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Canada Forum >> Illegal friend thinking about canada
| 4/25/12 4:23 AM | |
Kimo Lives
Member Since: 12/5/11 Posts: 215 |
My coysin in law is originally from england and moved here when,he.was three. His parents came over legally and were all set to become legal but they never signed the official papers so it never happened. To make a long story short my cousin in law married my cousin just to try Nd get legal but it didnt work. Theres not much hope fighting it and he doesnt wanna continue to live here if he cant do things like drive and vote Md get a decent job. Im trying to convince him canada is the place to go due to being able to drive there. Otherwise I may never see one of my oldest friends ever again if he leaves for england Soooo what r some benifits of living in canada for a guy like him? 
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| 4/25/12 9:51 AM | |
moemar
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Member Since: 8/19/06 Posts: 898 |
birdwatching Big Rig 
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| 4/25/12 3:23 PM | |
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JHR
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Edited: 04/25/12 3:30 PM Member Since: 7/9/02 Posts: 38279 Mixed Martial Arts LLC, Moderator |
By far one of the strangest threads we've had in the Canada forum. That says alot, Joe Doerksen posts here. |
| 4/25/12 3:28 PM | |
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Kimo Lives
Member Since: 12/5/11 Posts: 219 |
Not that wierd.....just curious what.some of the benifits of a place like canada.have to offer
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| 4/25/12 3:39 PM | |
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I'm Dyxeslic
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Member Since: 7/15/05 Posts: 1357 |
We've recently switched to the 24-hour clock from the 25-hour clock (days are shorter, so we expand the hours), so your buddy should feel right at home. |
| 4/25/12 3:40 PM | |
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JHR
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Member Since: 7/9/02 Posts: 38283 Mixed Martial Arts LLC, Moderator |
I'm Dyxeslic - We've recently switched to the 24-hour clock from the 25-hour clock (days are shorter, so we expand the hours), so your buddy should feel right at home. Valid point. |
| 4/25/12 4:20 PM | |
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moemar
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Member Since: 8/19/06 Posts: 900 |
Dont forget to tell him about the world famous Canadian ttt thread. Big Rig
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| 4/25/12 4:35 PM | |
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John Nic
Member Since: 6/24/09 Posts: 1092 |
We also have flying vehicles in Canada. Make sure to include that. |
| 4/25/12 5:51 PM | |
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Phil999
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Member Since: 12/24/03 Posts: 3468 |
lol, "moved here" where is "here"? I'm guessing you are talking about the place where everyone thinks it is the center of the universe. Sure, since the marriage scam didn't work come to the Canada mma forum for advice on how to sneak in "here". |
| 4/25/12 7:38 PM | |
Dougie
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Member Since: 8/20/03 Posts: 95058 |
So he is in the USA from England? Now you want him to sneak into Canada? Srsly? You're asking this? |
| 4/25/12 9:21 PM | |
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Kimo Lives
Member Since: 12/5/11 Posts: 227 |
Dougie - So he is in the USA from England? Now you want him to sneak into Canada?Yes hes in the usa from england. Lived here since he was three. Not trying to "sneak" him into canada dummies. He is going to leave america and either go to england where he has citizenship or to canada because it is much closer than england so his family and friends can visit. he would obviously be applying for citizenship in canada. Im just tryi.g to get some useful selling points on why canada would be a better choice than england
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| 4/25/12 10:21 PM | |
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moemar
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Member Since: 8/19/06 Posts: 901 |
if hes dumb enough to choose England over Canada, we dont want him and you should send him back where he came from. If he likes Canada though we could use an english speaking person working the Tim Hortons drive through. Big Rig
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| 4/26/12 8:31 AM | |
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Dougie
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Member Since: 8/20/03 Posts: 95079 |
So go to England and then apply to come to Canada. |
| 4/26/12 10:12 AM | |
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Phil999
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Member Since: 12/24/03 Posts: 3469 |
Tell him that he shouldn't check the box on the application form that says something like: "Have you ever been denied entry to another country? If so, please give reason below." He should be okay as is highly unlikely that border sharing countries share information on who tried to cheat the immigration system. |
| 4/26/12 10:16 AM | |
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thats g
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Member Since: 3/28/10 Posts: 193 |
ummmm yeah. |
| 4/26/12 10:34 AM | |
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wiley
Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 2941 |
Canadians get free ice cream the second Tuesday of every third month beginning every January. We catch our own fish/hunt our own meats on the 1st Friday of ever 2nd month beginning every March. We all train to become "cage fighters" in case were called upon to act in self defense from bear attacks at a petting zoo. Women, Children and Seniors are put first in every situation, not like England where there first for Fish-n-Chips line ups only. Every Thursday we have M.A.S.H. re-runs on at 8pm on every tv channel, except FOX. |
| 4/26/12 10:40 AM | |
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Phil999
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Member Since: 12/24/03 Posts: 3474 |
You forgot to mention Poutine. |
| 4/26/12 10:58 AM | |
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Kimo Lives
Member Since: 12/5/11 Posts: 233 |
Dougie - So go to England and then apply to come to Canada.
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| 4/26/12 12:03 PM | |
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Dougie
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Member Since: 8/20/03 Posts: 95090 |
It's not like we won't know who this guy is, we'll all be on the lookout for a guy with bad teeth and a stupid accent. - Angry Dutch |
| 4/26/12 12:06 PM | |
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JHR
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Member Since: 7/9/02 Posts: 38318 Mixed Martial Arts LLC, Moderator |
I love when crazy plans come together. |
| 4/26/12 12:54 PM | |
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bigjabroni
Member Since: 4/15/04 Posts: 451 |
Speaking of crazy... don't forget to tell him what you get in bathrooms at Tim Hortons! |
| 4/26/12 4:04 PM | |
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Kimo Lives
Member Since: 12/5/11 Posts: 234 |
Dougie - It's not like we won't know who this guy is, we'll all be on the lookout for a guy with bad teeth and a stupid accent.Hahaha
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| 4/27/12 4:57 PM | |
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Dougie
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Member Since: 8/20/03 Posts: 95112 |
Kimo Lives -Dougie - It's not like we won't know who this guy is, we'll all be on the lookout for a guy with bad teeth and a stupid accent. What are you laughing at? -Angry Dutch |
| 4/27/12 9:06 PM | |
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Kimo Lives
Member Since: 12/5/11 Posts: 241 |
Your picture perfect description of my friend
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| 4/27/12 10:58 PM | |
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Dougie
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Member Since: 8/20/03 Posts: 95117 |
Kimo Lives - Your picture perfect description of my friend IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU'RE LAUGHING AT! :) - ANGRY DUTCH |
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