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Hawai'i Underground >> I'M One MMA Fightah"
| 9/8/12 11:30 PM | |
JIMMYNAKS
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Member Since: 9/18/05 Posts: 22113 |
Listen... you can train 6 days a week and wear all the clothes. You still are NOT an MMA fighter. If you don't have a job and you train all the time but are not getting paid for it? then when asked what you do, the correct answer is "Unemployed". Media firends and Media Lurkers.... PLEASE STOP calling every person that has ever stepped into a gym an "MMA Fighter" on your stories. /Rant |
| 9/8/12 11:57 PM | |
fnunderful
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Member Since: 5/8/11 Posts: 314 |
i work out UFC Personal trainer 4 times a week, I watch the ultimate fighter on tv and i practice my club punch on unsuspecting senior citizens...am I an MMA fighter? |
| 9/9/12 12:32 AM | |
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JIMMYNAKS
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Member Since: 9/18/05 Posts: 22116 |
fnunderful - i work out UFC Personal trainer 4 times a week, I watch the ultimate fighter on tv and i practice my club punch on unsuspecting senior citizens...am I an MMA fighter? 100% |
| 9/9/12 1:15 AM | |
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fnunderful
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Member Since: 5/8/11 Posts: 315 |
cool...i'm going to start walking around with no shirt and get a bull dog but only because i can't get a boa constrictor...does it help to get a bad boy tattoo? i'll put it on my lower back if it does |
| 9/9/12 1:31 AM | |
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JIMMYNAKS
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Member Since: 9/18/05 Posts: 22117 |
do a couple Jiujitsu tournaments and call them "Fights". don't get on my ass about this guys! You know it's true!! |
| 9/9/12 2:25 AM | |
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fnunderful
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Member Since: 5/8/11 Posts: 316 |
Do i have to compete or just show up? Do i have to win? |
| 9/9/12 4:57 AM | |
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JIMMYNAKS
32
Member Since: 9/18/05 Posts: 22119 |
Just get the Competitor shirt 
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| 9/9/12 9:20 PM | |
FCTV808
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Member Since: 10/1/03 Posts: 60534 |
UNEMPLOYED FTMFW! |
| 9/11/12 9:55 PM | |
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tjmitch
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Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 73733 |
I TRANE BRO |
| 9/11/12 10:49 PM | |
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ChinoV
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Member Since: 5/18/03 Posts: 471 |
But what if I trane UFC at the UFC gym, have all the gear, and own all the seasons the ultimate fighter, do I qualify? What if I had a backyard fight and wore my UFC gloves and a mouth piece and posted it on youtube, do I qualify as a MMA fightah? |
| 9/11/12 10:52 PM | |
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ChinoV
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Member Since: 5/18/03 Posts: 472 |
ChinoV - But what if I trane UFC at the UFC gym, have all the gear, and own all the seasons the ultimate fighter, do I qualify? What if I had a backyard fight and wore my UFC gloves and a mouth piece and posted it on youtube, do I qualify as a MMA fightah? I forgot to mention that I got a bald head,a pitbull, a lifted truck, a fat gold necklace, and choke tattoos (from a homemade gun) and live with my girlfriends parents, and hold pads for the kids, now do I qualify? |
| 9/12/12 5:11 AM | |
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FCTV808
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Member Since: 10/1/03 Posts: 60549 |
yes, but are you unemployed? |
| 9/12/12 6:49 AM | |
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ChinoV
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Member Since: 5/18/03 Posts: 474 |
What's employment??? |
| 9/12/12 8:09 AM | |
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tjmitch
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Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 73735 |
We had a guy a few weeks ago looking to 'brush up on his ground game, but he was ready to fight' He must have studied some 'come at me bro-do' in the past, as he was on the overeem horsemeat and d-bol diet, and had a huge AFFLICTION tattoo on his arm. SO obviously he was a UFCer. As is his way, OG legend mr big1 makes me go roll with him for the lolz. Because if he really is a savage, it will be funny watching him bounce me around the room, and if he is the poser he most likey is, it will be funny watching me choke him a bunch of times. So either way, mr big1 is amused. Unrealted to this, does anyone want a big giant arm with an affliction tattoo on it? I have one for sale. |
| 9/12/12 1:12 PM | |
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FCTV808
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Member Since: 10/1/03 Posts: 60556 |
ChinoV - What's employment??? interesting. you may just qualify |
| 9/12/12 1:12 PM | |
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FCTV808
45
Member Since: 10/1/03 Posts: 60557 |
tjmitch - We had a guy a few weeks ago looking to 'brush up on his ground game, but he was ready to fight' He must have studied some 'come at me bro-do' in the past, as he was on the overeem horsemeat and d-bol diet, and had a huge AFFLICTION tattoo on his arm. pmf! do you speak it? |
| 9/12/12 1:24 PM | |
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tjmitch
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Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 73763 |
wtf is pmf? |
| 9/12/12 1:50 PM | |
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FCTV808
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Member Since: 10/1/03 Posts: 60563 |
pics mfer! |
| 9/12/12 8:58 PM | |
Sgt. Slaphead
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Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 8448 |
I trane UFC style, have jiujitsu blue belt, have all kinds of gear like pads, mitts, gloves, helmet and mouthpiece AND NO FUKIN JOB! Call me FITAH you bitches! |
| 9/12/12 9:29 PM | |
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JIMMYNAKS
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Member Since: 9/18/05 Posts: 22126 |
Gun-Kwon-Do! |
| 9/12/12 9:29 PM | |
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JIMMYNAKS
32
Member Since: 9/18/05 Posts: 22127 |
tjmitch - We had a guy a few weeks ago looking to 'brush up on his ground game, but he was ready to fight' He must have studied some 'come at me bro-do' in the past, as he was on the overeem horsemeat and d-bol diet, and had a huge AFFLICTION tattoo on his arm. LOL! |
| 9/12/12 10:25 PM | |
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tjmitch
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Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 73774 |
JIMMYNAKS -tjmitch - We had a guy a few weeks ago looking to 'brush up on his ground game, but he was ready to fight' He must have studied some 'come at me bro-do' in the past, as he was on the overeem horsemeat and d-bol diet, and had a huge AFFLICTION tattoo on his arm. You laugh, but he is going to get me killed some day. |
| 9/13/12 1:40 AM | |
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WillyMaunawili
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Member Since: 6/29/05 Posts: 3506 |
tjmitch - We had a guy a few weeks ago looking to 'brush up on his ground game, but he was ready to fight' He must have studied some 'come at me bro-do' in the past, as he was on the overeem horsemeat and d-bol diet, and had a huge AFFLICTION tattoo on his arm.Come at me bro-do! Genius tj! I might have to use that as my next SN, I'll give you full credit and not hate the Giants as much if I do change it. Deal?
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| 9/13/12 8:13 AM | |
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tjmitch
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Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 73777 |
Deal! I train in NJ, I am very proficent at dealing with experts at come at me bro-do. |
| 9/25/12 3:57 AM | |
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Greg Southworth
Member Since: 5/12/05 Posts: 4263 |
Hi guys! |
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