What if ... Roy Nelson is a Jackass

6/14/13 1:59 PM
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according to my friend, who said this to me the other day. My friend is a jackass himself honestly, constantly negative.  I said, "I don't see it, I really like Roy, but I could see how our friend James would call him a racist shitbird, but you know James."  We agreed about James saying that, because it seemed like something James would do.

6/14/13 2:02 PM
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It's a shame what people say sometimes, even your best friends will disappoint you with this inflamatory nonsense.

6/14/13 2:05 PM
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Dana White is dick. I've heard that from a few people here and there. 

Dana White can suck my ass. 

They said.

Have to disagree with them personally.

 

6/14/13 2:06 PM
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5oclock shado high? Phone Post 3.0
6/14/13 2:08 PM
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Guess I feel for Roy, finding out he had a few racist friends.  That's the way relationships work though, you are a good man who cares for people who have flaws, and they may say something super racist about your opponent that disappoints you, but they are your friends nonetheless and that must be hard for a kind man to contend with.

6/14/13 2:09 PM
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I believe I have just been punished for something my friend said.  Feel for you brother.

6/14/13 2:09 PM
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Jon Jones is fake little prick faggot. I've heard that from a few people here and there. Personally, I think he's an outstanding guy. Phone Post
6/14/13 2:14 PM
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JetSetter can go fuck himself, I think I read once from another poster in an old thread somewhere.  Seemed harsh to me.

6/14/13 2:21 PM
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2JupitersTooMany -

according to my friend, who said this to me the other day. My friend is a jackass himself honestly, constantly negative.  I said, "I don't see it, I really like Roy, but I could see how our friend James would call him a racist shitbird, but you know James."  We agreed about James saying that, because it seemed like something James would do.

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6/14/13 2:22 PM
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My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who heard Roy's black friends call Daniel an Uncle Tom. I guess it's pretty serious. Phone Post 3.0
6/14/13 2:23 PM
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FrateCart - measured on a beard scale from stubble to a full on roy nelson beard.

How high are you right now?
I lol' d here Phone Post 3.0
6/14/13 2:23 PM
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Pessimist_Pete - 
2JupitersTooMany -

according to my friend, who said this to me the other day. My friend is a jackass himself honestly, constantly negative.  I said, "I don't see it, I really like Roy, but I could see how our friend James would call him a racist shitbird, but you know James."  We agreed about James saying that, because it seemed like something James would do.

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I have a few Latin American friends I think would say "gracias por prestar atención"

6/14/13 2:23 PM
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Fuck, I left out the 31 Flavors part.


I guess it's true what my ex-girlfriends friends say, I am destined for failure. Phone Post 3.0
6/14/13 2:28 PM
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The answer is three days after a uniform trim with a Gillette Fusion ProGlide Styler.

 

6/14/13 2:34 PM
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maxbrothersinc - Jon Jones is fake little prick faggot. I've heard that from a few people here and there. Personally, I think he's an outstanding guy. Phone Post
Cowboy called him a fake ass faggot who likes snorting coke off of strippers tits. Phone Post 3.0
6/14/13 2:40 PM
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Hey guyz, it was a joke, 15 vote downs seems excessive. I had hoped to cap it at about a dozen.

6/14/13 2:44 PM
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2DFWjrTOOMANY

6/14/13 2:48 PM
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My Dad's ex-husband has pleasured himself to a signed 8x10 of a shirtless Roy Nelson.


He also thinks Bill Engvall is a "talentless tool" and has had some very choice words for Pat Sajak and Gary Busey. Phone Post
6/14/13 2:48 PM
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One of my friends, who is a very intelligent guy, said your humor was too cerebral, subtle, and tongue-in-cheek for many people.

I asked him why he had his tongue in your cheek.

Wait....am I doing this right?

6/14/13 4:40 PM
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They moved me to What If?

What If is the Bellator of the UG.

6/14/13 10:35 PM
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I am in asleep for 100 years beard dwn to my ass territory Phone Post 3.0
6/15/13 11:39 AM
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Just arrived in Toronto donning a full Billy Mays, checked out my future living quarters, and cranked it up to Rasputin before heading to Tim Horton's for a few Boston Creams.



Hosanna. Phone Post 3.0
6/15/13 11:42 AM
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In the highest.

Impressive. Phone Post 3.0