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OtherGround Forum >> Craziest thing you said or did to Hulk Smash
| 12/2/12 9:08 PM | |
Alco Hauler
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Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 27222 |
Forest Whitakers Lazy Eye - In 2006, the year that the Steelers won the Super Bowl, I saw this hot girl at the bar that had finger nails painted with the logo. I proceeded to approach her and talk about how happy I was that they just won the big one, how much I love Cowher and Roethlisberger, etc. By the time the night was over, she texted me right after I left the bar and asked me to come over, and I scored.That's hard to believe.......... ....that you found a Steelers chick that didn't weigh 300 lbs and stunk of cheese........... Or did she? 
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| 12/2/12 9:23 PM | |
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mister3mma
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Member Since: 9/3/12 Posts: 884 |
sawdusk - wrote horrible, corny, embarrassing poetry, with nary a word I actually meant... thank god it was pre-internet or I'm sure my name would still be attached to it on some social media site...It's not to late to share your words now w the kind and non critical OG brothers
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| 12/2/12 9:29 PM | |
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Kimbos Bread
Member Since: 4/11/10 Posts: 2968 |
In
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| 12/2/12 9:36 PM | |
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mister3mma
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Member Since: 9/3/12 Posts: 885 |
adam209 -What we have learned in this thread so far; From Alpha Sifu Mr Jackson Oss
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| 12/2/12 9:44 PM | |
Forest Whitakers Lazy Eye
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Edited: 12/02/12 9:44 PM Member Since: 4/5/11 Posts: 2085 |
Alco Hauler -Forest Whitakers Lazy Eye - In 2006, the year that the Steelers won the Super Bowl, I saw this hot girl at the bar that had finger nails painted with the logo. I proceeded to approach her and talk about how happy I was that they just won the big one, how much I love Cowher and Roethlisberger, etc. By the time the night was over, she texted me right after I left the bar and asked me to come over, and I scored.That's hard to believe..........
Funny you ask.
She was pretty hot and had some big bewbs. After staying the night at her house, though, she definitely wasn't breaking any stereotypes. When I woke up in the morning, I noticed a size 5 (approx) little boy's shoe next to the bed. I asked her what the hell that was all about... OH YEAH! She forgot to mention that she had a 2 year old boy....Her true colors were revealed (white trash) Why would you be ashamed of having a son? It's MUCH more attractive for a mother to be proud of her children than vice versa IMO. |
| 12/2/12 9:52 PM | |
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Alco Hauler
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Forest Whitakers Lazy Eye -LMAOAlco Hauler -Forest Whitakers Lazy Eye - In 2006, the year that the Steelers won the Super Bowl, I saw this hot girl at the bar that had finger nails painted with the logo. I proceeded to approach her and talk about how happy I was that they just won the big one, how much I love Cowher and Roethlisberger, etc. By the time the night was over, she texted me right after I left the bar and asked me to come over, and I scored.That's hard to believe..........
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| 12/2/12 10:26 PM | |
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mister3mma
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Member Since: 9/3/12 Posts: 886 |
clattymine -Germany? Damn, bro, pic of what would make you go international?
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| 12/2/12 10:40 PM | |
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Wally Saves
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Member Since: 4/6/09 Posts: 9908 |
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?" 
