What if ... >> Occupy What If forum

Team GDP -  okay you guys wtf this is bullshit. i am sick of holding the hose to keep whale from dying. so i suggest we dig a giant hole and fill it with water. it will be a massive project requiring countless hours of work. but think of it this way our leader will not die and we will also have a swimming pool/place to bathe. also whale has agreed to perform tricks and we can play with him in our new pool. unfortunately the only items i was able to gather are a giant bag of salt, a garden rake, 2 trowels and 46 hand cultivators.  LET'S GET TO WORK MY FRIENDS.

Team GDP -  whale i would appreciate it if you could take a picture of the development of our swimming pool/your new home. for anyone that is interested it is 18% complete

WoodenPupa - Gorgeous leather photon-holster

Hee Haw Racist Negro Sceptre

Giant ass shit-fucked mannequin, all crying and shit

Dolphin insult dictionary

Portable urban-legend generator, MMA edition

40 gallon velvet trash can (choice of 4 colors)

Solid ham sweating grandfather clock

Boneless wristwatch phonebooth legwarmer (this is a little phonebooth with a built-in clock that you can wear as a wristwatch which ALSO can be used as a legwarmer because its fluffy like a pom pom and made out of exotic stretchy alloy)

Sleeveless denim turtleneck bellbottom snowsuit survival jacket with cute little footsocks

Solid velvet Kevin Bacon statue, with Hollow option for stuffing treats or guns inside

Computerific Spock vagina with logical sideburns pulsating lilac scents and provoking imaginary memories while the sweet plucking lyre sounds of Bitter Dregs loops from the depths

Zionist Zodiac Zephyr -

Team GDP -  

Quik      Member Since: 1/1/01  Posts: 17876  Six Deuce Clothing, Owner

Yes! That's awesome. I wish I could get Genki to wear that shirt for real! Tell lookoutawhile thanks, he's one of my favorite posters on here :)

for LOAW. he may have misspelt your sn, but i am not the only one who appreciated you doing that genki romo for me. thanks again and VTFU again

Another UKTT victim - Do we have a theme song yet? I hereby nominate Red Solo Cup.







Zed~

1ChromosomeTooMany - Proposal for National Anthem

UGCTT_RickStorm - 

duckhuntgangsta - 

1ChromosomeTooMany -  Now that we have all assembled, I challenge the World to plunk any problem it wishes in What If.

If the Duck doesn't solve it by weird determination, or the Pupa doesn't explain the problem into nonexistence through the very act of explaining it, the rest of us will make the problem so much worse that the World will look back at the better times and realize it never had much of a problem at all.

 This is a problem. Should we create a new thread for all our problem, kind of like the waist bin of the "what if?" And if we did that would it not become the "What If" of the "What if!?" Since the What IF is the UnderGround of the UnderGround, and the "problem" thread would be the What If of the What If, would that in essence make it the Underground of the Underground that's within the Underground!!?

We must go deeper.  

<insert> *mindblown.gif*