OtherGround Forum >> Craziest thing you said or did to Hulk Smash
| 12/2/12 5:53 PM | |
mister3mma
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Member Since: 9/3/12 Posts: 860 |
Lies told, distances traveled,liver's poisoned, money spent. All in the glorious pursuit of the ecstatic ending to a fantastic Hulk Smash session. What are some of my OG brethren's favorite war stories in the quest of biological bliss for the Hulk smash? What's the biggest lie, the longest distance you have traveled to let your little solider go to WAR?
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| 12/2/12 5:56 PM | |
MbA7601
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Member Since: 7/13/11 Posts: 389 |
Girl I dated said she wouldn't have sex until she was engaged or married, after we were together like 6 months (i was 18 at the time)..I proposed to her like 2 weeks later but said I couldn't afford to get her a ring. Did the deed the night I proposed and broke up with her 6 days later. Looking back now I still debate whether I was just a horny fuck or a shitty human being. Maybe both. I'm ok with that
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| 12/2/12 6:00 PM | |
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AoG
Member Since: 9/27/10 Posts: 1840 |
MbA7601 - Girl I dated said she wouldn't have sex until she was engaged or married, after we were together like 6 months (i was 18 at the time)..I proposed to her like 2 weeks later but said I couldn't afford to get her a ring. Did the deed the night I proposed and broke up with her 6 days later. That's pretty fucked up. |
| 12/2/12 6:01 PM | |
mister3mma
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Member Since: 9/3/12 Posts: 861 |
AoG -So far we have a winner!MbA7601 - Girl I dated said she wouldn't have sex until she was engaged or married, after we were together like 6 months (i was 18 at the time)..I proposed to her like 2 weeks later but said I couldn't afford to get her a ring. Did the deed the night I proposed and broke up with her 6 days later.
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| 12/2/12 6:05 PM | |
Alco Hauler
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Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 27215 |
Playing a game of pool with a hot chick, and for whatever reason got her to agree to bet car keys. Not cars. Keys. i won. She gave me her keys. When it was time to go I drove her home. HULK SMASH. Left her keys on the dresser when I left in the AM.
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| 12/2/12 6:11 PM | |
B1on1c
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Member Since: 6/7/11 Posts: 31 |
"I love you." |
| 12/2/12 6:11 PM | |
Mike Litoris
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Member Since: 3/16/10 Posts: 2478 |
Alco Hauler - Playing a game of pool with a hot chick, and for whatever reason got her to agree to bet car keys. Not cars. Keys.Lol that's pretty clever
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| 12/2/12 6:13 PM | |
MbA7601
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Member Since: 7/13/11 Posts: 390 |
AoG -In my defense she turned into a huge whore after. Maybe she had it in her the whole timeMbA7601 - Girl I dated said she wouldn't have sex until she was engaged or married, after we were together like 6 months (i was 18 at the time)..I proposed to her like 2 weeks later but said I couldn't afford to get her a ring. Did the deed the night I proposed and broke up with her 6 days later.
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| 12/2/12 6:18 PM | |
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AoG
Member Since: 9/27/10 Posts: 1842 |
MbA7601 -AoG -In my defense she turned into a huge whore after. Maybe she had it in her the whole timeMbA7601 - Girl I dated said she wouldn't have sex until she was engaged or married, after we were together like 6 months (i was 18 at the time)..I proposed to her like 2 weeks later but said I couldn't afford to get her a ring. Did the deed the night I proposed and broke up with her 6 days later. Or maybe she was disillusioned because of a certain douche. |
| 12/2/12 6:20 PM | |
PoWdA101
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Member Since: 4/21/10 Posts: 6147 |
Went out with her. In before "got married."