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| 12/2/12 10:50 PM | |
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kingkoopa
Member Since: 1/1/12 Posts: 918 |
1st post wins lol But Anyways one time in Vegas I met a broad at a topless pool party. She was the hottest bish there. Went over started chatting, exchanged numbers and later that night she text me to meet her at her hotel room at shitty Excalibur. I was at Wynn and had 0 cash. I walked all the way there in the frigid cold. We smashed for like an hour. She was a super freak! I asked what she did for a living. She said she was a stripper... wished I wore a rubber
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| 12/2/12 11:03 PM | |
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kingkoopa
Member Since: 1/1/12 Posts: 919 |
This other time I went back to my home town to party with some old close friends I hadn't seen in years. We went to this hick bar called ropers. Always refused to go there when I lived there but I was drunk and my friend convinced me hot girls were there on Thursday. So we go I pick up on this cute light skinned black girl. She said she was Cuban. I was drunk and hadn't boned a blackey yet so I was down. Her and her friend kept making excuses to not come over for after party (sex). We bounce but girl keeps texting me. So we meet up at a 24 burger joint. Its her her homegirl and some random dude. The girls get in my car, black girl back seat. Confused I said cool let's go. Thinking I got into a 3way. They say "no we have to stay". So I say "fine we fuck here". thought they were bluffing. Black girl nods and smiles. White broad in passenger seat asks if I have condoms. I'm like "awe fuck, I don't" I didn't have any. As I'm thinking why does this white girl keep cockblocking, she pulls 2condoms from here purse! White girl then says y'all can't leave here. I say "fine" get nekkid and jump in the back and into the cubana. As we smash I notice my friends car has no tint so all burger joint customers could see us before the windows fogged up. Since they were fogged at that point I didn't care but I notice white girl and random dude standing next to car the whole time. I then realize she may be a hooker and they might demand money so I decide to leave with the girl. She commies but her white girl friend opens my door and jumps across me. I'm still nekkid with a boner and condom so I grope her ass. They start whispering and I get more paranoid so I say "y'all get out I gotta go" They get out and I bounce. My friend says he knows the white girl but can't remember from where. We check his Facebook and it turns out both girls were seniors in high school. Luckily black broad was 18. They had school next day. I assume that's why they didn't wanna come over
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| 12/2/12 11:11 PM | |
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clattymine
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Member Since: 2/5/05 Posts: 21198 |
mister3mma -clattymine -Germany? Damn, bro, pic of what would make you go international? Sadly, I never had a good pic. Neither one wld be good OG material, more the cute marriabke type. |
| 12/2/12 11:22 PM | |
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mister3mma
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Member Since: 9/3/12 Posts: 888 |
kingkoopa - This other time I went back to my home town to party with some old close friends I hadn't seen in years. We went to this hick bar called ropers. Always refused to go there when I lived there but I was drunk and my friend convinced me hot girls were there on Thursday. So we go I pick up on this cute light skinned black girl. She said she was Cuban. I was drunk and hadn't boned a blackey yet so I was down. Her and her friend kept making excuses to not come over for after party (sex). We bounce but girl keeps texting me. So we meet up at a 24 burger joint. Its her her homegirl and some random dude. The girls get in my car, black girl back seat. Confused I said cool let's go. Thinking I got into a 3way. They say "no we have to stay". So I say "fine we fuck here". thought they were bluffing. Black girl nods and smiles. White broad in passenger seat asks if I have condoms. I'm like "awe fuck, I don't" I didn't have any. As I'm thinking why does this white girl keep cockblocking, she pulls 2condoms from here purse! White girl then says y'all can't leave here. I say "fine" get nekkid and jump in the back and into the cubana. As we smash I notice my friends car has no tint so all burger joint customers could see us before the windows fogged up. Since they were fogged at that point I didn't care but I notice white girl and random dude standing next to car the whole time. I then realize she may be a hooker and they might demand money so I decide to leave with the girl. She commies but her white girl friend opens my door and jumps across me. I'm still nekkid with a boner and condom so I grope her ass. They start whispering and I get more paranoid so I say "y'all get out I gotta go"Kind of hard to read after you wrote 'Blackey' IMO. All the best w that, bro
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| 12/2/12 11:31 PM | |
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mister3mma
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Member Since: 9/3/12 Posts: 890 |
clattymine -I think the OG is both pervy and yet respectable enough to be nice when evaluating a woman who's vaginal pull is so strong you are compelled to travel 1000's of miles to feel its warm and loving embrace, brothermister3mma -clattymine -Germany? Damn, bro, pic of what would make you go international?
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| 12/3/12 12:16 AM | |
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mister3mma
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Member Since: 9/3/12 Posts: 895 |
Wally Saves - "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"Oh shit...
