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OtherGround Forum >> Craziest thing you said or did to Hulk Smash
| 12/2/12 7:15 PM | |
Tank02
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Member Since: 6/19/12 Posts: 314 |
mister3mma -Astonishing.. We can all learn from alpha Mr Jackson..Tank02 - This thread has potential.Good sir, it has already yielded the true alpha for all us betas OG's to follow, the REAL man, Mr Jackson. He is opening a dojo w Robbie to teach us his sacred art of being a REAL man. I'm buying a year membership the first day it opens. Sifu Mr Jackson, teach us... 
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| 12/2/12 7:19 PM | |
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mister3mma
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Member Since: 9/3/12 Posts: 870 |
Tank02 -He gets pussy the old fashioned way.... By being a REAL man...mister3mma -Astonishing.. We can all learn from alpha Mr Jackson..Tank02 - This thread has potential.Good sir, it has already yielded the true alpha for all us betas OG's to follow, the REAL man, Mr Jackson. He is opening a dojo w Robbie to teach us his sacred art of being a REAL man. I'm buying a year membership the first day it opens. Sifu Mr Jackson, teach us... 
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| 12/2/12 7:28 PM | |
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MountainMedic
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Member Since: 6/30/07 Posts: 15205 |
New years eve about5 years ago. I was real hot for this gal. Real hot, for like a year. We were actually friends so it was kinda complicated. And she had a BF. There was mutual heat, but nothing ever done a out it. So new years eve, at the local spit playing pool. At around 11 55 it was my shot & I was just looking at the possible plays when she says "what are you thinking?" I decide fuck it.... "im wondering who you're gonna kiss in a few minutes, me or that idiot". The idiot was standing right there, watching this play out. She goes "you, I want to kiss you" & she did. I was half expecting a barstool to the head from the idiot, but he just stood there & we went back to my place
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| 12/2/12 7:40 PM | |
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imkeithhernandez
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Member Since: 8/22/12 Posts: 559 |
[IMG]http://i1165.photobucket.com/albums/q589/lilroller86/TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld_zps01aa6481.jpg[/IMG]
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| 12/2/12 7:41 PM | |
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imkeithhernandez
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Member Since: 8/22/12 Posts: 560 |
Someone post that if they're so kind ^
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| 12/2/12 7:48 PM | |
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adam209
Member Since: 5/16/08 Posts: 291 |
For imkeithhernandez
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| 12/2/12 7:53 PM | |
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mister3mma
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Member Since: 9/3/12 Posts: 871 |
adam209 -LMFAO
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| 12/2/12 7:56 PM | |
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Samoa
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Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 15363 |
The only lie I've told in the process of getting pussy was my name. At one point a friend of mine was playing for the Sacramento Surge (World League) and we were at a hotel hanging out. He told me that this chick thought I played for the team when she saw me in the parking lot at one of the signings and wanted him and me to hang out with her and her friend. I told him I'd go but I wasn't going to tell her I played for the team, but I would go anyway. He swore he was going to kill me if I fucked it up. We both crushed it that night anyway...........but I just never got into lieing to get guts. What I would do? At 15 I rode my buddie's little sisters bike 8 miles to smash my ex-girlfriend's best friend at her (ex's) house in her bed. My buddy picked me up the next morning and when he pulled up in his truck I said hold on a second and went and grabbed the little bike. My buddy said "what the....oh..oh, I get it." Guys get how far guys will go to get good rub.
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| 12/2/12 8:00 PM | |
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sh00tinblanks
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| 12/2/12 8:02 PM | |
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Richard III
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Member Since: 10/5/12 Posts: 539 |
Mr Jackson - i was myself a actual MAN.Sorry Mr. Jackson..oooooo...you aren't for reeeeeeal....didn't mean to make your momma cry, by bustin my nut into her eye.
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| 12/2/12 8:03 PM | |
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mister3mma
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Member Since: 9/3/12 Posts: 872 |
Samoa -Sifu Mr Jackson doesn't have to do anything to hulk smash a fine lady . He is a REAL man
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| 12/2/12 8:04 PM | |
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El Refe
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Member Since: 8/24/11 Posts: 3716 |
Met this chick at a bar, she was with a bunch of friends but wanted me to come over later on, it was too late to take a bus and I called a cab but it took too long, so I ran to her house, like jogged, 5 miles, I was pretty drunk too, took a shower at her place and then smashed for like 2 days straight. I married her later.
