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***The lights go out as the familiar music of Instant Karma blares over the PA system. As the curtain opens Karma is being led to the ring by a young fan wearing a "The One" shirt. The fan looks slightly confused, but seems comfortable with the situation. As soon as the enter the ring, Karma grabs the microphone...***

"This young man here is the perfect example of what is wrong with this organization. Instead of following a just man like myself, he is a fan of the miscreant, The One. Is there anything you would like to say for yourself young man?

****Before the young man can answer he is attacked by Instant Karma. After a several minute beating, Instant Karma throws the unconscious victim outside of the ring and picks up the microphone***

"Listen to me, "The One"! I will not stop until you have paid for your past transgressions. I will destroy one of your fans every night until you show your face and take your medicine."

***Instant Karma lands a Karmacarana on the young fan and slowly walks out of the ring****
2/4/13 3:05 PM
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Willing Jobber right here.. Phone Post
2/6/13 1:16 AM
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instantkarma - ***The lights go out as the familiar music of Instant Karma blares over the PA system. As the curtain opens Karma is being led to the ring by a young fan wearing a "The One" shirt. The fan looks slightly confused, but seems comfortable with the situation. As soon as the enter the ring, Karma grabs the microphone...***

"This young man here is the perfect example of what is wrong with this organization. Instead of following a just man like myself, he is a fan of the miscreant, The One. Is there anything you would like to say for yourself young man?

****Before the young man can answer he is attacked by Instant Karma. After a several minute beating, Instant Karma throws the unconscious victim outside of the ring and picks up the microphone***

"Listen to me, "The One"! I will not stop until you have paid for your past transgressions. I will destroy one of your fans every night until you show your face and take your medicine."

***Instant Karma lands a Karmacarana on the young fan and slowly walks out of the ring****

No music, opens on TheOne in the ring alone.

"Listen to me Instantkarma... listen close. You may get your rocks off walking around beating up children but rest assured when the day comes, when we are alone in this ring, you will see I am no a child, I am a man... an angry man with one speed: rage. With one goal, pain.. to deliver TheOne23 (triple powerbomb). I cannot promise you'll walk away, I cannot promise I'll walk away, but I can promise you one thing... VIOLENCE."

2/6/13 3:06 AM
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So I've been here awhile but I never really quite understood what the PWE is. Is it like one of those old school E-Feds where guys cut promos and the booker writes a show/results based on the quality of the promos? Please enlighten me. Phone Post
2/6/13 3:14 AM
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bigwignj - So I've been here awhile but I never really quite understood what the PWE is. Is it like one of those old school E-Feds where guys cut promos and the booker writes a show/results based on the quality of the promos? Please enlighten me. Phone Post
Roughly Phone Post
2/6/13 3:41 AM
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bigwignj -  So I've been here awhile but I never really quite understood what the PWE is. Is it like one of those old school E-Feds where guys cut promos and the booker writes a show/results based on the quality of the promos? Please enlighten me. Phone Post

its not so much on the quality of the promos but just the creativity of the booker

2/6/13 6:04 AM
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bigwignj -  So I've been here awhile but I never really quite understood what the PWE is. Is it like one of those old school E-Feds where guys cut promos and the booker writes a show/results based on the quality of the promos? Please enlighten me. Phone Post

Well, as one of the founders of the PWE, I feel I am best equipped to answer this question. Well, actually ChuckNY and ArtV (I BELIEVE...) started this prior to my arrival...

Long story short, it's just a long running joke. When the UG was doing silly shit like TEAM INSERT FIGHTER HERE type shit...well, ArtV, Nuckin Futs, Gangsta 101 and myself began our own stable called Natural Selection. From there some members of PWE decided to rally against us. It started with joke promos, and then we just decided to go all kayfabe with it. It's not as serious as an E-fed. It's honestly just fun amongst us.
2/7/13 12:59 AM
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After teaming up this week, DHG and Violent "The Hammer" Guy went out on the town.

Ol' DHG had to test out both VeeGee's alcohol tolerance, and his proclivity for violence.

As you see above in a reenactment, Violent "The Hammer" Guy more than lives up to his moniker.
2/7/13 1:39 AM
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bigwignj -  So I've been here awhile but I never really quite understood what the PWE is. Is it like one of those old school E-Feds where guys cut promos and the booker writes a show/results based on the quality of the promos? Please enlighten me. Phone Post

Well, as one of the founders of the PWE, I feel I am best equipped to answer this question. Well, actually ChuckNY and ArtV (I BELIEVE...) started this prior to my arrival...

