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5/1/12 12:34 PM

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FCTV808 43 The total sum of your votes up and votes down

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so i'm on the flight back from vegas friday night and about 2-3 hours before i land, i start feeling nudging, shaking, poking and kicking to my lower back through the seat. i had thought a child was sitting behind me because sometimes kids and their short legs tend to not be able to bend getting caught up on the chair and to adjust, wind up whacking the back of yours.

so after about an hour of this, i turn around to say something to the parent, and what do i see? a fucking 50 something year old 5'0" local japanese (looks like a cunty school teacher) looking up at me.

me: "do you realize you've been kicking my chair for over an hour? wth that's really rude."

her: "well it's small back here and i have my bag, AND YOU'RE RUDE FOR RECLINING YOUR CHAIR!" (and scowls at me)

i start shaking, my head feels like it's about to explode,

"WTF IS WRONG W YOU? i'm bigger than you, have my backpack in front of me, and the person to my front has her chair all the way back, but you don't see me kicking the shit outta her DO U?"

her: "yeah, well YOU'RE RUDE!"

me: "FUCK YOU BITCH!" (passengers around are kinda shrinking back into their chairs and squirming--cockfaggots should be happy i'm putting this passive aggressive cunt back in her place) "does logic completely miss you? i'm perfectly within my seating agreement to recline my chair, BUT if you had told me you were cramped back there, i would've moved my chair up a bit for you without an issue. ARE YOU FUCKING STOOPID?"

at this point, i'm getting to pissed that this cunt could give a shit, that i look at the 60 something local japanese guy next to her who i assume is her husband: "YOU BETTER LEARN TO KEEP YOUR BITCH IN CHECK FUCKER!" he looked petrified.

anyway, 45min left in the flight w/o further incident until she gave it one more good kick, so i flung water over my seat on her. and at that point was thinking about following her and her husband back out to their car where i could smash him.

skip to baggage claim. she is w/ 2 other ladies of the same demographic, and teh guy WASN'T HER HUSBAND!

there is no justice in this world.

5/1/12 3:40 PM

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JIMMYNAKS 32 The total sum of your votes up and votes down

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Old Haole guy with clearly an air of entitlement comes flying down the Kokohead trail behind my slow fat ass. He passes me and turns around to say in a snarky voice "You need to move for the people who are more proficient at this trail than you are!"

I calmly reply "It'll take the Police at least 10-15 min to get here, a lot can happen in 10 minutes..."

He leaves. Point being people are secure in their attitudes because of a false sense of security they have regarding the laws of society.

Look fuck head. I hobble my ass down these steps and throw you in the bushes, maybe I get arrested for assault. I plea down to Harassment later. I'll eat a petty Miss.

Mean while you'll think twice before opening your mouth.

I can't wait for the Grid to crash.
/Rant Phone Post

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JIMMYNAKS 32 Member Since: 9/18/05 Posts: 21750	Luckily he didn't call my bluff because in all honesty I was out of breath. You have ignored this user.

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jjd Member Since: 10/18/02 Posts: 18040	I feel ya FCTV, have had this so many times in my traveling yrs, I've done the stand up and yell at them also... always fun to travel!! You have ignored this user.

5/1/12 6:34 PM	Ignore \| Quote \| Edit \| Warn Admin \| Vote Down \| Vote Up \| Delete Post
FCTV808 43 Member Since: 10/1/03 Posts: 59919	thank you jjd. fuck those friggin passive aggressive rude bastards. You have ignored this user.

5/1/12 7:11 PM

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Dr. Shocker 2 The total sum of your votes up and votes down

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LOL at Naks' post.

Then LMAO at the PS!!!

At Ala Moana beach this past weekend, group of HS kids come walking by, and one dude was rolling a tire. When he gets up to the sand's edge he pushes it down the sand toward the water.....right toward two kids playing at water's edge. Another kid in his group runs after it just before it hits them (him acting nonchalant). He doesn't even realize his fren saved him from getting bitchslapped by a stranger.

