Atama BJJ >> Jordon Schultz misses Nick Schultz
| 1/31/13 2:42 AM | |
GrahamJ
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Member Since: 1/11/13 Posts: 150 |
grillznice - For those not signed up on his email..... '97% of the population is losers and only 3% of the population is winners and you have to decide what percentage group you want to be in. Then surround yourself, or find a way, to get around the 3% group. For example, in BJJ, if an instructor makes excuses for their students losses like, “Don’t worry about it, he was stronger than you, he outweighed you, he’s a 3 stripe purple belt and you just got your purple belt” then that instructor is in the 97% group, the 3 % group doesn’t make excuses.' - Limp Irvin ...sounds like Jordon's a 97% loser;. I expect he'll be getting the order of the 'fuck off' soon enough (unless Limp makes excuses for him - like when he complained about the refs at tournaments; in which case, Limp will have to fire his own ass). http://www.insidebjj.com/2011/07/12/interview-with-lloyd-irvin/ |
| 1/31/13 1:18 PM | |
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FangSakuraba
Member Since: 3/3/11 Posts: 8 |
Don't worry everyone, anyone can automatically be a 3%er if you buy their DVDs, go for his seminars or join their team! What would happen if more than 3% of the community endorses them? LOL |
| 1/31/13 2:52 PM | |
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grillznice
Member Since: 12/11/09 Posts: 236 |
Part 2 you can read the pitch in the middle already. After 5 hours in the Amsterdam airport I hear the voice of the flight attendants. It's time to board for portugal. I know I'm in good hands, European people take their jobs to heart. And, to them nothing is more important in life, than a job well done. We board the plane to Lisbon, Portugal. We arrive in less than 2 hours and take a taxi to the hotel. I lie on the bed, and turn on the TV. I stand, shake out my legs. The traveling tightened my muscles, my fascia, I need to stretch. I try to stretch my legs, test my hamstrings, my hips. Not bad. I'm getting lose. All systems go. I decide to try and stay up all day, it's two-thirty pm and if I go to sleep now I'll be horribly jet-lagged. I succeed and manage to keep myself busy all day, although my eyes feel heavy. The next day we go to the venue. I see the referees, suited up. I sit there in the stands watching the purple belts. For a moment I fell jealous. I miss that belt. Then I run my hand over the brown belt in my backback and feel grateful for it. There are no clocks in the stadium. Something that deep down always bothers me. You lose track of time in there. After a long day of coaching, observing, we walk back to the hotel through the winding streets of Lisbon. My mind drifts and I think about my grips. I obsess about them. And I need to.. Grips can be the difference in a guard pass, or a sweep, and a guard pass or a sweep can be the difference in a match, and a match can be the difference in a career, and a career can mean the difference for not only my life, but countless others lives, my future families life, my parents lives. When I get a grip, it could be worth everything. My grips are one of the small things I can control, out of the countless thing that are beyond my control... So I obsess about them... Then I feel my calluses and for a moment remember how not long ago my hands were once soft and fragile. Over time they have become disfigured, fingers lengthened and twisted like roots of an old tree. My calluses are a by-product of not just my training, but of the olympic lifting, the rope climbs, the gi pull-ups. I turn to one of my teammates and say "quite a walk to the hotel, is this near a mile?" "it's 1.5 km actually" he says Then he says: "Tomorrow we'll take a cab, guard players need their legs fresh" "Agreed", I say and we finish the walk to our rooms... Continued tomorrow in part 3 |
| 1/31/13 2:54 PM | |
Gus77
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Member Since: 4/5/11 Posts: 129 |
Clinical research did by psychology scholars shows that around 3% of the general population can be considered sociopaths. (True fact) But they are a much larger group among inmates. |
| 2/1/13 2:43 AM | |
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BJJRoxy
Member Since: 10/12/10 Posts: 71 |
grillznice - Part 2 you can read the pitch in the middle already.Ohmagerd the anticipation is killing me! I need more metaphors!!
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| 2/1/13 3:50 AM | |
Daniel/CGJJ
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Member Since: 5/7/06 Posts: 1440 |
"European people take their jobs to heart. And, to them nothing is more important in life, than a job well done." As a Euro myself, I would say F#CK no. This kid is clearly a socio. |
| 2/1/13 4:13 AM | |
GrahamJ
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Member Since: 1/11/13 Posts: 165 |
FangSakuraba - Don't worry everyone, anyone can automatically be a 3%er if you buy their DVDs, go for his seminars or join their team! What would happen if more than 3% of the community endorses them? LOL http://www.atheistmemebase.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/114-Jehovahs-witnesses-cognitive-dissonance.jpg |
| 2/1/13 5:45 AM | |
GrahamJ
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Member Since: 1/11/13 Posts: 167 |
The Diary of Anne Frank contained less self-pity than these e-mails. |
| 2/1/13 6:22 AM | |
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Calibur1980
Member Since: 9/16/08 Posts: 584 |
Man, those emails aren't that bad. If this guy was a prospect from any other team people would nod their heads approvingly. Y'all need to learn how to turn the hate off and on.
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| 2/1/13 7:38 AM | |
Hunter V
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Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 9309 |
LiveFromThe7x7 - Why are you guys on their lists? Because some people love to simply bitch. It seems mindless of course to most people but some love to have fodder to bitch about. Hell I have deleted myself off those lists as it was more like spam but people who seem to hate LOVE to not only join the lists, but also bitch about the lists. It's more like females who are "friends" with other females and have to know what they are doing daily so they can talk behind their backs. |
| 2/1/13 8:06 AM | |
Hywel Teague
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Member Since: 1/25/03 Posts: 527 |
GrahamJ - The Diary of Anne Frank contained less self-pity than these e-mails.Literal LOL
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| 2/1/13 12:29 PM | |
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Rival School
Member Since: 1/11/11 Posts: 3422 |
GrahamJ - The Diary of Anne Frank contained less self-pity than these e-mails.*slow clap*
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| 2/1/13 12:49 PM | |
andre
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Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 53366 |
Those emails are embarrassing.