Long story short, it's just a long running joke. When the UG was doing silly shit like TEAM INSERT FIGHTER HERE type shit...well, ArtV, Nuckin Futs, Gangsta 101 and myself began our own stable called Natural Selection. From there some members of PWE decided to rally against us. It started with joke promos, and then we just decided to go all kayfabe with it. It's not as serious as an E-fed. It's honestly just fun amongst us.

 

Joke...Joke? the only joke here is you old timers thinking you can still hang with the new generation

 

this is no longer about the Natural Selection this is now about the Future

 

AND REMEMBER THE FUTURE IS INEVITABLE

we are coming

2/7/13 1:43 AM
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2/8/13 8:07 PM
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bigwignj -  So I've been here awhile but I never really quite understood what the PWE is. Is it like one of those old school E-Feds where guys cut promos and the booker writes a show/results based on the quality of the promos? Please enlighten me. Phone Post

Well, as one of the founders of the PWE, I feel I am best equipped to answer this question. Well, actually ChuckNY and ArtV (I BELIEVE...) started this prior to my arrival...

Long story short, it's just a long running joke. When the UG was doing silly shit like TEAM INSERT FIGHTER HERE type shit...well, ArtV, Nuckin Futs, Gangsta 101 and myself began our own stable called Natural Selection. From there some members of PWE decided to rally against us. It started with joke promos, and then we just decided to go all kayfabe with it. It's not as serious as an E-fed. It's honestly just fun amongst us.

 

Joke...Joke? the only joke here is you old timers thinking you can still hang with the new generation

 

this is no longer about the Natural Selection this is now about the Future

 

AND REMEMBER THE FUTURE IS INEVITABLE

we are coming


You are only making this harder on yourself. You need to respect those who came before you. You also need to respect the guys who can actually work. If you could throw that energy (and money) into one of the famous Natural Selection Training Camps (for the low price of only $25,000.00 dollars for a 3 hour seminar), you might actually make something of yourself.
2/8/13 9:01 PM
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bigwignj -  So I've been here awhile but I never really quite understood what the PWE is. Is it like one of those old school E-Feds where guys cut promos and the booker writes a show/results based on the quality of the promos? Please enlighten me. Phone Post

Well, as one of the founders of the PWE, I feel I am best equipped to answer this question. Well, actually ChuckNY and ArtV (I BELIEVE...) started this prior to my arrival...

Long story short, it's just a long running joke. When the UG was doing silly shit like TEAM INSERT FIGHTER HERE type shit...well, ArtV, Nuckin Futs, Gangsta 101 and myself began our own stable called Natural Selection. From there some members of PWE decided to rally against us. It started with joke promos, and then we just decided to go all kayfabe with it. It's not as serious as an E-fed. It's honestly just fun amongst us.

 

Joke...Joke? the only joke here is you old timers thinking you can still hang with the new generation

 

this is no longer about the Natural Selection this is now about the Future

 

AND REMEMBER THE FUTURE IS INEVITABLE

we are coming


You are only making this harder on yourself. You need to respect those who came before you. You also need to respect the guys who can actually work. If you could throw that energy (and money) into one of the famous Natural Selection Training Camps (for the low price of only $25,000.00 dollars for a 3 hour seminar), you might actually make something of yourself.
Oh snap!!! Only 25 G's? I'm in. Sign me up. Lemme get some of that OG(not other ground) kinda knowledge. I'm not much for muscle but I wield a mean keyboard chair shot. Phone Post
2/8/13 9:43 PM
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bigwignj -  So I've been here awhile but I never really quite understood what the PWE is. Is it like one of those old school E-Feds where guys cut promos and the booker writes a show/results based on the quality of the promos? Please enlighten me. Phone Post

Well, as one of the founders of the PWE, I feel I am best equipped to answer this question. Well, actually ChuckNY and ArtV (I BELIEVE...) started this prior to my arrival...

Long story short, it's just a long running joke. When the UG was doing silly shit like TEAM INSERT FIGHTER HERE type shit...well, ArtV, Nuckin Futs, Gangsta 101 and myself began our own stable called Natural Selection. From there some members of PWE decided to rally against us. It started with joke promos, and then we just decided to go all kayfabe with it. It's not as serious as an E-fed. It's honestly just fun amongst us.

