnold

Brendan Schaub @BrendanSchaub
@mattmitrione #dosomethingaboutit

Matt Mitrione ‏@mattmitrione
Don't count on seeing @BrendanSchaub on the Maury Povich show anytime soon. Cuz after we fight next month, he'll know exactly who his dad is

 
6/25/13 10:25 AM
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Good Lord this is hilarious.
6/25/13 10:25 AM
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bringing family into it? 

#total-douche-move

6/25/13 10:26 AM
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Lol in Phone Post 3.0
6/25/13 10:32 AM
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Something Going on with Mitriones marriage?

Did his wife get schaub'd? Phone Post
6/25/13 10:36 AM
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There is already a thread on this. UG blog has turned into a bunch of swagger jackers. At least link the story to the original thread. Phone Post 3.0
6/25/13 10:39 AM
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Pitbull3744 -

Mitrione by whatever he wants, Brendan cant LNP Matt for 3 rounds thats for sure. 

X2!! Phone Post
6/25/13 10:40 AM
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Vaginal Tear - There is already a thread on this. UG blog has turned into a bunch of swagger jackers. At least link the story to the original thread. Phone Post 3.0
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6/25/13 10:43 AM
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A Twitter quarrel that actually made me laugh Phone Post
6/25/13 10:43 AM
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search function?

dont you know how this site works?
6/25/13 10:53 AM
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"Matt Mitrione @mattmitrione
remember when you fought Lavar Johnson? Yeah, me neither"

 

LOL!! FUCKING AWESOME!

6/25/13 11:04 AM
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ChucoV -
Vaginal Tear - There is already a thread on this. UG blog has turned into a bunch of swagger jackers. At least link the story to the original thread. Phone Post 3.0
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backing out for the other thread! Phone Post 3.0
6/25/13 11:05 AM
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CRMartin11 - if Mitrione really did piss his pants that's funny shit.
I don't think he meant it literally.. Phone Post
6/25/13 2:02 PM
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I hope Mitrione destroys this guy. Schaub is one of the most unlikeable and unexciting heavyweights in the division.

Send him packin' Meathead!