UnderGround Forum >> Your MMA is so bad....
| 11/26/12 11:38 AM | |
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ATOFU
Member Since: 3/27/12 Posts: 10 |
^^^^^^Your MMA is so bad, Ben Askren finishs you...in Round 1! Your MMA is so bad, Michael won't let you bang, bro |
| 11/26/12 11:42 AM | |
RML
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Member Since: 12/11/07 Posts: 20359 |
Your MMA is so bad Joe Rogan will talk about how awesome your standup is. |
| 11/26/12 11:49 AM | |
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PhilthyPhilgood
Member Since: 8/24/12 Posts: 49 |
effinggoof - Your MMA is so bad you couldnt even get a sub at Quiznos?Lmao good one
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| 11/26/12 11:52 AM | |
sitchpack
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Member Since: 9/14/12 Posts: 183 |
Your MMA is so bad that you need a year to train for the current Welterweight champion.
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| 11/26/12 12:54 PM | |
munsturrman28
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Member Since: 10/17/05 Posts: 545 |
^^^^^ Your MMA is so bad that your ringworms won't associate themselves with you. |
| 11/26/12 1:32 PM | |
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AlexinTO
Member Since: 12/31/11 Posts: 150 |
Your MMA is so bad because Kimbo is both your grappling AND cardio coach
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| 11/26/12 1:43 PM | |
KlinAtizer
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Member Since: 7/9/11 Posts: 405 |
Your mma is sooooo bad.......Cecil peoples scored you the winner.
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| 11/26/12 2:05 PM | |
KlinAtizer
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Member Since: 7/9/11 Posts: 406 |
Your mma is sooo bad.......You lost your last fight to a grappling dummy and predicted to lose your next fight to the punching bag.
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| 11/26/12 2:55 PM | |
time traveling 12er
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Member Since: 10/12/11 Posts: 526 |
Your mma is so bad you tapped to strikes while touching gloves. |
| 11/26/12 5:52 PM | |
RayRaysFunhouse
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Member Since: 9/12/12 Posts: 335 |
Your mma is so bad you couldn't sub James Toney.
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| 11/26/12 9:21 PM | |
Master Bater
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Member Since: 1/7/11 Posts: 1549 |
Your mma is so bad, Cecil peoples scores FOR you.. |
| 11/26/12 10:01 PM | |
time traveling 12er
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Member Since: 10/12/11 Posts: 528 |
Your MMA is so bad you got reversed and choked out while trying to get a sub at quiznos. |
| 11/26/12 10:13 PM | |
GROUNDnLB
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Member Since: 1/19/12 Posts: 2060 |
Your MMA is so bad you got guillotined by Melvin Guillard.
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| 11/26/12 10:36 PM | |
KZTT_FawkingxD
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Member Since: 4/30/12 Posts: 1629 |
Your mma is so bad you trans ufc
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| 11/26/12 10:55 PM | |
Shotta
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Member Since: 9/12/02 Posts: 307 |
Your MMA is so bad, you had to put it in rice.
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| 11/26/12 11:20 PM | |
Majestic79
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Member Since: 9/6/10 Posts: 13 |
Your MMA is so bad you get tapped out watching UFC
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| 11/26/12 11:35 PM | |
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stuvwxyz
Member Since: 11/24/12 Posts: 0 |
Your MMA is so bad Chael hit you with his spinning back fist
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| 11/26/12 11:46 PM | |
time traveling 12er
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Member Since: 10/12/11 Posts: 529 |
Your MMA is so bad the only significant strike you scored in a match was when your opponent gained full mount and you popped a boner. |
| 11/27/12 1:50 AM | |
RayRaysFunhouse
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Member Since: 9/12/12 Posts: 342 |
Your mma is so bad, Lesnar choked you out with an arm triangle. (I'm sorry Shane, I didn't mean it, they made me play..)
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| 11/27/12 4:13 AM | |
Happiness Bunny
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Member Since: 2/2/12 Posts: 498 |
Your mma is so bad that you had a bout with Bob Sapp last week and you tapped to strikes before he did. |
| 11/27/12 12:51 PM | |
Morgz
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Member Since: 5/9/06 Posts: 12635 |
Your MMA is so bad, Goldy said that NOTHING between you and your opponent is virtually identical |
| 11/27/12 1:35 PM | |
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jimbonice
Member Since: 8/13/12 Posts: 295 |
Your mma if so bad, Sonnen would be too ashamed to trash talk you.
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| 11/27/12 1:46 PM | |
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stuvwxyz
Member Since: 11/24/12 Posts: 1 |
You're MMA is so bad Carlson Gracie asked Caio Terra to train you for a fight against the Carlson Gracie Team
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| 11/27/12 2:49 PM | |
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jushintiger
Member Since: 1/23/05 Posts: 591 |
Your MMA is so bad that I bought you the "Matty Mo" striking DVD's so that you can improve. |
| 11/27/12 6:47 PM | |
time traveling 12er
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Member Since: 10/12/11 Posts: 530 |
Your MMA is so bad that quadruple amputee Kyle Maynard refused to fight you on the grounds that it would be a freak show fight and opted to fight the much more difficult fight dummy riding on a roomba. |
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