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| 2/1/13 3:26 PM | |
dustyaguas
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Member Since: 10/2/06 Posts: 446 |
GrahamJ - The Diary of Anne Frank contained less self-pity than these e-mails.Hahahaha
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| 2/1/13 3:31 PM | |
LCSULLA
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Member Since: 9/11/03 Posts: 209 |
I actually laughed out loud at that one...hahaha |
| 2/1/13 3:43 PM | |
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Horus2001
Member Since: 8/3/04 Posts: 1153 |
Not since the Lord tested Job, has another man faced such trials and tribulations as Jordan...
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| 2/1/13 3:58 PM | |
krept
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Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 9300 |
"frutile" is a combination of "fruitless" and "futile" I first learned about this in an abnormal psychology class. It was associated with schizophrenia and the word "splister" was given... "splinter + blister." enjoy: http://psychcentral.com/encyclopedia/2008/neologism/ |
| 2/2/13 10:32 PM | |
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hughes915
Member Since: 7/21/06 Posts: 18 |
totaldude - As someone that used to train with Jordon I was VERY surprise his name wasn't in with these other two during the incident. Total scumbag. |
| 2/2/13 11:58 PM | |
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waveman
Member Since: 3/28/02 Posts: 2114 |
JRockwell -BJJWorkouts - English is my third language but did he write frutile? Isn't it futile? I thought Llimp sent them to school.I seriously think it is an intentional thing they do as part of the marketing strategy. Almost every Lloyd affiliate email has obvious typos, excessive capitalization, etc. Maybe somehow it's supposed to make them seem more real and down to earth to the masses? Or they're just dumb as fuck. |
| 2/3/13 9:35 AM | |
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grillznice
Member Since: 12/11/09 Posts: 237 |
Here's part 4. 3 is just blah blah blah The match begins. I'm pull closed guard. I'm confident and I setup sweeps, attack omo platas. He digs in. I dig in deeper. I'm sweeping, he makes a mistake and I get on top. Before I can start to pass I make a mistake and he pulls me into x-guard and sweeps back. Shake it off. Control what you can Jordon. I continue to attack, he's up an advantage. The match ends - I walk off the mat. I take a sip of water - - I've lost. Shit. My mind is now forcibly spinning me into the past. I see everything, with shining clarity. People often ask me what it's like to lose, and I can never think of how to describe it. But the word that comes closest - gut wrenching. I've spent 6 years losing - several times a year. Sometimes multiple times per tournament. But when I've won it's been at the biggest tournaments of my career. I've wanted to quit countless times. But something in my gut, some deep muscle, won't let me. After I collect my thoughts I meet my coach in the lobby and we exchange thoughts. He gives me advice - pure gold - as usual. We spend the rest of the day watching wins and losses. I think about my drilling. If I drill 300 reps a day, I'll hit 1500 reps each week, that's 78,000 reps a year.... I believe in math. Numbers don't lie. If I can hit 78,000 reps of my A sweep and A pass by the end of the year I'll be satisfied. But they mist be perfect reps. A single bad rep counts negative 100 reps, but when I hit a perfect one - I enjoy a split second of sanity and calm. At the dinner table we discuss our performance. I order the octopus. A mistake. After dinner we head back to the hotel. an pale, uncomfortable building built in the 1970's, white stucco with naked concrete on the interior. The windows have bars. And the two elevators barely fit 3 people. I lay down on the stiff mattress and can't sleep, my mind racing with the days events. I can't stand the thought of another night here. But I would soon find out that tonight would be the longest nights of them all.... Continued monday.... :) Jordon Schultz P.S. I'm giving away a free Bad Ass triangle course to anyone who fills out this short survey in the next 48 hours. The survey takes 2 minutes and after you fill it out, I'll personally email you a link to the course! Thanks in advance! |
| 2/3/13 10:54 AM | |
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Horus2001
Member Since: 8/3/04 Posts: 1155 |
sounds like that longest night he had is one filled with self-doubt or he was raped by the 3% teammates whilst sleeping. either way, i am sitting on pins and needles waiting the next explosion of prose. It is so profound yet convoluted and filled with enough capitalization errors, run-on sentences, comma splices and dangling participles to make any one less than a MASTER of Grammatical Studies tap out. i can't wait (personally, i hope it is not rape, that shit is just wrong). |
| 2/3/13 1:36 PM | |
Danger Dave
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Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 2308 |
Either that, or the octopus made him shit himself, the bed, and render the bathroom uninhabitable for his teammates. Those who do not know history are doomed to repeat it. |
| 2/3/13 2:57 PM | |
vegard
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Member Since: 4/24/07 Posts: 8425 |
"I'm getting lose. All systems go." Yes, you are. What a whack job. |
| 2/3/13 8:09 PM | |
ElPulpo
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Member Since: 2/25/10 Posts: 705 |
WhoRunsBarterTown - Why does everyone from Llimp Irvin try to write in Iambic Pentameter? An attempt to feign literacy? |
| 2/3/13 9:49 PM | |
andre
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Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 53370 |
ElPulpo -I think it's movie trailer voice syndrome.WhoRunsBarterTown - Why does everyone from Llimp Irvin try to write in Iambic Pentameter? Supposed to be. Dramatic.
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