Hawai'i Underground >> Wife is gone for 2 weeks...What would the HG do?
| 12/23/11 11:24 AM | |
fnunderful
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Member Since: 5/8/11 Posts: 107 |
She is gone for 2 weeks and so far i've only cleaned the apartment...I need some bad ideas to get into some trouble and I know this is where to find some....Naks? |
| 12/23/11 1:07 PM | |
FCTV808
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Member Since: 10/1/03 Posts: 58610 |
fyi, bar girls get real lonely during the holidays. |
| 12/23/11 1:48 PM | |
fnunderful
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Member Since: 5/8/11 Posts: 108 |
Will these girls let me practice autoerotic asphyxiation on them while I cry? |
| 12/23/11 2:01 PM | |
MOB U2
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Member Since: 9/3/11 Posts: 252 |
I think if you were to take a WILLING girl, tie her to a sawhorse and put a double drilldo up her ass and twat for like a half hour, then cum on her face . . . that wouldn't be cheating but just using a live sexual aid to improve your future sexual potency with your wife. Harder erections; best Christmas gift you could ever get her. |
| 12/23/11 2:18 PM | |
fnunderful
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Member Since: 5/8/11 Posts: 109 |
Cannot argue with that logic! |
| 12/23/11 8:53 PM | |
JIMMYNAKS
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Member Since: 9/18/05 Posts: 21171 |
I like hitting up the Hotel bars for the married business women forced to travel during the Holidays looking to be treated like a cheap whore and not a wife or Mommy for a night. It's Chapter 12 in my book.
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| 12/23/11 9:52 PM | |
fnunderful
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Member Since: 5/8/11 Posts: 110 |
JIMMYNAKS - I like hitting up the Hotel bars for the married business women forced to travel during the Holidays looking to be treated like a cheap whore and not a wife or Mommy for a night.<br><br>It's Chapter 12 in my book. <img src="/images/phone/apple.png" alt="Phone Post" border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;"/> THIS will be my tomorrow night! Only 13 MOAR days to cover... |
| 12/23/11 10:25 PM | |
T.Jay Thompson
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Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 3399 |
Xmas eve and Valentines Day are the 2 easiest nights to pull strippers. Proven fact.
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| 12/23/11 11:27 PM | |
FCTV808
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Member Since: 10/1/03 Posts: 58618 |
fnunderful -JIMMYNAKS - I like hitting up the Hotel bars for the married business women forced to travel during the Holidays looking to be treated like a cheap whore and not a wife or Mommy for a night. oh the ironing. |
| 12/23/11 11:28 PM | |
FCTV808
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Member Since: 10/1/03 Posts: 58619 |
T.Jay Thompson - Xmas eve and Valentines Day are the 2 easiest nights to pull strippers. Proven fact. true story. |
| 12/24/11 12:11 AM | |
JIMMYNAKS
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Member Since: 9/18/05 Posts: 21173 |
Sometimes you can drink with a Japanese tourist couple and if you see the Husband is the Sheep in that relationship and the wife is in to you, get him a couple extra shots, help her carry him to hotel room. SMASH on the 2nd bed. These stories also in my book. Don't judge me.
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| 12/24/11 12:15 AM | |
FCTV808
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Member Since: 10/1/03 Posts: 58622 |
yes, but what did you do w/ her? |
| 12/24/11 12:23 AM | |
TheAlchemist
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Member Since: 4/4/03 Posts: 10116 |
JIMMYNAKS - Sometimes you can drink with a Japanese tourist couple and if you see the Husband is the Sheep in that relationship and the wife is in to you, get him a couple extra shots, help her carry him to hotel room. SMASH on the 2nd bed.My friend used to do this in Japan. He would even start hitting on the girl while the BF/husband was right there watching it go down. |
| 12/24/11 12:33 AM | |
fnunderful
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Member Since: 5/8/11 Posts: 111 |
I cannot confirm or deny that something similar to this had occured on my last trip to Osaka.. |
| 12/24/11 6:48 AM | |
JIMMYNAKS
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Member Since: 9/18/05 Posts: 21176 |
Kanpai my Ana Kyodais. Kanpai!
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| 1/1/12 11:08 PM | |
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ranvalrj
Member Since: 8/15/09 Posts: 2 |
Get some strange pussy.
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| 1/1/12 11:49 PM | |
fnunderful
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Member Since: 5/8/11 Posts: 116 |
That is how i got the good AIDS... |
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