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| 12/2/12 6:23 PM | |
TSMontana
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Member Since: 5/7/03 Posts: 15679 |
B1on1c - "I love you." * raises hand * |
| 12/2/12 6:24 PM | |
TSMontana
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Member Since: 5/7/03 Posts: 15680 |
MbA7601 -AoG -In my defense she turned into a huge whore after. Maybe she had it in her the whole timeMbA7601 - Girl I dated said she wouldn't have sex until she was engaged or married, after we were together like 6 months (i was 18 at the time)..I proposed to her like 2 weeks later but said I couldn't afford to get her a ring. Did the deed the night I proposed and broke up with her 6 days later. SHE-HULK SMASH? |
| 12/2/12 6:25 PM | |
mister3mma
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Member Since: 9/3/12 Posts: 863 |
B1on1c - "I love you."LMFAO
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| 12/2/12 6:27 PM | |
groundfighter2000
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Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 41035 |
B1on1c - "I love you." was waiting for that one |
| 12/2/12 6:28 PM | |
sawdusk
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Member Since: 7/4/03 Posts: 5801 |
wrote horrible, corny, embarrassing poetry, with nary a word I actually meant... thank god it was pre-internet or I'm sure my name would still be attached to it on some social media site... |
| 12/2/12 6:29 PM | |
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TheReflectionOfPerfection
Member Since: 6/28/11 Posts: 3346 |
Un-zippered my pants
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| 12/2/12 6:33 PM | |
mister3mma
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Member Since: 9/3/12 Posts: 864 |
Alco Hauler - Playing a game of pool with a hot chick, and for whatever reason got her to agree to bet car keys. Not cars. Keys.Game, son, game! Powerful
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| 12/2/12 6:42 PM | |
superuser
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Member Since: 8/24/10 Posts: 398 |
in. great thread topic. |
| 12/2/12 6:46 PM | |
imkeithhernandez
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Member Since: 8/22/12 Posts: 558 |
Won a limbo contest at the bar..she was impressed
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| 12/2/12 6:50 PM | |
Sweet Daddy Bear
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Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 11431 |
I live in Iowa. Have my whole life. Went to South Padre Island for spring break my freshman year of college. Met a bish down their my 2nd night that I fucked for the whole week. Barely went out to the clubs at all. Just bought booze and fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. All week. Just fuck. She was from Oklahoma City. A month later I drove to Oklahoma City to her place for a weekend of fuck. Spoke to her maybe 3 times ever after that. Keep in mind, this is when AOL chat and the like was the easiest way to get a hold of someone so you didn't run up a huge phone bill. I decided it was much easier to bang broads in Iowa City than to drive another 9 hours for some poon tang (albeit, wonderful poontang). |
| 12/2/12 6:53 PM | |
ranier wolfcastle
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Member Since: 11/28/03 Posts: 58916 |
this is bad. during a dry spell met a girl online. she was 2 states away. she sent me a bus ticket to come see/hump her. wasnt as thin as i'd hoped (or was told) once i arrived but 5'6" 130 would have to do. it was only like 18 hours on the bus, i had nothing sles to do.... |
| 12/2/12 6:54 PM | |
mister3mma
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Member Since: 9/3/12 Posts: 867 |
Mr Jackson - i was myself a actual MAN.Watch out, Internet alpha on page! All salute the real man, Mr Jackson! Please teach us your ways of real manhood, Sir!
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| 12/2/12 6:56 PM | |
mister3mma
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Member Since: 9/3/12 Posts: 868 |
ranier wolfcastle - this is bad. during a dry spell met a girl online. she was 2 states away. she sent me a bus ticket to come see/hump her. wasnt as thin as i'd hoped (or was told) once i arrived but 5'6" 130 would have to do. it was only like 18 hours on the bus, i had nothing sles to do....Pussy is POWERFUL
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| 12/2/12 7:08 PM | |
Tank02
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Member Since: 6/19/12 Posts: 312 |
This thread has potential.
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| 12/2/12 7:12 PM | |
mister3mma
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Member Since: 9/3/12 Posts: 869 |
Tank02 - This thread has potential.Good sir, it has already yielded the true alpha for all us betas OG's to follow, the REAL man, Mr Jackson. He is opening a dojo w Robbie to teach us his sacred art of being a REAL man. I'm buying a year membership the first day it opens. Sifu Mr Jackson, teach us...
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