|Member Since:||Jan 1, 2001|
|For Fun:||pizza,beer,lifting,rolling,having sex|
|Experience:||just enough to know i wouldnt want to try and pay my bills with it|
i am funky like a monkey! i've got shoulders the size of boulders, thighs that hyptonize. guys wanna be seen with me, chicks wanna be with me. i am 250 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal. i am a kiss stealin, wheelin dealin, limosine ridin, jet flyin son of a gun! i am the man of the hour, the tower of power, too sweet to be sour baby. i can see my tongue w/o using a mirror! (try this)and hellllllllllllllo ladies!!!!! my thrust is the must! i am the quintesential hearthrob of the og baby! why be nice? it's too easy being sleazy!