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| 12/3/12 12:33 AM | |
HeHitsMeBecauseHeLovesMe
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Member Since: 8/6/06 Posts: 7843 |
Paid $140... |
| 12/3/12 1:06 AM | |
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pin909
Member Since: 11/28/05 Posts: 1108 |
I told a chick i loved her on the dance floor in a club boned her at a hotel then walked out of the room in the morning. Im a scumbag. |
| 12/3/12 2:02 AM | |
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ChaelPFan
Member Since: 7/11/12 Posts: 625 |
Last New Years I was wasted and on a lil yay so I said to the three chicks near me at the time we should have a threesome, they laughed but I kept going and eventually one of them wanted it alone. It works to just be super open about it with multiple girls, usually one wants it.
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| 12/3/12 2:29 AM | |
Evie
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Member Since: 10/25/11 Posts: 699 |
I once met a fuck buddy at his office to have dirty business executive/secretary sex. He worked for the FBI and his office was in a federal building. I thought I was being sneaky by wearing full lingerie get-up under a trench coat. Didn't realise that the trenchcoat had a huge split up the back, revealing my very naughty back-seamed stockings and garter belt. We blatantly looked like a prostitute and John to the handful of people we saw on the way out... Not too many women walking around FBI buildings in stockings, a garter belt and trench coat, with a significantly older guy, who *aren't* prostitutes, I'm sure... |
| 12/3/12 2:32 AM | |
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mister3mma
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Member Since: 9/3/12 Posts: 903 |
Evie - I once met a fuck buddy at his office to have dirty business executive/secretary sex. He worked for the FBI and his office was in a federal building.This is near fap worthy...
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| 12/3/12 3:49 AM | |
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The Mad King
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Member Since: 11/8/12 Posts: 335 |
Your interesting
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| 12/3/12 4:41 AM | |
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mister3mma
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Member Since: 9/3/12 Posts: 912 |
pin909 - I told a chick i loved her on the dance floor in a club boned her at a hotel then walked out of the room in the morning. Im a scumbag.I'm not gonna lie to ya dawg, I never left Vegas...
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| 12/3/12 4:48 AM | |
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metalzombie83
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Member Since: 3/11/12 Posts: 167 |
I walked 500 miles, then i walked another 500 more.... Just to be the man who 1000 miles......... Then some redheaded dick told me to "sit over there" and i knew it was all a lie
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| 12/3/12 6:05 AM | |
kuruptz
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Member Since: 11/18/07 Posts: 4888 |
Told a girl I was in the Witness Protection Program. Lied about my Age Said I was hung like a stud field mouse
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| 12/3/12 8:02 AM | |
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Paulinethepope
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Member Since: 3/24/12 Posts: 381 |
Sounds kinda douchey but the group of friends who I hung out with 2 years ago were all drug abusing losers, I was too, except I went out on the town, met new friends n fucked bishes whilst they were all strung out sitting in one of their flats everyday. Well most of these guys had girlfriends, most of them way too good for these losers. Well after about 5 years of knowing these guys and getting bored of the repeated conversations and in-jokes I decided I was going to fuck them off, n hang with more productive people. I've always been good at luring women in, in group situations, I'd make my 'friends' look like stupid, uncaring, bad boyfriends. Which they were, it wasn't hard. Then I'd put the hooks out, mention to the girls that I like them n that they can do way better than, blah blah. By the end of it I'd fucked 3 girls, two were with gfs of the 'friends' , and one of them was being chased by a guy who she totally friendzoned and he was in love. I know I'm probably gonna get flamed for this, but I would never do it to a good friend, one of the ones I've grown up with. But I had grown to hate these guys and how lazy they were and so content with being fucking losers. It was great though, one of the girls left him for me, I totally lied about wanting a relationship with her, fucked for a few weeks then stopped contact. The other one fucked me a few times behind the guys back. Good times.
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| 12/3/12 8:29 AM | |
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bigJ6464
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Member Since: 4/1/11 Posts: 306 |
Told a girl and her friend I was on my way to help clean up the gulf oil spill.And meet with other engineers to help come up with a way to cap the well.Small town teen girls will believe anything.
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