GeekGround >> Character bios by Hawkeye02

Iron Man

Iron Man is not a muntat, he's a robot. Tony Star and a British scientist were in the dessert panning for gold. They got caught in a sandstorm and had to seek shelter in a cave.But, this was no ordinary cave. The cave had natural reoccurring iron in it. Tony ended up turning the British into a robot with the iron depositing in the cave. When he got home he made a billion dollars and won a lot of fights.
 

Hulk

The Hulks storyarch is a very interesting one. The Hulks real name is Bruce Jenner. He was a dermantologist which is a skin scientist/doctor. His life work was to find the cures for wrinkles. At some point while he was at work he exploded a lazer full of grammar rays. The liquids in the ray got on his skin and made him into the hulk. But he is only the hulk when he gets mad. No one knows why, but it is believed he can control his angry. He turns green because of envy.

Deadpool

I don't know much about Deadpool, except he is a mercentary and a ninja. Who else would you like an autobiography about?

 I had heard Deadpool got his name from his fears of lakes. That when he was little he almost drowned when he got his foot caught in a vine. But little else is known, and he has an aliyas of Wayne Williams.

Thor

Thor is a really easy one aslong as you didn't nap in Greek methadology in high school. Thor is sun of Orine. Orine is actually the name of a constalasion that you can find with a starwheel. Anyway Thor comes to earth because his brother is trying to screw things up. His brothers name is yoki, and he is part snowman. Thor gets to earth from a cyclone. Then he drinks coffee, because it warms you up. But he breaks his cup. Thor also has this hammer club boomerang weapond. Thor goes on a lot of adventures, but his home is called assguard.

It should also be noticed that Thor is not a muntat. He is more of a space alien, but takes a human form. Thor has a friend, who is a Thor with a horse head, I think his name was Bonkers.

Captain America

When you think of a patriotic, three people come in your mind, Hacksaw Jim, Ronald Raygun, and Captian America Steve Roberts. The name Captian America is actually a plays with words, as Roberts doesn't ever drive a boat. Roberts is not a true muntat, he got his powers and made a mistake in lab. Roberts was actually a revenge of the nerds. He was such wimp that Tommy Lee would not let him play army. So on his daily treatments at his dermatology he did try to kill himself. He borrowed the scientist grammar rey lazer. And he tried to do it, but it exploded, and the liquids absorbed his skin. He became a muntat, and plays with special army. It should be noticed, his star shield is actually the humcap off the car.

Batman

I'll tell you about Batman. His real name is Mike Wayne. He is indear not a muntat. He is very wealthy, and buildt his mast fortune by investing in share crops. Batman doesn't have real power, instead he catches vermins with magnets and gizmo. The reason he chases bad guys is because of his parents. They were killed from a cobbler after they saw a movie. They call him Batman because he has a speech umpairiment and screetches when it talks. He lives with Alex the buttler.

Rogue

I'll tell you about the muntat known as Rogue, aka Cannonball Dean. Unlike most Rogues mom was also a muntat, the lady in blue. Rogue is from mexican, and has the axcent to prove it. Rogue is a suckyoubus and her power is taking other power. Rogue is the muntat equivenat to truck stop waitress, with her hair and how it talks. She is also a huge oregon ducks fan.

Storm

Storm holds a very distinction of being the only African American muntat. Storm has white eyes because she is blind from diabetus. When she was little she ate her parents in their house and home. She was very very fat. When she first made the discovering of her powers, she had a different muntat name. She was originally call the weather balloon.
 

Jubilee and fight of the seminoles

My fantasticnation with muntats began when I saw the first xman episode, Fight of the Seminoles. The episode is in centered around the young muntat Jewbailey. But also is an introducion of my favorite muntat, Cyclops, aka Mark Summers. Although he just has a camelo in the episode, he made his points. All the weeker muntats at the mall that day couldn't punt a dent in the seminole, but Cyclops took his head off! Energy blacks, here's one at the pro!

What is so special about jewbailey?

Not a hotdog gone thing. Jewbailey has Bret Heart sunglasses, and a yellow rain jumper. She also has sparkler fingers.

Best thread on the OG in weeks

The Thor, Rogue, and Storm ones are the best

Calling Beta Ray Bill "Bonkers" made me laugh so fucking hard.

Haha, it's from a thread on the OG by some guy named Hawkeye02. I decided to consolodate all of his descriptions here.

LOL SO MUCH BETTER WITH THE PICS.

lololol -- thx Zeno -- shades of "bob s" in some way for me.

Marvel should publish a book written by him.

Added a couple.

I thought this thread deserved a bump.

Whatever happened to Hawkeye02?