So anyway, they leave the tire on the sand, and we are like "why the fuck would you just put a junk tire down on the beach and leave it?!?" DUMB FUKKIN GOOD FOR NOTHING KIDS!!!

So they are there for a while with their group of about 8 (4boys, 4 girls), and the dweeby boys obviously were feeling macho cause they were in the company of girls for once. About an hour later they started to gather up their gear to leave, not once indicating they intended to get the tire off the beach.

So i get up and walk over to them and tell the kid "You ARE planning to pick that tire up and throw it away right?! RIGHT!?!" They reluctantly say "yes". And a different kid walks down and rolls it up to the trash.

Almost fukkin went jail this weekend.

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UGCTT_El Pescadero 342 Member Since: 1/16/12 Posts: 639	JIMMYNAKS - Luckily he didn't call my bluff because in all honesty I was out of breath. Lmao!!! You have ignored this user.

5/1/12 7:44 PM

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UGCTT_El Pescadero 342 The total sum of your votes up and votes down

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FCTV808 - so i'm on the flight back from vegas friday night and about 2-3 hours before i land, i start feeling nudging, shaking, poking and kicking to my lower back through the seat. i had thought a child was sitting behind me because sometimes kids and their short legs tend to not be able to bend getting caught up on the chair and to adjust, wind up whacking the back of yours.

so after about an hour of this, i turn around to say something to the parent, and what do i see? a fucking 50 something year old 5'0" local japanese (looks like a cunty school teacher) looking up at me.

me: "do you realize you've been kicking my chair for over an hour? wth that's really rude."

her: "well it's small back here and i have my bag, AND YOU'RE RUDE FOR RECLINING YOUR CHAIR!" (and scowls at me)

i start shaking, my head feels like it's about to explode,

"WTF IS WRONG W YOU? i'm bigger than you, have my backpack in front of me, and the person to my front has her chair all the way back, but you don't see me kicking the shit outta her DO U?"

her: "yeah, well YOU'RE RUDE!"

me: "FUCK YOU BITCH!" (passengers around are kinda shrinking back into their chairs and squirming--cockfaggots should be happy i'm putting this passive aggressive cunt back in her place) "does logic completely miss you? i'm perfectly within my seating agreement to recline my chair, BUT if you had told me you were cramped back there, i would've moved my chair up a bit for you without an issue. ARE YOU FUCKING STOOPID?"

at this point, i'm getting to pissed that this cunt could give a shit, that i look at the 60 something local japanese guy next to her who i assume is her husband: "YOU BETTER LEARN TO KEEP YOUR BITCH IN CHECK FUCKER!" he looked petrified.

anyway, 45min left in the flight w/o further incident until she gave it one more good kick, so i flung water over my seat on her. and at that point was thinking about following her and her husband back out to their car where i could smash him.

skip to baggage claim. she is w/ 2 other ladies of the same demographic, and teh guy WASN'T HER HUSBAND!

there is no justice in this world.

Fucking nightmare!!!

I had sum fat fuck sitting next to me on a flight to Salt Lake City that kept busting ass the whole flight... Smelled like baby Diarriah... Everyone in a 15ft radius was covering there noses and commenting... He let's loose again with a sound like the 2 stroke engine on the bass boat warming up... I stood up and said" listen you fat fuck you have been shitting your pants this whole flight, show sum fucking respect and put a fucking Cork in it" ... People started laughing and clapping, he turned bright red and started sweating... Didn't say shit back and didn't shit his pants any more!!! Once hey no sweat, but when your O-Ring is blown and there's a constant leak you gotta take something for that... Lol... Fuck I hate people!!! Phone Post

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FCTV808 43 Member Since: 10/1/03 Posts: 59921	i had had the refried beans and cabbage. sorry fo dat. You have ignored this user.

