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The video features explicit footage of Joe Jonas, 23, and his girlfriend, Blanda Eggenschwiler, 28, drinking, doing drugs, and engaging in sex using a number of sex toys and BDSM devices, including dildos, a gag ball, and a slapper paddle.
 
The sex tape was made earlier this month in a room at Park Tower, a hotel in Buenos Aries, Argentina. Blanda, who describes herself as model from Switzerland, is traveling with the Jonas Brothers while they are on tour in South America.
 
At the beginning of the video, Joe and Blanda are sitting on the bed together. They are both drinking and smoking pot, and Blanda explains to Joe what she is going to do to him in detail.
 
They proceed to engage in multiple sex acts utilizing a variety of sex toys, including a large dildo, a gag ball, and a slapper paddle. Joe participates willingly, but seems less sure of how to use the sex toys, as well as how they will be used on him. He does not enjoy being paddled. At one point he has had enough and cries "Owww! Don't do that anymore!" Blanda is the more dominant one in the video. At one point she inserts the dildo inside of herself, orders Joe to "lick my p**** juice off of it," and he complies.
 
The couple is very vocal and there is a lot of overly dramatic screaming and moaning. The sex is explicit, and there are multiple close-up shots of Joe’s face, penis and testicles, as well as Blanda’s face, breasts, and vagina. In between sex acts, they consume shots of alcohol. The video looks as if it was shot over the course of several hours, and some scenes were shot multiple times, so we do not know which takes will appear in the final cut. Both Joe and Blanda start out sober but appear to be inebriated by the end of it.
 
Eggenschwiler has been working in conjunction with a celebrity sex tape distributor to facilitate the release of the video. She will receive a 35% cut of the video’s revenues. Since we broke the story before the official April 3rd release date, we believe that the distributor will now accelerate his time frame and will start contacting media outlets in the next 24 hours in an attempt to sell the tape and photos.
 
Eggenschwiler has told friends that Jonas was merely a stepping stone for her, that she has no interest in staying with him once the tape is out, and that she hopes that the sex tape will launch her career “like Kim Kardashian.”  Eggenschwiler will deny her involvement in the distribution of the tape, and will express embarrassment about its release in the hopes of avoiding a backlash from Jonas supporters.
 
 
3/21/13 4:33 PM
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That last paragraph was the most interesting. Will pirate vid then ignore her forever Phone Post
3/21/13 4:33 PM
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Barbasol 121 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile

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I bet this tape never sees the light of day

3/21/13 4:33 PM
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Edit: double post

3/21/13 4:37 PM
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Here's hoping she turns said toy on Joe's underworld and makes him pay for sullying the good name of pop music.
3/21/13 4:37 PM
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"and Blanda explains to Joe what she is going to do to him in detail."   I probably won't make it past that...

3/21/13 4:46 PM
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3/21/13 4:47 PM
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She is fine. The guy is certainly having a great time with her.

ttt for the sex tape
3/21/13 4:55 PM
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I hope her career goes nowhere.

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3/21/13 4:56 PM
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"Eggenschwiler has told friends that Jonas was merely a stepping stone for her, that she has no interest in staying with him once the tape is out, and that she hopes that the sex tape will launch her career “like Kim Kardashian.” "

this has worked for quasi-famous party girls who already had a bit of name recognition. I can't think of anyone who didn't fit that criteria who it worked for...unless you're counting porn stars.
3/21/13 4:57 PM
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3/21/13 4:58 PM
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what a whore
3/21/13 5:00 PM
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wow

she's gonna rocket right up to E list celeb!

maybe she'll even get on Celeb Rehab with Dr Drew!
3/21/13 5:00 PM
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Lol purity rings to this, always knew it was a Disney created image Phone Post
3/21/13 5:01 PM
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3/21/13 5:04 PM
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what a cunty lil bitch. oh well, ready to fap w/ my purity cock ring on.
3/21/13 5:07 PM
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LOL!! That is one cold blooded chick!

And WTF is up with Jonas licking the dildo clean???
3/21/13 5:12 PM
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3/21/13 5:30 PM
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Wow. What a little submissive homo.
Where I come from getting that ass paddled and suckin poon juice off a dildo makes you a royal fruit job.
That kid got enough money and fans to fuck girls like her everyday but instead decides to pull some gay shit and elevate her into celebrity status.

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3/21/13 5:32 PM
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That's living.

3/21/13 5:52 PM
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3/21/13 5:52 PM
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