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Atama BJJ >> Jordon Schultz misses Nick Schultz
| 2/6/13 12:09 PM | |
Cya
Member Since: 4/8/10 Posts: 568 |
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| 2/6/13 5:15 PM | |
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grillznice
Member Since: 12/11/09 Posts: 238 |
Now it's just getting weird I'm back at the hotel, my last night in portugal... Something about this city, the cobblestone streets, the strong portugal air - my mind is restless. With only one match during the tournament my body is fresh - not spent like it usually is after a typical 5-8 match tournament. It's 10pm, I go to my teammates room to hangout - kill time. I catch them in the hallway and ask where they are going... They smirk - we're going to eat they said. Do you want to go? I decline. But I wasn't the slightest bit hungry, so I went back to my room and sat in the pitch dark. I'm restless - I cant sleep - It's 4am and all I can do is flip though TV channels and think about the days events over and over in my head. 6 am comes and I'm still awake, but I feel relieved, the breakfast buffet opens in one hour. At least I'll be able to sleep on the plane. I walk up to the 9th floor and wait by the door for the buffet to open. The food here feels unnatural to me - it's all bread - everything is bread. On the flight home I'm uneasy. My parents are going to pick me up from the airport. They were passing through DC on the way to a wedding and wanted to see me for a day. More my mother actually. If it were up to my father I'd we'd never talk again. I've never had a good relationship with my father - in fact it's been terrible. But I tell my team mates that I've made a momentous decision. I'm going to hug the old man. I havent hugged him in 10 years. I tell myself - you one live once... I see my father at the gatet, wearing a baseball cap. He looks old, mean and weathered. I rush towards him, close my arms around him, and squeeze. He doesn't move an inch. He stiffens like a board. I release him and tell myself I'm never doing that again. |
| 2/6/13 7:56 PM | |
andre
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Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 53379 |
Wow. This reminds me of a joke Sinbad told at a Muhammad Ali tribute show. He said, "Have you ever seen Ali dance? Not in the ring, on a dance floor. I have. I was a kid and I saw Ali dance and all I could say was 'Hit someone, Ali!! Hit someone!'" Sweep someone, Jordan!! Sweep someone!" 
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| 2/6/13 8:06 PM | |
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ElPulpo
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Member Since: 2/25/10 Posts: 711 |
That last email from Jordon is just fucking creepy. This dude really is a few bats short of a belfry. |
| 2/6/13 9:15 PM | |
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shortyjj
Member Since: 2/25/07 Posts: 464 |
gonna hug my dad.....YOLO |
| 2/6/13 9:39 PM | |
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ChokeTheFace
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Member Since: 2/27/06 Posts: 1139 |
These are awesome. Kind of like Rorschach's journal: Cat carcass on my balcony, Portugal strangely portuguese. The sight of these people make me sick. Guard pass drills with the toaster It makes me sweat more. Noon, Had breakfast with GMLI, asks If I did the toaster drills, I said I did double He pinches my nipple, I do triple. Hrrrmmm
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| 2/6/13 10:00 PM | |
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suburban techniques
Member Since: 6/23/11 Posts: 228 |
^ hahaha!! 
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| 2/7/13 7:14 AM | |
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andre
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Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 53381 |
ok, I found the video. I had some of the wording wrong, but the gist is correct (I was going off of a 20-year old memory of the show). The joke starts around 56:30. |
| 2/7/13 9:42 AM | |
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htownbjj
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Member Since: 8/5/09 Posts: 397 |
I'm convinced now he's aware of this thread and is just trolling us. |
| 2/7/13 4:15 PM | |
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Magic Mago
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Member Since: 8/24/11 Posts: 4496 |
ChokeTheFace - These are awesome. Kind of like Rorschach's journal:He pinches their nipples? Is that something you give consent to when you train there?
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| 2/12/13 12:25 AM | |
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kying418
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Member Since: 12/1/00 Posts: 14814 |
New email coming soon? http://youtu.be/1fR4ZYuBZ0Y |
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