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2/12/13 10:10 PM
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"Mike Goldberg is a different kind of announcer." - Joe Rogan
2/12/13 10:18 PM
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Goat thread? Phone Post
2/12/13 11:03 PM
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The Gumball Kid - The beautiful Josh Rosenthal our referee

the lovely Bruce Buffer...

this fight brought to you by Huffy Bicycles.  The only banana seats LONG enough to be in the octagon!  cover your nuts better than a steel thai cup!

back to you joe~

2/13/13 12:22 AM
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"Looks like he dropped the soap in a mexican prision joe"
"Fin fang foom those hammerfist o doom" Phone Post
2/13/13 12:23 AM
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2JupitersTooMany -  He is a good GOOD man mmm. mmm. mmm! Good man Joe, has the whole world on his side, but he's not doing it for them. *snap face turn eyes wild* HE'S DOING IT FOR HIMSELF. *throws headset at crowd, tangles neck in cord, breaks open forehead on stone column* Phone Post

i imagine this is what happens every single time they cut to commercial.

Laughed to hard at this Phone Post
2/13/13 9:23 AM
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2/13/13 9:26 AM
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Legit LOLs

2/13/13 10:01 AM
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Zed Wayne Zed 69 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile

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Goldberg is the man.

Every time he is not calling a fight, I miss him.

Most of you have never called a high school volleyball game, mind you, a massive PPV, so maybe buck up on what it takes to do reads, and set up Rogan, and timing.....

Oh, and have a great voice.

Big fan.
2/13/13 10:05 AM
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The banter on this thread has me giggling, and I don't use that term lightly.

Thank you yellow and unfilter.

Thank you. Phone Post
2/13/13 5:31 PM
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Zed Wayne Zed - Goldberg is the man.

Every time he is not calling a fight, I miss him.

Most of you have never called a high school volleyball game, mind you, a massive PPV, so maybe buck up on what it takes to do reads, and set up Rogan, and timing.....

Oh, and have a great voice.

Big fan.

that's my whole point, or at least i think that was my point

the point is, it's pointless; moot.

sure the job sounds easy until you're the joker in the hotseat; vision swimming, pulse racing, your flop sweat turning to ice in the cool shadow of powerful joe.

 

2/22/13 10:10 PM
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some might say goldie was in an enviable position today...

2/22/13 10:18 PM
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Fucking mods deleted Calo's posts in here, so some of the conversation doesn't make sense anymore when you reread this thread.

Fuck, this is retarded. I miss Calo.

2/22/13 10:26 PM
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Fucking mods deleted Calo's posts in here, so some of the conversation doesn't make sense anymore when you reread this thread.

Fuck, this is retarded. I miss Calo.


ha!  reminds me of a jupes thread where he ended up being the only guy posting for almost 3 pages.  it was like reading Garfield without Garfield.

2/22/13 11:53 PM
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Jesus Christ. I just realized the "did nick Diaz exist?" thread is gone. I actually had some decent,typo-free posts in there and that's where my first VTFU came from.



I really am bummed about that and even more depressed than I was last night about calo. I cry a tear. Phone Post
2/22/13 11:58 PM
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butthurt for my frankie - Jesus Christ. I just realized the "did nick Diaz exist?" thread is gone. I actually had some decent,typo-free posts in there and that's where my first VTFU came from.



I really am bummed about that and even more depressed than I was last night about calo. I cry a tear. Phone Post
It's also where I started interacting with other forum members,superCalo,2jupes and some others. I was probably quoted more in that one thread than I have been on the entire forum.

I was going to replace all the Honda/Liz posters at buffalo wild wings with yellow's UFC 157 poster. Now I'll just settle for plastering Caló stickers on any UFC poster they have every month.

I think I just conceived my own project mayheM... Phone Post
2/22/13 11:58 PM
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joshua, gather your UG crew, and tell them to fight for Calo.

unfilter, let's rape garfield.

2/23/13 12:10 AM
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joshua, gather your UG crew, and tell them to fight for Calo.

unfilter, let's rape garfield.

 

2/23/13 12:13 AM
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joshua, gather your UG crew, and tell them to fight for Calo.

unfilter, let's rape garfield.

 


Then this might be a bit of a dodgechallenger getting to and from our destination.

2/23/13 12:17 AM
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*fighter executes jab, right straight and leg kick combo*

JOE: Nice Leg kick by >Insert Fighter Name<!

GOLDY: The thud Joe, not the slap...that's how you KNOW it's doing DAMAGE.

JOE: Nice display of some real world class, top of the food chain striking.

GOLDY: Set up the leg kick with a combination, did >Insert Fighter Name<.

----------------------------

*fighter executes jab, right straight and leg kick combo*

SCHIAVELLO: ONE, TWO, KANGAROO!!

2/23/13 12:18 AM
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joshua, gather your UG crew, and tell them to fight for Calo.

unfilter, let's rape garfield.

 


Then this might be a bit of a dodgechallenger getting to and from our destination.


you'll have to drive.  i'm seriously impaired by these fumes, or whatever i've been sucking out of this tank.

could be nitrous, or possibly just dinosaur farts.


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