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UnderGround Forum >> ATTN Tito!!! FUTA1! RED ALERT!!!!
| 8/27/09 11:32 PM | |
2JupitersTooMany
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Member Since: 5/14/06 Posts: 16544 |
Tito!!!!! I think it was a TERRIBLE mistake to leave the forum. Listen to me, IHAVETOTALKFAST: Have you SEEN what that fleshy canister of human filth Wes Sims has been saying about you???? Have you?? Right here on MMA.tv????? YOUR OLD STOMPING GROUNDS. Look, man! People are on his thread simply RAVING about him. "Wes is hilarious" AND SO ON! Just give me a second while I catch my breath. NO! THERE ISN'T ANY TIME! Tito, when you left the forum, you basically threw up a banner the size of an Easter Island head statute saying, "Come trash me on the UG. And, guess what? I'm not going to be there to defend myself." Horrible, horrible, terrible mistake! Sonofab*tch this is bad. The tides are swinging sideways. Currents of popular opinion are EDDYING and WHIRLING. LOOK. AT. ME. WHEN. I'M. TALKING! It's not too late, but DAMMIT. Time is TICKING. Defend yourself, FUTA1! *screams heavenwards* |
| 8/27/09 11:34 PM | |
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2JupitersTooMany
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Member Since: 5/14/06 Posts: 16545 |
Someone call Tito. Does anyone know how to reach him? GET IN YOUR CAR AND DRIVE. |
| 8/27/09 11:35 PM | |
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2JupitersTooMany
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Member Since: 5/14/06 Posts: 16546 |
LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK MSG From The ANTIDOTE! (115) [1895] by Big Wes - 1 2 3 4 LP |
| 8/27/09 11:36 PM | |
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2JupitersTooMany
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Member Since: 5/14/06 Posts: 16547 |
Zamiel, go for help. I'll stay here in case he shows. |
| 8/27/09 11:37 PM | |
Pernicious
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Member Since: 2/12/07 Posts: 4602 |
Someone's gotten into Mrs. Garrett's cooking sherry, methinks. |
| 8/27/09 11:45 PM | |
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2JupitersTooMany
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Member Since: 5/14/06 Posts: 16548 |
Pernicious, WTF are you babbling about? Hand me those stakes. No, the other ones. The bigger ones. Now help me mark out this helipad. |
| 8/27/09 11:46 PM | |
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2JupitersTooMany
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Member Since: 5/14/06 Posts: 16549 |
OK, next four people in the thread: I need a ten kilometer perimeter. Just make it happen. Teams, alone, whatever. I don't want anything with a head larger than a squash getting through. |
| 8/27/09 11:48 PM | |
ShanTheMan
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Member Since: 4/22/07 Posts: 4856 |
Check! |
| 8/27/09 11:49 PM | |
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2JupitersTooMany
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Member Since: 5/14/06 Posts: 16550 |
ShanTheMan, look ready! I want you to team up with jobro. He's entirely too distracted to go it alone. I need results, not excuses. |
| 8/27/09 11:50 PM | |
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2JupitersTooMany
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Member Since: 5/14/06 Posts: 16551 |
However, EXCELLENT IDEA JOBRO. You are a GENIUS. Do you have any rollerskates? |
| 8/27/09 11:55 PM | |
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2JupitersTooMany
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Member Since: 5/14/06 Posts: 16552 |
^ DO YOU SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE FORUM, TITO??????????? Sonofab*tch this is bad. Maybe irreversible. I DON'T KNOW. |
| 8/27/09 11:55 PM | |
Ensanity
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Member Since: 2/20/04 Posts: 10855 |
email it to him |
| 8/27/09 11:56 PM | |
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2JupitersTooMany
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Member Since: 5/14/06 Posts: 16553 |
Ensanity, if you took the time to type "email it to him" when you have is email and could have simply EMAILED IT TO HIM, God help me |
| 8/27/09 11:59 PM | |
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ShanTheMan
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Member Since: 4/22/07 Posts: 4858 |
I got the skates! |
| 8/28/09 12:00 AM | |
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nostripewhite
Member Since: 1/5/08 Posts: 2369 |
Why are you catching your breath? Typing is no that hard. |
| 8/28/09 12:05 AM | |
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2JupitersTooMany
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Member Since: 5/14/06 Posts: 16554 |
nostripewhite: You f*cking... No, I'll be civil. You miserable, uninformed cadet. I typed my initial post in the ballpark of 120 words per minute. You can't conceive of the flowering oxygen vacuum that your heart becomes at that speed. You're probably content in the 50s or 60s. Not me. So please, pull your weight or go join a war protest or something. Men are working here. |
| 8/28/09 12:05 AM | |
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2JupitersTooMany
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Member Since: 5/14/06 Posts: 16555 |
Skate, ShanTheMan SKATE LIKE THE WIND |
| 8/28/09 12:05 AM | |
Squared Circle
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Member Since: 11/20/08 Posts: 5045 |
  LI'L ANTIDOTETTE GOTS BETTER ABS THAN YOU TITO! YOU FAT! NO RESPECT FOR YOU! NONE CAN SAVE YOU! ANTIDOTE BY VICIOUS GNP RD 1. MANY BLOOD FROM TITO. |
| 8/28/09 12:06 AM | |
JT42382
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Member Since: 6/23/09 Posts: 1549 |
ttt for FUTA |
| 8/28/09 12:08 AM | |
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ShanTheMan
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Member Since: 4/22/07 Posts: 4861 |
2JupitersTooMany - Skate, ShanTheMan I should've mentioned I can not skate for shit. |
| 8/28/09 12:15 AM | |
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2JupitersTooMany
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Member Since: 5/14/06 Posts: 16556 |
Look Shan, forget about the skating, you seem dependable. I want you to hold down the thread while I go into deep cover. SquaredCircle and JT42382: First of all, JT, make it JT. The numbers are a f*cking WASTE OF TIME. DAMMIT, just help Shan. SonofaB*TCH WTF IS HAPPENING SquaredCircle, just... Just whatever I'm going to miss the ferry |
| 8/28/09 12:21 AM | |
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ShanTheMan
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Member Since: 4/22/07 Posts: 4864 |
I will stand quiet watch over your thread. |
| 8/28/09 12:21 AM | |
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Squared Circle
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Member Since: 11/20/08 Posts: 5048 |
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| 8/28/09 12:27 AM | |
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SCTom
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Edited: 08/28/09 12:27 AM Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 288 |
Please Tito aka: FUTA1 beat the living piss out of Mark "The Antidote hammer" Coleman whatever the hell you want to call the old man and shut his little posse of hammers to up for awhile. |
| 8/28/09 12:28 AM | |
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Pernicious
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Member Since: 2/12/07 Posts: 4603 |
Sorry for the babbling. Call it shell shock if you will. I'm over it. I have 4 quarts of 10-W 30 motor oil (Quaker State) and 3 dozen 12mm ball bearings. I'm here to help. |
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