UnderGround Forum >> What do you do when a girl attacks?

novaguy - Womens equality is not only supposed to be there when its convenient, and they can't have it both ways.

If a woman wants to be equal to a man, act like a man, get up in a mans face, and hit him like a man......

Congratulations bitch, you are going to get KTFO, juuuussst like a fucking man!!!

novaguy - Womens equality is not only supposed to be there when its convenient, and they can't have it both ways.

If a woman wants to be equal to a man, act like a man, get up in a mans face, and hit him like a man......

Congratulations bitch, you are going to get KTFO, juuuussst like a fucking man!!!

Online answer: KO via cockslap.

Real answer: has happened before, use karate blocks and keep distance until she is restrained. Granted I'm a whopping orange belt (sarcasm), but I think most men should be able to deflect most women's attacks.

wisdomseeker76 - To add: silly bitches that say: "never hit a woman, no matter what". Are the same socially programmed sheep that will not protect themselves or you when shit goes down. Imagine being on flight 93 trying to convince your fellow passengers to rise up and fight for your right to life. Ha Ha Ha the sheep will tell you to shut up and sit down as the terrorists fly the fuckin plane into the ground.
OBEY!

wisdomseeker76 -

novaguy - Womens equality is not only supposed to be there when its convenient, and they can't have it both ways.

If a woman wants to be equal to a man, act like a man, get up in a mans face, and hit him like a man......

Congratulations bitch, you are going to get KTFO, juuuussst like a fucking man!!!

Sorry for the rant. Not attacking you. Just expanding the point.

novaguy -

wisdomseeker76 - To add: silly bitches that say: "never hit a woman, no matter what". Are the same socially programmed sheep that will not protect themselves or you when shit goes down. Imagine being on flight 93 trying to convince your fellow passengers to rise up and fight for your right to life. Ha Ha Ha the sheep will tell you to shut up and sit down as the terrorists fly the fuckin plane into the ground.
OBEY!

A wise man once told me.....

"Son, you never, and I mean NEVER hit a lady!!!! But, you have to remember, they're not ALL ladies"

USMC Blackhearts -

OK back, sorry; work got in the way.

 

So anyways, I'm standing there between the 2 behemoths and my girlfriend and the first one gives me a hard slap as the other claws my face.  I immediately droped an about 50% power right cross the smaller one's jaw, and another half power left cross to the bigger one's jaw.  They both dropped like sacks of potatoes.  It went from deafeningly loud with their yelling to earily quiet.  I look over at my girlfriend and said "dial 911, get the cops here now".  She already had her phone out and said "I am".  The 2 women I slugged weren't KO'd, more like a TKO.  they were on the ground, completely quiet, stunned and holding their jaws.  

Then a "sista" comes running from near the main entrance of Wal Mart and comes up and helps them up.  She is saying "I saw him beating you all, I'll tell the police everything".  I said "Mam, did you see me try to get away from  them and them attack me first?"  She said "Shut up, don't talk to me, your going to jail".  She helped the ladies over to the far side of their car and waited with them and consoled them.

OK, now I was worried.  I figured I'd probably go to jail, even though it was clearly self defense

So the cops come in about 10 minutes.  The 2 women go directly to them and the cops talk to them for 5 minutes or so.  I hear the ladies lying their asses off, saying I just randomly walked up to them and started beating on them, and they have a witness.  Then the cops come get my side.  I said something like "I know that you all don't know who to believe because there always 2 sides to a story and you didn't witness it, but you will see that everything I say is the truth when you watch the video tape."  I pointed out the camera above the WM entrance pointed right in our direction.  Then I proceeded to tell them the whole story.  I think it was pretty obvious to them that I was telling the truth and the 2 women were lying.  One even said to me that if he were in the same situation he would have probably done the same thing.  They said they would review the tape and get back to us.  They asked if I wanted to press charges and told me that the women had said that they wouldn't press charges if I didn't.  I told them that's fine with me; I wont if they wont.  I figure they got their instant karma anyway.

So I worried for 2 weeks and never heard from the cops.  I called them and gave my number to them so they could have the main officer at the scene call me back.  He acted like he'd almost forgotton about the case.  He said the camera was very blurry and they couldn't see anything, so they just dropped the case.  Ahh... as you can imagine, I was relieved.

Lessons learned?  I dont know... I feel pretty lucky that I didn't get in legal trouble, especially with their bogus witness.  I'm glad I didn't hit them hard enough to break their jaws, I assume I'd have had to pay for their legal bills or something, even though that would be BS.  Maybe the best thing I could have done would have been to mace them.  I do carry pepper spray now and if the same situation ever happened again I'd probably try and use that tool.

wisdomseeker76 - To add: silly bitches that say: "never hit a woman, no matter what". Are the same socially programmed sheep that will not protect themselves or you when shit goes down. Imagine being on flight 93 trying to convince your fellow passengers to rise up and fight for your right to life. Ha Ha Ha the sheep will tell you to shut up and sit down as the terrorists fly the fuckin plane into the ground.
OBEY!

mikerobmma -

wisdomseeker76 - To add: silly bitches that say: "never hit a woman, no matter what". Are the same socially programmed sheep that will not protect themselves or you when shit goes down. Imagine being on flight 93 trying to convince your fellow passengers to rise up and fight for your right to life. Ha Ha Ha the sheep will tell you to shut up and sit down as the terrorists fly the fuckin plane into the ground.
OBEY!

Reminds me of incidents like where the dude attacked his dad with a knife in the classroom. As the dad fought him, the grown ass college students ran out. 6-7 people who would have easily subdued a distracted man.

Or that guy who was shoved onto the tracks on a subway recently. One dumbass took pictures, while the rest stood by as the poor guy desperately tried to climb out before being destroyed by the train.