Would you rather take a lariat from Stan Hansen...

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11/16/12 12:12 AM

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SaintVon Barksdale 131 The total sum of your votes up and votes down

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Or do a strike exchange spot with Mitsuharu Misawa?

Prize is 50 dollars (this is pro wrestling motherfucker, you aren't getting a million dollars for it and in this hypothetical scenario you are a worker who is buddies with the booker. The booker is angry you are banging his sister, but instead of outright fucking you over, he comes at you with the choice of working one of these two legends. The night of the show he gives your opponent a voucher for a free Mountain Dew and 2 hot dogs from the concession stand, which means you are going to get fucked up!)

On one hand, Stan Hansen was blind as a bat and pasted motherfuckers in the face with reckless abandon. There's a good chance you may end up with a broken bone in your face, depending on whether or not Hansen liked you.

On the other hand, Misawa's elbows are going to be landing a bit more safely and although they're all going to be stiff as fuck, it's usually only the last one that was thrown on par with a Hansen lariat. You're going to get your jaw lit up, but there's a lot less uncertainty regarding getting your face broken up than there'd be with Hansen.

I realize this is a zero sum game to most of you, but if you were on the indies a chance to get concussed by a legend AND make $50 dollars is basically like hitting the wrestling lottery...

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bigwignj 36 Member Since: 10/14/08 Posts: 2813	Face clothesline You have ignored this user.

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Winky is Wright 196 Member Since: 7/30/10 Posts: 1841	Great thread I'd rather take the lariat Ill add Lets say both were in a bad mood the day of Would you rather work a match with Brody, or Hawk? You have ignored this user.

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SaintVon Barksdale 131 Member Since: 8/11/12 Posts: 185	Dudes, I was plus 8 in the green yesterday and now I'm in the fucking red? PWE BROTHERS PLEASE HELP ME PLEASE! You have ignored this user.

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SaintVon Barksdale 131 Member Since: 8/11/12 Posts: 186	And yes,let's work this thread the way Winky is doing it. When you provide an answer, you get to supply the next hypothetical. Well done bud. You have ignored this user.

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bruddahoodaman 15 Member Since: 10/1/05 Posts: 19010	Misawa would probably put my out by the fifth shot. At least with hansen it's one and done. You have ignored this user.

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Stryfe 39 Member Since: 11/5/06 Posts: 1320	Vampiro took the "honor" from Kawada during a tour of Japan. It was a tag match and he didn't sell a kick from Kawada just to get Kawada to really stiff him. During a shoot video Vampiro comments on seeing Kawadas toothless grin before he tried to kick his head off. You have ignored this user.

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Slydawg 153 Member Since: 10/13/02 Posts: 3264	I would pay $50 to the Naitch for him to give me one of his chops! You have ignored this user.

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RedDragonUK 199 Member Since: 8/2/05 Posts: 38492	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZMX3_lzITE You have ignored this user.

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bruddahoodaman 15 Member Since: 10/1/05 Posts: 19011	Slydawg - I would pay $50 to the Naitch for him to give me one of his chops! This. You have ignored this user.

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TheBearStare 50 Member Since: 11/11/11 Posts: 427	I'd rather take the lariat. Good question though You have ignored this user.

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Big Baby 6942 99 Member Since: 12/10/11 Posts: 776	I will go with option C. Stink Face from Kelly Kelly for about Tree Fifty. You have ignored this user.

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fryabusa 186 Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 8618	Big Baby 6942 - I will go with option C. Stink Face from Kelly Kelly for about Tree Fifty. Change that to Torrie Wilson and I will donate my left arm. You have ignored this user.

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Daht 10 Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 2305	I would take a pass on both and just bang his sister some more backstage during the show. Or the lariat. You have ignored this user.

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Nuckin Futs 91 Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 14546	I would take the Hansen lariat with a mouth full of his favorite brand of chewing tobacco and spit right at contact. You have ignored this user.

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Roy Batty 67 Member Since: 6/22/07 Posts: 6800	I'd definitely go with the safer bet - the elbows from Misawa; the lariat might not completely suck, but the odds of getting hospitalized are higher. BTW, didn't Hansen knock Kawada's teeth out? You have ignored this user.

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Roy Batty 67 Member Since: 6/22/07 Posts: 6801	Stryfe - Vampiro took the "honor" from Kawada during a tour of Japan. It was a tag match and he didn't sell a kick from Kawada just to get Kawada to really stiff him. During a shoot video Vampiro comments on seeing Kawadas toothless grin before he tried to kick his head off. What the hell is wrong with Vamp? As if wrestling Kawada isn't hurty enough normally! You have ignored this user.

11/18/12 3:40 PM

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grizz632 223 The total sum of your votes up and votes down

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Roy Batty - I'd definitely go with the safer bet - the elbows from Misawa; the lariat might not completely suck, but the odds of getting hospitalized are higher. BTW, didn't Hansen knock Kawada's teeth out?

That's the story, but noone has ever confirmed it to my knowledge. One thing that is legit is that Hansen knocked Vader's eye out of it's socket during a match, so I'll take my chances with Misawa thank you very much

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SamboMMA Member Since: 11/6/08 Posts: 3022	I think I would rather retire. You have ignored this user.

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Stone17Wolf Member Since: 5/21/06 Posts: 4454	I got piledrived by Paul Orndorff and it was nothing like hitting "the lottery".....was more like $75 and taking a chance on getting paralyzed for life. As for the question I'd take a clothesline from Stan Hansen all day....no problem. You have ignored this user.

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