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| 12/2/12 8:08 PM | |
Forest Whitakers Lazy Eye
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Member Since: 4/5/11 Posts: 2077 |
In 2006, the year that the Steelers won the Super Bowl, I saw this hot girl at the bar that had finger nails painted with the logo. I proceeded to approach her and talk about how happy I was that they just won the big one, how much I love Cowher and Roethlisberger, etc. By the time the night was over, she texted me right after I left the bar and asked me to come over, and I scored. Cool story bro?... I'm a Browns fan :-)
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| 12/2/12 8:08 PM | |
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mister3mma
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Member Since: 9/3/12 Posts: 873 |
MountainMedic - New years eve about5 years ago. I was real hot for this gal. Real hot, for like a year. We were actually friends so it was kinda complicated. And she had a BF.Love that the idiot dude got left hanging while your naming his broad. Bravo sir, Bravo!!
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| 12/2/12 8:11 PM | |
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evad6317
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Member Since: 7/29/03 Posts: 7529 |
Back in 2004 I told a girl I was training to fight on PPV in Japan. I said if I won my next two fights I would headline. She bought it, fucked me, and wished me luck, lol. |
| 12/2/12 8:19 PM | |
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In Limbo
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Member Since: 11/17/10 Posts: 7898 |
"it doesn't count as sex if it's in the butt, you'll sitll be a virgin" |
| 12/2/12 8:20 PM | |
Kostakio
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Member Since: 1/16/05 Posts: 50767 |
I once told HULKSMASH I was straight.
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| 12/2/12 8:24 PM | |
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mister3mma
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Member Since: 9/3/12 Posts: 875 |
The Loge - I drove like three hours away from where I live to a pretty big city. Of course I had to go to a pretty shady part of town then once I arrived I got the run around. Had to waste like 70 bucks and deal with a bunch of conversations that were really dumb and uninteresting.....Lols
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| 12/2/12 8:27 PM | |
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KingOfFighters
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| 12/2/12 8:33 PM | |
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mister3mma
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Member Since: 9/3/12 Posts: 876 |
Forest Whitakers Lazy Eye - In 2006, the year that the Steelers won the Super Bowl, I saw this hot girl at the bar that had finger nails painted with the logo. I proceeded to approach her and talk about how happy I was that they just won the big one, how much I love Cowher and Roethlisberger, etc. By the time the night was over, she texted me right after I left the bar and asked me to come over, and I scored.That's a win, brother
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| 12/2/12 8:47 PM | |
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TheRealJoker
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Member Since: 5/10/03 Posts: 31432 |
"I promise I will never die..." |
| 12/2/12 8:51 PM | |
Mister Moonlight
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Member Since: 6/23/11 Posts: 1263 |
Was in a bad way after a close family member died last year. I drove six hours to NC to see an ex I hadn't had a conversation
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| 12/2/12 8:57 PM | |
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clattymine
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Member Since: 2/5/05 Posts: 21191 |
I've flown across the country. I still love the girlso even to this day it's not a waste to me. Still kind of gay though. Haha.
Was coonsidering going to Germany to try and get another girl .... Haha |
| 12/2/12 9:00 PM | |
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Mister Moonlight
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Member Since: 6/23/11 Posts: 1264 |
With for 3 years. I drove down without a gps or directions. I spent exactly 24 hours there. She was visiting her shitty friends who I had to hang around with all day. Had to talk about my feelings. Had to talk about her feelings. Got sick from dinner. Ended up smashing on the couch for about four hours. Got lost for two hours in NC on the way back. Drove back deliriously to Northern VA with no sleep and no food in my stomach.
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| 12/2/12 9:02 PM | |
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mister3mma
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Member Since: 9/3/12 Posts: 882 |
El Refe - Met this chick at a bar, she was with a bunch of friends but wanted me to come over later on, it was too late to take a bus and I called a cab but it took too long, so I ran to her house, like jogged, 5 miles, I was pretty drunk too, took a shower at her place and then smashed for like 2 days straight.Awkward story to tell when the kids ask how you first met, IMO, lol
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