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B_RYCE Member Since: 7/2/11 Posts: 153	I yell at people for throwing cigarette butts on the ground especially when im behind them on the Harley. Dont want that shit hitting me,gross. USE AN ASH TRAY ASSHOLE. You have ignored this user.

5/1/12 9:44 PM	Ignore \| Quote \| Edit \| Warn Admin \| Vote Down \| Vote Up \| Delete Post
UGCTT_El Pescadero 342 Member Since: 1/16/12 Posts: 649	FCTV808 - i had had the refried beans and cabbage. sorry fo dat. Lol... Woulda smelled like roses in comparison... Smelt like he had been eating Brocoli and rotten tuna casserole!! Seriously woulda placed if not won in a Tijuana toot contest!! You have ignored this user.

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Sgt. Slaphead 14 Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 8265	Laws are a deterrent.....otherwise I'd be bitch-slapping fukkers everyday. If I ever lose my gun rights, lotta fuks gonna get worked. You have ignored this user.

5/1/12 10:13 PM	Ignore \| Quote \| Edit \| Warn Admin \| Vote Down \| Vote Up \| Delete Post
KyokushinCatch 26 Member Since: 8/2/02 Posts: 5522	I smile at old people, and they smile back then they start treating me nicely talking, talking, then telling me they want to introduce me to their daughter if I were Chinese, that is I lie and say I am ding hao muthafukkahs You have ignored this user.

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T.Jay Thompson 27 Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 3449	What idiot flies coach? You have ignored this user.

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FCTV808 43 Member Since: 10/1/03 Posts: 59922	i got tricked into upgrade on the flight over. had two 80y0 japabitches yapping the entire red eye. couldn't sleep. figured i WOULD NOT upgrade this segment. i lose You have ignored this user.

5/2/12 2:05 PM

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KUIndustries 5 The total sum of your votes up and votes down

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Coach is the smartest way to fly. A flight is 4 hours, to upgrade is $400. I can suck it up for $400 every time.

Only exception I make is kids. Even before I had kids if some one kicked the chair and it was a kid, I'd ask them to stop or tell there parents.

Kind of in the reverse roll we were in shit Oregon and at their little indian casino (apparently that's the only "nice" restaurant in town) and we weren't dressed up because I don't and we had our kid.

She threw her spoon, yelled once and cried briefly (she got scolding for the spoon and whacked for the yell which made her cry).

Anyway on my way back from the rest room fat elephants in the booth made a very loud and rude remark to my wife that they shouldn't allow children in restaurants to which I replied they shouldn't allow fat people either, by the looks of it you don't need to be eating those onion rings.

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KUIndustries 5 Edited: 05/02/12 2:06 PM Member Since: 5/15/02 Posts: 13694	More related to flying, our daughter is under 2 but we buy 3 seats because 1. it's easier but more importantly 2. we didn't do it first couple times and felt bad for the people next to us You have ignored this user.

5/3/12 4:55 AM

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TheAlchemist 4 The total sum of your votes up and votes down

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FCTV808 - so i'm on the flight back from vegas friday night and about 2-3 hours before i land, i start feeling nudging, shaking, poking and kicking to my lower back through the seat. i had thought a child was sitting behind me because sometimes kids and their short legs tend to not be able to bend getting caught up on the chair and to adjust, wind up whacking the back of yours.

so after about an hour of this, i turn around to say something to the parent, and what do i see? a fucking 50 something year old 5'0" local japanese (looks like a cunty school teacher) looking up at me.

me: "do you realize you've been kicking my chair for over an hour? wth that's really rude."

her: "well it's small back here and i have my bag, AND YOU'RE RUDE FOR RECLINING YOUR CHAIR!" (and scowls at me)

i start shaking, my head feels like it's about to explode,

"WTF IS WRONG W YOU? i'm bigger than you, have my backpack in front of me, and the person to my front has her chair all the way back, but you don't see me kicking the shit outta her DO U?"

