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GirlGround >> laughable pickups
| 12/28/10 2:56 PM | |
Sandy Cheeks
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Member Since: 11/19/10 Posts: 52 |
what are some laughable pickup lines guys have tried on you? i had a guy tell me once "your hot...like a jalepeno" i loled in his face :) |
| 1/9/11 3:34 AM | |
Cookie Monster
Member Since: 3/3/03 Posts: 14826 |
response: "You're a tool... like DeWalt." |
| 2/7/11 8:54 PM | |
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TSMontana
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Member Since: 5/7/03 Posts: 9664 |
Sandy Cheeks - what are some laughable pickup lines guys have tried on you? "I saw your pics on an Internet forum, and thought you should be in Playboy." |
| 2/14/11 10:55 AM | |
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meow mix
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Member Since: 11/19/05 Posts: 12793 |
Shoving a chair into my friend and I so that we would talk to him and his friend. It ultimately worked but I called him an asshole and told him he's doing it wrong. Little while later, he turns to me and says "So are we going to fuck or what?" I told him no and then got the whole bar laughing at him as I belittled his stupid self for being an idiot. |
| 2/17/11 7:09 AM | |
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Sandy Cheeks
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Member Since: 11/19/10 Posts: 355 |
meow mix - Shoving a chair into my friend and I so that we would talk to him and his friend. It ultimately worked but I called him an asshole and told him he's doing it wrong. Little while later, he turns to me and says "So are we going to fuck or what?" I told him no and then got the whole bar laughing at him as I belittled his stupid self for being an idiot. lol come on now meow mix how could you resist an obvious winner like that? |
| 2/17/11 1:19 PM | |
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meow mix
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Member Since: 11/19/05 Posts: 12809 |
Sandy Cheeks -I don't know. He was definitely a winner though.meow mix - Shoving a chair into my friend and I so that we would talk to him and his friend. It ultimately worked but I called him an asshole and told him he's doing it wrong. Little while later, he turns to me and says "So are we going to fuck or what?" I told him no and then got the whole bar laughing at him as I belittled his stupid self for being an idiot. |
| 8/27/11 7:49 PM | |
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DYS
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Member Since: 7/16/11 Posts: 19 |
"do you swallow" is the best pick up line cause I breaks the ice and shows if the woman can laugh or if she's a whore my go to line is a simple one "hello how are you doing" 
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| 8/27/11 8:54 PM | |
foxfirejesse
Member Since: 10/23/03 Posts: 6653 |
"Are you from Tennesse? Cause you're the only 10 i See." and "nice shoes. Wanna f*ck?" |
| 8/29/11 11:40 PM | |
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cincibill
Member Since: 5/21/06 Posts: 975 |
I once told a girl in a bar that she had the most beautiful hair color I had ever seen. She actually did have the most beautiful hair color I had ever seen and I'm certain she got that all the time from everyone. She then proceeded to open her pants to show me it was her natural color. I was caught completely off guard and I think it took me about 10 seconds to come up with "Yeah, that really looks great :)" |
| 8/30/11 1:40 AM | |
ArmbarCity
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Member Since: 1/20/07 Posts: 13028 |
Any of the PUA bullshit And "I'd like to kiss you where you pee (or bleed)" |
| 9/23/11 1:06 AM | |
Jake88
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Edited: 06/10/12 9:06 PM Member Since: 10/26/10 Posts: 703 |
Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? |
| 9/24/11 9:22 AM | |
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Captn Woodys Sistah
Member Since: 9/18/11 Posts: 69 |
I had some guy walk up to me once when I was downtown. He was grabbing his crotch and sticking his tongue out, and walks up to me that way and says "where's yo man". I didn't know if he was trying to pick me up or what LOL I looked at him and said "at home, want me to call him?" he stopped grabbing himself and walks away. Perhaps I could have thought of something clever to say, but seriously? do you really get girls that way? WOW |
| 9/25/11 7:08 PM | |
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cincibill
Edited: 09/26/11 7:56 PM Member Since: 5/21/06 Posts: 1022 |
My dad is in the hospital with a broken hip. My mom and I are visiting and this beautiful young nurse walks into the room. My dad says "What did you have to do, win a beauty contest to work here.?" The good thing is my mom also found it funny. |
| 9/30/11 3:16 PM | |
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virux11b
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Member Since: 7/7/10 Posts: 798 |
They call me Fred Flintstone cause I make your bed rock! 
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| 10/1/11 4:50 AM | |
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partycatstevens
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Member Since: 11/19/10 Posts: 1046 |
hahaha |
| 10/27/11 1:03 AM | |
zaiontz
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Member Since: 10/8/11 Posts: 17 |
U girls r 4getn 1 that we say "those pants are ugly.take em off
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| 3/16/12 9:20 AM | |
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Violentguy
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Member Since: 1/16/11 Posts: 239 |
I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit. 
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| 3/17/12 4:21 AM | |
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A bag of rice
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Member Since: 3/16/12 Posts: 67 |
Girl you know you want my sting!
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| 3/19/12 12:20 PM | |
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Ian King
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Member Since: 9/27/11 Posts: 0 |
Hey, is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can totally see myself in your pants.
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| 3/24/12 6:46 AM | |
Sergio88
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Member Since: 12/1/11 Posts: 762 |
Do you work at subway??? Cuz your giving me a footlong.
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| 4/9/12 4:13 PM | |
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A bag of rice
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Member Since: 3/16/12 Posts: 437 |
I'm psychic and I can see myself in your pants in the future.
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| 4/10/12 10:35 PM | |
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TBreezy
Member Since: 12/29/11 Posts: 74 |
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
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| 4/20/12 7:12 AM | |
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myersei
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Member Since: 4/13/12 Posts: 7 |
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
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| 6/9/12 11:39 PM | |
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MrsKrabappel
Member Since: 5/31/12 Posts: 2 |
The dad of the girl that I used to mentor texted me the day after I picked her up, "My carpet is still smoking since you left here yesterday." He was married. Creepy AND lame.
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| 6/12/12 4:21 PM | |
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Evzey
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Member Since: 12/16/10 Posts: 333 |
Seriously do pick up lines actually work?? Surely jut for comedy purposes! I may not be Fred Flinstone but I'll sure as hell make your bedrock Boom boom
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