 

Joke...Joke? the only joke here is you old timers thinking you can still hang with the new generation

 

this is no longer about the Natural Selection this is now about the Future

 

AND REMEMBER THE FUTURE IS INEVITABLE

we are coming


You are only making this harder on yourself. You need to respect those who came before you. You also need to respect the guys who can actually work. If you could throw that energy (and money) into one of the famous Natural Selection Training Camps (for the low price of only $25,000.00 dollars for a 3 hour seminar), you might actually make something of yourself.

Oh belive me i once respected...scrach that even idolized the natural selection

but threw that i started to relize you were not what it seemed. you were a bunch of power hungry ego maniacs that at one point even started to turn on one another

so i began training at small schools and just tryed to get my name out there untill december 22nd 2010 when i was finally called up to the big leages. MY DREAM i was called into the PWE

but thats where it all fell apart.

 i tryed day in and day out to gain the respect of the men in that locker room but not a single person even gave me a hello

i thought maybe it was just because of my inexperience or maybe it was just a thing the vets did to the rookie

but no after 2 years...2 YEARS i still felt as if not a single person even knew i exist 

and thats when it all changed i knew that if i needed to get my name out there i was going to need to do somthing that no one has been able to do

I AM GOING TO TAKE OUT THE NATURAL SELECTION

YOU WILL KNOW WHO I AM

I AM OBEY

I AM THE FUTURE 

AND THE FUTURE IS INEVITABLE

2/8/13 11:01 PM
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Not kayfabe


Looks like we have a storyline to keep us going

Note to any and all bookers of PWE do not fuck up current storylines stay on track week to week

I have a draft of war is raw the final will be out Monday Phone Post
2/9/13 1:06 PM
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MyUnclesCreepy -  Not kayfabe


Looks like we have a storyline to keep us going

Note to any and all bookers of PWE do not fuck up current storylines stay on track week to week

I have a draft of war is raw the final will be out Monday Phone Post

Good stuff, thank you.
2/9/13 8:26 PM
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I'm really good on the mic and my ring skills are solid oh and I'd job no prob but not clean lol Phone Post
2/9/13 8:35 PM
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Wasn't me, may have been Chuck or even Sans who made the whole joke of changing the name to PWE as in Pro Wrestling  Entertainment as a joke about WWE.

We all kind of ran with it and yeah, we fucked with the UG quite a bit. 

D is correct.  Was all just us having some fun by acting silly. 

2/10/13 12:26 AM
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We fucking destroyed the UG that one night in that Meltzer thread. One night, during the peak of UFC's popularity, we demoralized the entire UG with nothing but truth.
2/10/13 1:33 AM
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SaintVon Barksdale - We fucking destroyed the UG that one night in that Meltzer thread. One night, during the peak of UFC's popularity, we demoralized the entire UG with nothing but truth.

Buuuuuuuump it
2/10/13 9:33 AM
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2/10/13 11:04 AM
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MyUnclesCreepy - 

. Phone Post



Just as MyUnclesCreepy was about to post something profound, DHG slammed him in the back of the head with a devastating unprotected chair shot.

DHG and Violent "The Hammer" Guy then put a brutal boot party to your fallen hero, culminating with The Spinning Toe Blow, and DHG hits his devastating banned finisher from his Puroresu days, the Super Electric Go Time Fun-Fun Driver, which is basically a top-rope to the apron piledriver.

WHY IS THERE A TURNBUCKLE IN MYUNCLESCREEPY'S ROOM?





As they left MyUnclesCreepy lying in a pool of his own piss and blood, he reached up to his iPhone slowly, and left nothing but an Apple logo.

WILL MYUNCLESCREEPY BE AT FULL CAPACITY IN TIME FOR WAR IS RAW?

TUNE IN MONDAY NIGHT TO FIND OUT!
2/11/13 11:37 AM
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UNCLE, will you do me one solid brother? I'm going to shoot you a PM and I need you to let me have this one. I'll remember the favor.
2/11/13 12:09 PM
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Ok I'll see what I can do for ya i got the pms Phone Post
2/11/13 12:40 PM
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MyUnclesCreepy -  Ok I'll see what I can do for ya i got the pms Phone Post

Take some Midol.
2/11/13 12:53 PM
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DHC is about to get put to sleep like some high CBD strains of THC

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