UnderGround Forum >> How would it change ur views if Seagal beat Randy?
| 12/6/12 2:51 AM | |
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FatBuddha
Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 8770 |
would you be like those fox news Republicans where no new evidence can change your mind? Or would you embrace TMA? |
| 12/6/12 2:56 AM | |
inf0
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Member Since: 7/29/02 Posts: 66074 |
What kind of a reality would you have to live in to even think that would be a possible outcome?
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| 12/6/12 3:00 AM | |
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FatBuddha
Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 8772 |
that wasn't the question. What kind of reality do we live in where Steven Seagal coaches Anderson Silva to knock out Vitor Belfort via front kick and then a month later, Lyoto Machida to knock out Randy Couture via karate kid front kick |
| 12/6/12 3:01 AM | |
inf0
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| 12/6/12 3:03 AM | |
inf0
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FatBuddha - that wasn't the question. What kind of reality do we live in where Steven Seagal coaches Anderson Silva to knock out Vitor Belfort via front kick and then a month later, Lyoto Machida to knock out Randy Couture via karate kid front kick Well if you really believe Seagal had anything to do with those victories then I guess we have an answer.. Somebody else's reality, because it sure as shit isn't mine.
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| 12/6/12 3:06 AM | |
Mihow
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Member Since: 6/17/11 Posts: 9932 |
Well I would shit on my own face so it would be a shitty view
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| 12/6/12 3:10 AM | |
UGCTT_Dinamita
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Member Since: 6/17/11 Posts: 1193 |
How would we know he won? That fat fuck said no witnesses.
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| 12/6/12 4:34 AM | |
GeneraI
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Member Since: 2/16/12 Posts: 184 |
HHahahahahahahaaaaaa...... Breath.... Hahahahahaaaaa.....
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| 12/6/12 5:25 AM | |
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FatBuddha
Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 8773 |
well rounded poster - Randy would approach Segal for the clinch and then BANG FUCKING WRISTLOCK FROM HELL pretty awesome post until the last line. "BANG FUCKING WRISTLOCK FROM HELL!" - ahhh, that would be a beautiful thing |
| 12/6/12 8:58 AM | |
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bhealthy
Member Since: 11/14/06 Posts: 16903 |
UGCTT_Dinamita - How would we know he won? That fat fuck said no witnesses. expendibles three would only require 4 cases of of steroids. |
| 12/6/12 9:03 AM | |
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Lazer MMA
Member Since: 4/24/12 Posts: 4550 |
Segal via eye poke when Colture attempts to clinch. This followed by throat ripping with hand thrust all with No witnesses. |
| 12/6/12 9:31 AM | |
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bhealthy
Member Since: 11/14/06 Posts: 16906 |
it wouldnt. big nog already showed that when two seniors play mma: technique >> TRT |
| 12/6/12 9:47 AM | |
Soup and Beer
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Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 15852 |
It would surprise me about as much as if Andy Dick fought Couture and won. In fact I think Andy Dick vs. Seagal would be an even fight. |
| 12/6/12 9:51 AM | |
UGCTT_mrzipplokk
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Member Since: 7/31/02 Posts: 42965 Mixed Martial Arts LLC, Moderator |
rather see Andy Dick vs Handy |
| 12/6/12 9:54 AM | |
Loser Born Natural
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UGCTT_mrzipplokk - Beep. |
| 12/6/12 10:48 AM | |
Kirik
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Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 50178 The UnderGround, Mayor |
It would change my mind if a 500 foot tall winged monkey flew out of my ass once every 15 minutes. So in that sense, yes, yes it would. |
| 12/6/12 11:19 AM | |
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Lazer MMA
Member Since: 4/24/12 Posts: 4554 |
Kirik - Great. So what do you make of the fact that AS and Machida have credited the man repeatedly for helping them? You know better? Do you think those of us who never fought MMA have no real weapons? Do you think Krav Maga is joke too? There are many ways to neutralize your opponent as quickly as possible that are not legal in MMA and some are quite deadly too. LMFAO at the UG knowing better than AS and Machida (with some videos even available to watch as proof) that Seagal is not legit. It never gets old to me, the delusion is overwhelming, the UG. |
| 12/6/12 11:22 AM | |
UGCTT croy_00
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Member Since: 12/23/10 Posts: 3336 |
If a lightning bolt happened to hit Randy as the fight started and killed him. I would burn all of my training gear and move to the Andes where I would spend my days sewing my ravage butthole shut.
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| 12/6/12 11:37 AM | |
shaqitup
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Member Since: 6/20/11 Posts: 500 |
What happens if i fought, and beat randy? |
| 12/6/12 12:39 PM | |
UGCTT_mrzipplokk
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Member Since: 7/31/02 Posts: 42972 Mixed Martial Arts LLC, Moderator |
Worked like a laser. lol |
| 12/6/12 12:43 PM | |
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Goderson Silva
Member Since: 11/17/11 Posts: 3768 |
Anderson and Lyoto (Seagals students) both said that Seagal helped them perfect the front kick/crane kick and people still don't believe it when it come from their mouth! |
| 12/6/12 12:45 PM | |
notsobigmike
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Member Since: 2/1/08 Posts: 5912 |
After seeing his interview with the Voice, I came away with two things 1) Steven Seagal is perhaps an even bigger douche bag than I anticipated, 2) He clearly spent a lot of time in the martial arts world, so he's probably tougher than most give him credit for. |
| 12/6/12 12:52 PM | |
The Overseer
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Member Since: 10/16/12 Posts: 1365 |
Lol.
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| 12/6/12 1:02 PM | |
Out To Lunch
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Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 15755 |
I wouldn't embrace TMA because Seagal would be the exception to the rule. |
| 12/6/12 1:12 PM | |
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Anthraxxx
Member Since: 5/28/12 Posts: 38 |
It wouldn't really change my views. His movies would still suck. |
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