her: "yeah, well YOU'RE RUDE!"

me: "FUCK YOU BITCH!" (passengers around are kinda shrinking back into their chairs and squirming--cockfaggots should be happy i'm putting this passive aggressive cunt back in her place) "does logic completely miss you? i'm perfectly within my seating agreement to recline my chair, BUT if you had told me you were cramped back there, i would've moved my chair up a bit for you without an issue. ARE YOU FUCKING STOOPID?"

at this point, i'm getting to pissed that this cunt could give a shit, that i look at the 60 something local japanese guy next to her who i assume is her husband: "YOU BETTER LEARN TO KEEP YOUR BITCH IN CHECK FUCKER!" he looked petrified.

anyway, 45min left in the flight w/o further incident until she gave it one more good kick, so i flung water over my seat on her. and at that point was thinking about following her and her husband back out to their car where i could smash him.

skip to baggage claim. she is w/ 2 other ladies of the same demographic, and teh guy WASN'T HER HUSBAND!

there is no justice in this world.

lol I can't stand the middle-aged, entitled, passive-aggro, mad-at-life-female, teacher/ state worker type either. Hopefully your logical-lashing will save the next person who sits in front of her from getting the back pokes.

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TheAlchemist 4 Member Since: 4/4/03 Posts: 10538	oh ya.... TF PICS?! You have ignored this user.

5/3/12 2:42 PM

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T.Jay Thompson 27 The total sum of your votes up and votes down

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4hr flights? Did you buy the old Concord when they retired it?

One of the few times I've actually been embarrassed by my daughter with disabilities was on a flight. She was 9 and we were boarding a flight. Just as the riff-raff of coach was allowed to pass through my daughter decided to have a tantrum yelling and crying that her first class seat was "NOT THE RIGHT ONE! IT'S SUPPOSE TO HAVE A TV IN THE ARMREST!!!". We flew home coach. Lol Phone Post

5/3/12 5:04 PM

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Hamo808 6 The total sum of your votes up and votes down

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JIMMYNAKS - Old Haole guy with clearly an air of entitlement comes flying down the Kokohead trail behind my slow fat ass. He passes me and turns around to say in a snarky voice "You need to move for the people who are more proficient at this trail than you are!"

I calmly reply "It'll take the Police at least 10-15 min to get here, a lot can happen in 10 minutes..."

He leaves. Point being people are secure in their attitudes because of a false sense of security they have regarding the laws of society.

Look fuck head. I hobble my ass down these steps and throw you in the bushes, maybe I get arrested for assault. I plea down to Harassment later. I'll eat a petty Miss.

Mean while you'll think twice before opening your mouth.

I can't wait for the Grid to crash.
/Rant

"I calmly reply "It'll take the Police at least 10-15 min to get here, a lot can happen in 10 minutes..."

That's Gangxtah!!!! Phone Post

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Faxapreta Member Since: 11/25/08 Posts: 489	You guys are unlucky. I pick-up a young doctor that looked like a librarian on the way to South Carolina. And on the way back I pick-up a Plastic Surgion's assistant with a large pair of bolt-on's (Blond 5'1" DD and FULL!!). I love flying!!! You have ignored this user.

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FCTV808 43 Member Since: 10/1/03 Posts: 59925	oh yeah, well i picked up a cold! You have ignored this user.

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DudewithaRack Member Since: 3/6/12 Posts: 20	JIMMYNAKS - Luckily he didn't call my bluff because in all honesty I was out of breath. LOL! You have ignored this user.

5/17/12 12:31 PM

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FCTV808...the next time you fly, can I fly with you for free LOL
I would've lost it completely. for some strange odd reason each time I get upset I see my lame M-I-L face and I just want to conduct mass amounts of harm to her. What? She started this war and I'm gonna bring it to her. Let's not bring up the S-I-L...she's nothing but a cum dumpster for married men... Too soon?

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