What if ... Popeye is such a loser.

4/13/04 1:09 PM
01/01/2001
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oops. I mean looser.
4/13/04 1:11 PM
01/01/2001
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LMAO.

But just wait until he eats his spinach.

4/13/04 1:12 PM
01/01/2001
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Wait, I mean he is a looosser.
4/14/04 11:47 AM
01/01/2001
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Such an obsession you have, by the way isnt this a bannable offense? Tell you what You candy-assed, chicken-raping, jock strap-smelling, tit-guzzling, hemorrhoid-nibbling, wank-brained, pole-smoking, baboon-humping, shit-smelling, cum-guzzling, boil-nibbling, shit-faced assclown! You are an indescribably ill-bred heathen and a wearisome, mucous-eating sub-literate simpleton I suppose I should have some sympathy for your handicap. You are obviously paralyzed from the neck up. It's truly amazing the way you never let an idea interrupt the flow of your typing, but then, making sense isn't your area of expertise, is it? Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to. Your posts are so boring and predictable, even a boomerang wouldn't come back to you. Do yourself and everyone else a favor: take a fatal overdose of your medication. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't so dense that light bends around you; When you can gather up enough brain cells to string togather something usefull let us know. *edited to add* Love Popeye.
4/14/04 12:25 PM
11/28/2003
Posts: 3276
lol @ the rage of popeye. Comparing the sizes of Popeye and SatanJr is similar to Popeye and Bluto actually.
4/14/04 12:28 PM
09/16/2002
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LOL. I learned something.
4/14/04 12:31 PM
01/01/2001
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lol! I was talking about the gay catoon character. BTW, only losers spell loser, looser. moran.
4/14/04 12:40 PM
10/14/2003
Posts: 2966
Wow someone touched a nerve.
4/14/04 12:41 PM
01/01/2001
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lol@baboon humping!
4/14/04 12:45 PM
10/01/2003
Posts: 2812
These little glimpses into Popeye's thought processes scare me.
4/14/04 12:50 PM
01/01/2001
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he must have pulled out his "big book of internet insults" for that post.
4/14/04 12:57 PM
10/14/2003
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Arggg Argg Argg Argggggg!!
4/14/04 1:02 PM
03/26/2002
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You do know that popeye is older than 15 right?
4/14/04 1:03 PM
12/08/2002
Posts: 13819
"Do yourself and everyone else a favor: take a fatal overdose of your medication. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't so dense that light bends around you" Why did i find this so fucking funny?
4/14/04 1:06 PM
01/01/2001
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actual picture of Popeye.
4/14/04 1:08 PM
01/01/2001
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lol!
4/14/04 1:09 PM
10/14/2003
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Fuck i didnt know him and Musashi were brothers
4/14/04 1:09 PM
11/28/2003
Posts: 3278
""Do yourself and everyone else a favor: take a fatal overdose of your medication. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't so dense that light bends around you" Why did i find this so fucking funny? " Because it's scientifically incorrect?
4/14/04 1:21 PM
01/01/2001
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Popeye, you're the saddest, piss-poor excuse for a man I've ever seen, you little sherry-sipping Frenchman in a latex mini-skirt. Married, eh? Since when did brother and sister marriages become legal? The last time I saw something as fugly as you, I was cleaning up after my dog. I've seen better looking road kill. You're a neo-Nazi, fundamentalist militant Republican-voting mega-asshole scumbag. Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth, you slivering spawn from a hemorrhoidal leper's rectum? You're so short, you'd have to get a running start to get up on a toilet. You could sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle your feet. Lying about your weight again, eh? Since when did Pregnant Water Buffalo Size become 'Average'? Do you get a clearer idea of how pathetic you are, you minimum wage earning human equivalent of a bidet? I've seen wounds that were better dressed than you are, you toad-lickin', hound-kickin', snot-flickin', inbred swamp spawn! Why don't you stop gyrating that gaping misplaced asshole of a mouth on your face for a fucking minute so I can see what the fuck a gibbering witless gimp actually looks like?
4/14/04 1:24 PM
11/28/2003
Posts: 3281
Luscious Larry - only loosers and moran's are not hip to 'net media humor - moron loser. http://www.shockingelk.com/pictures/misc/moran.jpg
4/14/04 1:25 PM
01/01/2001
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I had to spell it the way they spell it in Texas so he would understand it...
4/14/04 1:39 PM
01/01/2001
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Right now, deep in the heart of Texas, smoke is coming out of Popeye's ears and he is neglecting his family again as he researches out his longwinded boring ass predictable response to this thread.
4/14/04 1:49 PM
01/01/2001
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TTT Fuckin' moranic loosers.
4/14/04 1:53 PM
12/08/2002
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Holy Shit.... *pulls up chair*
4/14/04 1:54 PM
01/01/2001
Posts: 17228
whatever, baboon humper.